Samuel L. Jackson is playing a Jedi Master in the new Star Wars prequels. The TOP
10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's Character "Jedi Master Mace
Wendu" Say in the Star Wars Prequels are:
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I wouldn't eat the
filthy motherfuckers.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every
motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got
no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
5. "What" ain't no planet I ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah, Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's
a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother Fucker."