The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin

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The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF BENJAMIN FRANKLIN work as a printer, but after a few months he was induced by Governor Keith to go to London, where, finding Keith’s promises empty, he again worked as a compositor till he was brought back to Philadelphia by a merchant named Denman, who gave him a position in his business. On Denman’s death WITH INTRODUCTION AND NOTES EDITED BY CHARLES W. ELIOT, L.L.D., P. F. COLLIER & SON COMPANY, NEW YORK (1909) he returned to his former trade, and shortly set up a printing house of his own from which he published “The Pennsylvania Gazette,” to which he contributed many essays, and which he made a medium for agitating a variety of local INTRODUCTORY NOTE reforms. In 1732 he began to issue his famous “Poor Richard’s Benjamin Franklin was born in Milk Street, Boston, on Janu- posed those pithy utterances of worldly wisdom which are Almanac” for the enrichment of which he borrowed or comthe basis of a large part of his popular reputation. In 1758, ary 6, 1706. His father, Josiah Franklin, was a tallow chan- the year in which he ceases writing for the Almanac, he dler who married twice, and of his seventeen children Ben- printed in it “Father Abraham’s Sermon,” now regarded as jamin was the youngest son. His schooling ended at ten, the most famous piece of literature produced in Colonial and at twelve he was bound apprentice to his brother James, America. a printer, who published the “New England Courant.” To this Meantime Franklin was concerning himself more and more journal he became a contributor, and later was for a time its with public affairs. He set forth a scheme for an Academy, nominal editor. But the brothers quarreled, and Benjamin which was taken up later and finally developed into the ran away, going first to New York, and thence to Philadel- University of Pennsylvania; and he founded an “American phia, where he arrived in October, 1723. He soon obtained 3 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin Philosophical Society” for the purpose of enabling scientific he lost his seat in the Assembly; but in 1764 he was again men to communicate their discoveries to one another. He despatched to England as agent for the colony, this time to himself had already begun his electrical researches, which, petition the King to resume the government from the hands with other scientific inquiries, he called on in the intervals of the proprietors. In London he actively opposed the pro- of money-making and politics to the end of his life. In 1748 posed Stamp Act, but lost the credit for this and much of he sold his business in order to get leisure for study, having his popularity through his securing for a friend the office of now acquired comparative wealth; and in a few years he had stamp agent in America. Even his effective work in helping made discoveries that gave him a reputation with the learned to obtain the repeal of the act left him still a suspect; but throughout Europe. In politics he proved very able both as he continued his efforts to present the case for the Colonies an administrator and as a controversialist; but his record as as the troubles thickened toward the crisis of the Revolu- an office-holder is stained by the use he made of his posi- tion. In 1767 he crossed to France, where he was received tion to advance his relatives. His most notable service in with honor; but before his return home in 1775 he lost his home politics was his reform of the postal system; but his position as postmaster through his share in divulging to fame as a statesman rests chiefly on his services in connec- Massachusetts the famous letter of Hutchinson and Oliver. tion with the relations of the Colonies with Great Britain, On his arrival in Philadelphia he was chosen a member of and later with France. In 1757 he was sent to England to the Continental Congress and in 1777 he was dispatched to protest against the influence of the Penns in the govern- France as commissioner for the United States. Here he re- ment of the colony, and for five years he remained there, mained till 1785, the favorite of French society; and with striving to enlighten the people and the ministry of En- such success did he conduct the affairs of his country that gland as to Colonial conditions. On his return to America he when he finally returned he received a place only second to played an honorable part in the Paxton affair, through which that of Washington as the champion of American indepen- 4 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin anecdotes of my ancestors. You may remember the inquiries dence. He died on April 17, 1790. The first five chapters of the Autobiography were com- I made among the remains of my relations when you were posed in England in 1771, continued in 1784-5, and again with me in England, and the journey I undertook for that in 1788, at which date he brought it down to 1757. After a purpose. Imagining it may be equally agreeable to* you to most extraordinary series of adventures, the original form know the circumstances of my life, many of which you are of the manuscript was finally printed by Mr. John Bigelow, yet unacquainted with, and expecting the enjoyment of a and is here reproduced in recognition of its value as a pic- week’s uninterrupted leisure in my present country retire- ture of one of the most notable personalities of Colonial ment, I sit down to write them for you. To which I have times, and of its acknowledged rank as one of the great besides some other inducements. Having emerged from the autobiographies of the world. poverty and obscurity in which I was born and bred, to a state of affluence and some degree of reputation in the world, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY 1706-1757 and having gone so far through life with a considerable share of felicity, the conducing means I made use of, which with the blessing of God so well succeeded, my posterity may like to know, as they may find some of them suitable to TWYFORD, at the Bishop of St. Asaph’s, 1771. their own situations, and therefore fit to be imitated. That felicity, when I reflected on it, has induced me some- The country-seat of Bishop Shipley, the good bishop, as times to say, that were it offered to my choice, I should Dr. Franklin used to style him.B. have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a DEAR SON: I have ever had pleasure in obtaining any little * After the words “agreeable to” the words “some of” were interlined and afterward effaced.—B. 5 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin second edition to correct some faults of the first. So I might, tive of good to the possessor, and to others that are within besides correcting the faults, change some sinister accidents his sphere of action; and therefore, in many cases, it would and events of it for others more favorable. But though this not be altogether absurd if a man were to thank God for his were denied, I should still accept the offer. Since such a vanity among the other comforts of life. repetition is not to be expected, the next thing most like And now I speak of thanking God, I desire with all humil- living one’s life over again seems to be a recollection of that ity to acknowledge that I owe the mentioned happiness of life, and to make that recollection as durable as possible by my past life to His kind providence, which lead me to the putting it down in writing. means I used and gave them success. My belief of this in- Hereby, too, I shall indulge the inclination so natural in duces me to hope, though I must not presume, that the old men, to be talking of themselves and their own past same goodness will still be exercised toward me, in continu- actions; and I shall indulge it without being tiresome to ing that happiness, or enabling me to bear a fatal reverse, others, who, through respect to age, might conceive them- which I may experience as others have done: the complex- selves obliged to give me a hearing, since this may be read ion of my future fortune being known to Him only in whose or not as any one pleases. And, lastly (I may as well confess power it is to bless to us even our afflictions. it, since my denial of it will be believed by nobody), per- The notes one of my uncles (who had the same kind of haps I shall a good deal gratify my own vanity. Indeed, I curiosity in collecting family anecdotes) once put into my scarce ever heard or saw the introductory words, “Without hands, furnished me with several particulars relating to our vanity I may say,” &c., but some vain thing immediately ancestors. From these notes I learned that the family had followed. Most people dislike vanity in others, whatever share lived in the same village, Ecton, in Northamptonshire, for they have of it themselves; but I give it fair quarter wher- three hundred years, and how much longer he knew not ever I meet with it, being persuaded that it is often produc- (perhaps from the time when the name of Franklin, that 6 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin before was the name of an order of people, was assumed by jamin and Josiah. I will give you what account I can of them as a surname when others took surnames all over the them, at this distance from my papers, and if these are not kingdom), on a freehold of about thirty acres, aided by the lost in my absence, you will among them find many more smith’s business, which had continued in the family till his particulars. time, the eldest son being always bred to that business; a Thomas was bred a smith under his father; but, being custom which he and my father followed as to their eldest ingenious, and encouraged in learning (as all my brothers sons. When I searched the registers at Ecton, I found an were) by an Esquire Palmer, then the principal gentleman in account of their births, marriages and burials from the year that parish, he qualified himself for the business of scriv- 1555 only, there being no registers kept in that parish at ener; became a considerable man in the county; was a chief any time preceding. By that register I perceived that I was mover of all public-spirited undertakings for the county or the youngest son of the youngest son for five generations town of Northampton, and his own village, of which many back. My grandfather Thomas, who was born in 1598, lived instances were related of him; and much taken notice of at Ecton till he grew too old to follow business longer, when and patronized by the then Lord Halifax. He died in 17O2, he went to live with his son John, a dyer at Banbury, in January 6, old style, just four years to a day before I was Oxfordshire, with whom my father served an apprenticeship. born. The account we received of his life and character from There my grandfather died and lies buried. We saw his grave- some old people at Ecton, I remember, struck you as some- stone in 1758. His eldest son Thomas lived in the house at thing extraordinary, from its similarity to what you knew of Ecton, and left it with the land to his only child, a daugh- mine. ter, who, with her husband, one Fisher, of Wellingborough, “Had he died on the same day,” you said, “one might sold it to Mr. Isted, now lord of the manor there. My grand- have supposed a transmigration.” father had four sons that grew up, viz.: Thomas, John, Ben- John was bred a dyer, I believe of woolens. Benjamin was 7 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin bred a silk dyer, serving an apprenticeship at London. He wanting as appears by the numbering, but there still remain was an ingenious man. I remember him well, for when I was eight volumes in folio, and twenty-four in quarto and in a boy he came over to my father in Boston, and lived in the octavo. A dealer in old books met with them, and knowing house with us some years. He lived to a great age. His grand- me by my sometimes buying of him, he brought them to me. son, Samuel Franklin, now lives in Boston. He left behind It seems my uncle must have left them here, when he went him two quarto volumes, MS., of his own poetry, consisting to America, which was about fifty years since. There are of little occasional pieces addressed to his friends and rela- many of his notes in the margins. tions, of which the following, sent to me, is a specimen.* He This obscure family of ours was early in the Reformation, had formed a short-hand of his own, which he taught me, and continued Protestants through the reign of Queen Mary, but, never practicing it, I have now forgot it. I was named when they were sometimes in danger of trouble on account after this uncle, there being a particular affection between of their zeal against popery. They had got an English Bible, him and my father. He was very pious, a great attender of and to conceal and secure it, it was fastened open with sermons of the best preachers, which he took down in his tapes under and within the cover of a joint-stool. When my short-hand, and had with him many volumes of them. He great-great-grandfather read it to his family, he turned up was also much of a politician; too much, perhaps, for his the joint-stool upon his knees, turning over the leaves then station. There fell lately into my hands, in London, a collec- under the tapes. One of the children stood at the door to tion he had made of all the principal pamphlets, relating to give notice if he saw the apparitor coming, who was an of- public affairs, from 1641 to 1717; many of the volumes are ficer of the spiritual court. In that case the stool was turned down again upon its feet, when the Bible remained con- * Here follow in the margin the words, in brackets, “here insert it,” but the poetry is not given. Mr. Sparks informs us (Life of Franklin, p. 6) that these volumes had been preserved, and were in possession of Mrs. Emmons, of Boston, great-granddaughter of their author. cealed under it as before. This anecdote I had from my uncle Benjamin. The family continued all of the Church of En- 8 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin gland till about the end of Charles the Second’s reign, when as ‘a godly, learned Englishman,” if I remember the words some of the ministers that had been outed for nonconfor- rightly. I have heard that he wrote sundry small occasional mity holding conventicles in Northamptonshire, Benjamin pieces, but only one of them was printed, which I saw now and Josiah adhered to them, and so continued all their lives: many years since. It was written in 1675, in the home-spun the rest of the family remained with the Episcopal Church. verse of that time and people, and addressed to those then Josiah, my father, married young, and carried his wife concerned in the government there. It was in favor of lib- with three children into New England, about 1682. The con- erty of conscience, and in behalf of the Baptists, Quakers, venticles having been forbidden by law, and frequently dis- and other sectaries that had been under persecution, as- turbed, induced some considerable men of his acquaintance cribing the Indian wars, and other distresses that had be- to remove to that country, and he was prevailed with to fallen the country, to that persecution, as so many judg- accompany them thither, where they expected to enjoy their ments of God to punish so heinous an offense, and exhort- mode of religion with freedom. By the same wife he had ing a repeal of those uncharitable laws. The whole appeared four children more born there, and by a second wife ten to me as written with a good deal of decent plainness and more, in all seventeen; of which I remember thirteen sitting manly freedom. The six concluding lines I remember, though at one time at his table, who all grew up to be men and I have forgotten the two first of the stanza; but the purport women, and married; I was the youngest son, and the young- of them was, that his censures proceeded from good-will, est child but two, and was born in Boston, New England. My and, therefore, he would be known to be the author. mother, the second wife, was Abiah Folger, daughter of Peter Folger, one of the first settlers of New England, of whom “Because to be a libeller (says he) honorable mention is made by Cotton Mather in his church I hate it with my heart; history of that country, entitled Magnalia Christi Americana, From Sherburne town, where now I dwell 9 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin My name I do put here; large a family he could not well afford, and the mean living Without offense your real friend, many so educated were afterwards able to obtainreasons It is Peter Folgier.” that be gave to his friends in my hearingaltered his first intention, took me from the grammar-school, and sent me My elder brothers were all put apprentices to different trades. to a school for writing and arithmetic, kept by a then fa- I was put to the grammar- school at eight years of age, my mous man, Mr. George Brownell, very successful in his pro- father intending to devote me, as the tithe of his sons, to fession generally, and that by mild, encouraging methods. the service of the Church. My early readiness in learning to Under him I acquired fair writing pretty soon, but I failed in read (which must have been very early, as I do not remem- the arithmetic, and made no progress in it. At ten years old ber when I could not read), and the opinion of all his friends, I was taken home to assist my father in his business, which that I should certainly make a good scholar, encouraged was that of a tallow-chandler and sope-boiler; a business he him in this purpose of his. My uncle Benjamin, too, ap- was not bred to, but had assumed on his arrival in New proved of it, and proposed to give me all his short-hand England, and on finding his dying trade would not maintain volumes of sermons, I suppose as a stock to set up with, if I his family, being in little request. Accordingly, I was em- would learn his character. I continued, however, at the gram- ployed in cutting wick for the candles, filling the dipping mar-school not quite one year, though in that time I had mold and the molds for cast candles, attending the shop, risen gradually from the middle of the class of that year to going of errands, etc. be the head of it, and farther was removed into the next I disliked the trade, and had a strong inclination for the class above it, in order to go with that into the third at the sea, but my father declared against it; however, living near end of the year. But my father, in the meantime, from a the water, I was much in and about it, learnt early to swim view of the expense of a college education, which having so well, and to manage boats; and when in a boat or canoe 10 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin with other boys, I was commonly allowed to govern, espe- though I pleaded the usefulness of the work, mine convinced cially in any case of difficulty; and upon other occasions I me that nothing was useful which was not honest. was generally a leader among the boys, and sometimes led I think you may like to know something of his person and them into scrapes, of which I will mention one instance, as character. He had an excellent constitution of body, was of it shows an early projecting public spirit, tho’ not then justly middle stature, but well set, and very strong; he was inge- conducted. nious, could draw prettily, was skilled a little in music, and There was a salt-marsh that bounded part of the mill- had a clear pleasing voice, so that when he played psalm pond, on the edge of which, at high water, we used to stand tunes on his violin and sung withal, as he sometimes did in to fish for minnows. By much trampling, we had made it a an evening after the business of the day was over, it was mere quagmire. My proposal was to build a wharff there fit extremely agreeable to hear. He had a mechanical genius for us to stand upon, and I showed my comrades a large too, and, on occasion, was very handy in the use of other heap of stones, which were intended for a new house near tradesmen’s tools; but his great excellence lay in a sound the marsh, and which would very well suit our purpose. Ac- understanding and solid judgment in prudential matters, cordingly, in the evening, when the workmen were gone, I both in private and public affairs. In the latter, indeed, he assembled a number of my play-fellows, and working with was never employed, the numerous family he had to edu- them diligently like so many emmets, sometimes two or three cate and the straightness of his circumstances keeping him to a stone, we brought them all away and built our little close to his trade; but I remember well his being frequently wharff. The next morning the workmen were surprised at visited by leading people, who consulted him for his opin- missing the stones, which were found in our wharff. Inquiry ion in affairs of the town or of the church he belonged to, was made after the removers; we were discovered and com- and showed a good deal of respect for his judgment and plained of; several of us were corrected by our fathers; and advice: he was also much consulted by private persons about 11 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin their affairs when any difficulty occurred, and frequently suckled all her ten children. I never knew either my father chosen an arbitrator between contending parties. or mother to have any sickness but that of which they dy’d, At his table he liked to have, as often as he could, some he at 89, and she at 85 years of age. They lie buried together sensible friend or neighbor to converse with, and always at Boston, where I some years since placed a marble over took care to start some ingenious or useful topic for dis- their grave, with this inscription: course, which might tend to improve the minds of his chil- JOSIAH FRANKLIN, and ABIAH his Wife, lie here interred. They lived lovingly together in wedlock fifty-five years. Without an estate, or any gainful employment, By constant labor and industry, with God’s blessing, They maintained a large family comfortably, and brought up thirteen children and seven grandchildren reputably. From this instance, reader, Be encouraged to diligence in thy calling, And distrust not Providence. He was a pious and prudent man; She, a discreet and virtuous woman. Their youngest son, In filial regard to their memory, Places this stone. dren. By this means he turned our attention to what was good, just, and prudent in the conduct of life; and little or no notice was ever taken of what related to the victuals on the table, whether it was well or ill dressed, in or out of season, of good or bad flavor, preferable or inferior to this or that other thing of the kind, so that I was bro’t up in such a perfect inattention to those matters as to be quite indifferent what kind of food was set before me, and so unobservant of it, that to this day if I am asked I can scarce tell a few hours after dinner what I dined upon. This has been a convenience to me in travelling, where my companions have been sometimes very unhappy for want of a suitable gratification of their more delicate, because better instructed, tastes and appetites. My mother had likewise an excellent constitution: she J .F. born 1655, died 1744, AEtat 89. A.F. born 1667, died 1752, —— 95. 12 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin By my rambling digressions I perceive myself to be grown machines for my experiments, while the intention of mak- old. I us’d to write more methodically. But one does not ing the experiment was fresh and warm in my mind. My dress for private company as for a public ball. ’Tis perhaps father at last fixed upon the cutler’s trade, and my uncle only negligence. Benjamin’s son Samuel, who was bred to that business in To return: I continued thus employed in my father’s busi- London, being about that time established in Boston, I was ness for two years, that is, till I was twelve years old; and sent to be with him some time on liking. But his expecta- my brother John, who was bred to that business, having left tions of a fee with me displeasing my father, I was taken my father, married, and set up for himself at Rhode Island, home again. there was all appearance that I was destined to supply his From a child I was fond of reading, and all the little money place, and become a tallow-chandler. But my dislike to the that came into my hands was ever laid out in books. Pleased trade continuing, my father was under apprehensions that with the Pilgrim’s Progress, my first collection was of John if he did not find one for me more agreeable, I should break Bunyan’s works in separate little volumes. I afterward sold away and get to sea, as his son Josiah had done, to his great them to enable me to buy R. Burton’s Historical Collections; vexation. He therefore sometimes took me to walk with him, they were small chapmen’s books, and cheap, 40 or 50 in all. and see joiners, bricklayers, turners, braziers, etc., at their My father’s little library consisted chiefly of books in po- work, that he might observe my inclination, and endeavor lemic divinity, most of which I read, and have since often to fix it on some trade or other on land. It has ever since regretted that, at a time when I had such a thirst for knowl- been a pleasure to me to see good workmen handle their edge, more proper books had not fallen in my way since it tools; and it has been useful to me, having learnt so much was now resolved I should not be a clergyman. Plutarch’s by it as to be able to do little jobs myself in my house when Lives there was in which I read abundantly, and I still think a workman could not readily be got, and to construct little that time spent to great advantage. There was also a book of 13 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin De Foe’s, called an Essay on Projects, and another of Dr. the greatest part of the night, when the book was borrowed Mather’s, called Essays to do Good, which perhaps gave me a in the evening and to be returned early in the morning, lest turn of thinking that had an influence on some of the prin- it should be missed or wanted. cipal future events of my life. And after some time an ingenious tradesman, Mr. Mat- This bookish inclination at length determined my father thew Adams, who had a pretty collection of books, and who to make me a printer, though he had already one son (James) frequented our printing-house, took notice of me, invited of that profession. In 1717 my brother James returned from me to his library, and very kindly lent me such books as I England with a press and letters to set up his business in chose to read. I now took a fancy to poetry, and made some Boston. I liked it much better than that of my father, but little pieces; my brother, thinking it might turn to account, still had a hankering for the sea. To prevent the apprehended encouraged me, and put me on composing occasional bal- effect of such an inclination, my father was impatient to lads. One was called The Lighthouse Tragedy, and contained have me bound to my brother. I stood out some time, but at an account of the drowning of Captain Worthilake, with his last was persuaded, and signed the indentures when I was two daughters: the other was a sailor’s song, on the taking yet but twelve years old. I was to serve as an apprentice till of Teach (or Blackbeard) the pirate. They were wretched stuff, I was twenty-one years of age, only I was to be allowed in the Grub-street-ballad style; and when they were printed journeyman’s wages during the last year. In a little time I he sent me about the town to sell them. The first sold won- made great proficiency in the business, and became a useful derfully, the event being recent, having made a great noise. hand to my brother. I now had access to better books. An This flattered my vanity; but my father discouraged me by acquaintance with the apprentices of booksellers enabled ridiculing my performances, and telling me verse-makers were me sometimes to borrow a small one, which I was careful to generally beggars. So I escaped being a poet, most probably return soon and clean. Often I sat up in my room reading a very bad one; but as prose writing bad been of great use to 14 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin me in the course of my life, and was a principal means of my to it. I took the contrary side, perhaps a little for dispute’s advancement, I shall tell you how, in such a situation, I sake. He was naturally more eloquent, had a ready plenty of acquired what little ability I have in that way. words; and sometimes, as I thought, bore me down more by There was another bookish lad in the town, John Collins his fluency than by the strength of his reasons. As we parted by name, with whom I was intimately acquainted. We some- without settling the point, and were not to see one another times disputed, and very fond we were of argument, and again for some time, I sat down to put my arguments in very desirous of confuting one another, which disputatious writing, which I copied fair and sent to him. He answered, turn, by the way, is apt to become a very bad habit, making and I replied. Three or four letters of a side had passed, people often extremely disagreeable in company by the con- when my father happened to find my papers and read them. tradiction that is necessary to bring it into practice; and Without entering into the discussion, he took occasion to thence, besides souring and spoiling the conversation, is talk to me about the manner of my writing; observed that, productive of disgusts and, perhaps enmities where you may though I had the advantage of my antagonist in correct spell- have occasion for friendship. I had caught it by reading my ing and pointing (which I ow’d to the printing-house), I fell father’s books of dispute about religion. Persons of good far short in elegance of expression, in method and in per- sense, I have since observed, seldom fall into it, except law- spicuity, of which he convinced me by several instances. I yers, university men, and men of all sorts that have been saw the justice of his remark, and thence grew more atten- bred at Edinborough. tive to the manner in writing, and determined to endeavor A question was once, somehow or other, started between at improvement. Collins and me, of the propriety of educating the female sex About this time I met with an odd volume of the Specta- in learning, and their abilities for study. He was of opinion tor. It was the third. I had never before seen any of them. I that it was improper, and that they were naturally unequal bought it, read it over and over, and was much delighted 15 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin with it. I thought the writing excellent, and wished, if pos- deavored to reduce them into the best order, before I began sible, to imitate it. With this view I took some of the papers, to form the full sentences and compleat the paper. This was and, making short hints of the sentiment in each sentence, to teach me method in the arrangement of thoughts. By laid them by a few days, and then, without looking at the comparing my work afterwards with the original, I discov- book, try’d to compleat the papers again, by expressing each ered many faults and amended them; but I sometimes had hinted sentiment at length, and as fully as it had been ex- the pleasure of fancying that, in certain particulars of small pressed before, in any suitable words that should come to import, I had been lucky enough to improve the method or hand. Then I compared my Spectator with the original, dis- the language, and this encouraged me to think I might pos- covered some of my faults, and corrected them. But I found sibly in time come to be a tolerable English writer, of which I wanted a stock of words, or a readiness in recollecting and I was extremely ambitious. My time for these exercises and using them, which I thought I should have acquired before for reading was at night, after work or before it began in the that time if I had gone on making verses; since the con- morning, or on Sundays, when I contrived to be in the print- tinual occasion for words of the same import, but of differ- ing-house alone, evading as much as I could the common ent length, to suit the measure, or of different sound for attendance on public worship which my father used to ex- the rhyme, would have laid me under a constant necessity act on me when I was under his care, and which indeed I of searching for variety, and also have tended to fix that still thought a duty, though I could not, as it seemed to me, variety in my mind, and make me master of it. Therefore I afford time to practise it. took some of the tales and turned them into verse; and, When about 16 years of age I happened to meet with a after a time, when I had pretty well forgotten the prose, book, written by one Tryon, recommending a vegetable diet. turned them back again. I also sometimes jumbled my col- I determined to go into it. My brother, being yet unmarried, lections of hints into confusion, and after some weeks en- did not keep house, but boarded himself and his appren- 16 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin tices in another family. My refusing to eat flesh occasioned and went through the whole by myself with great ease. I an inconveniency, and I was frequently chid for my singu- also read Seller’s and Shermy’s books of Navigation, and be- larity. I made myself acquainted with Tryon’s manner of pre- came acquainted with the little geometry they contain; but paring some of his dishes, such as boiling potatoes or rice, never proceeded far in that science. And I read about this making hasty pudding, and a few others, and then proposed time Locke On Human Understanding, and the Art of Think- to my brother, that if he would give me, weekly, half the ing, by Messrs. du Port Royal. money he paid for my board, I would board myself. He in- While I was intent on improving my language, I met with stantly agreed to it, and I presently found that I could save an English grammar (I think it was Greenwood’s), at the end half what he paid me. This was an additional fund for buy- of which there were two little sketches of the arts of rheto- ing books. But I had another advantage in it. My brother ric and logic, the latter finishing with a specimen of a dis- and the rest going from the printing-house to their meals, I pute in the Socratic method; and soon after I procur’d remained there alone, and, despatching presently my light Xenophon’s Memorable Things of Socrates, wherein there are repast, which often was no more than a bisket or a slice of many instances of the same method. I was charm’d with it, bread, a handful of raisins or a tart from the pastry-cook’s, adopted it, dropt my abrupt contradiction and positive ar- and a glass of water, had the rest of the time till their re- gumentation, and put on the humble inquirer and doubter. turn for study, in which I made the greater progress, from And being then, from reading Shaftesbury and Collins, be- that greater clearness of head and quicker apprehension come a real doubter in many points of our religious doc- which usually attend temperance in eating and drinking. trine, I found this method safest for myself and very embar- And now it was that, being on some occasion made asham’d rassing to those against whom I used it; therefore I took a of my ignorance in figures, which I had twice failed in learn- delight in it, practis’d it continually, and grew very artful ing when at school, I took Cocker’s book of Arithmetick, and expert in drawing people, even of superior knowledge, 17 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin into concessions, the consequences of which they did not given to us, to wit, giving or receiving information or plea- foresee, entangling them in difficulties out of which they sure. For, if you would inform, a positive and dogmatical could not extricate themselves, and so obtaining victories manner in advancing your sentiments may provoke contra- that neither myself nor my cause always deserved. I continu’d diction and prevent a candid attention. If you wish infor- this method some few years, but gradually left it, retaining mation and improvement from the knowledge of others, and only the habit of expressing myself in terms of modest dif- yet at the same time express yourself as firmly fix’d in your fidence; never using, when I advanced any thing that may present opinions, modest, sensible men, who do not love possibly be disputed, the words certainly, undoubtedly, or disputation, will probably leave you undisturbed in the pos- any others that give the air of positiveness to an opinion; session of your error. And by such a manner, you can seldom but rather say, I conceive or apprehend a thing to be so and hope to recommend yourself in pleasing your hearers, or to so; it appears to me, or I should think it so or so, for such persuade those whose concurrence you desire. Pope says, and such reasons; or I imagine it to be so; or it is so, if I am judiciously: not mistaken. This habit, I believe, has been of great advantage to me when I have had occasion to inculcate my opin- “Men should be taught as if you taught them not, ions, and persuade men into measures that I have been from And things unknown propos’d as things forgot;” time to time engag’d in promoting; and, as the chief ends of conversation are to inform or to be informed, to please or to farther recommending to us persuade, I wish well-meaning, sensible men would not lessen their power of doing good by a positive, assuming manner, “To speak, tho’ sure, with seeming diffidence.” that seldom fails to disgust, tends to create opposition, and to defeat every one of those purposes for which speech was And he might have coupled with this line that which he has 18 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin coupled with another, I think, less properly, some of his friends from the undertaking, as not likely to succeed, one newspaper being, in their judgment, enough “For want of modesty is want of sense.” for America. At this time (1771) there are not less than five-and-twenty. He went on, however, with the undertak- If you ask, Why less properly? I must repeat the lines, ing, and after having worked in composing the types and printing off the sheets, I was employed to carry the papers “Immodest words admit of no defense, thro’ the streets to the customers. For want of modesty is want of sense.” He had some ingenious men among his friends, who amus’d themselves by writing little pieces for this paper, which gain’d Now, is not want of sense (where a man is so unfortunate as it credit and made it more in demand, and these gentlemen to want it) some apology for his want of modesty? and would often visited us. Hearing their conversations, and their ac- not the lines stand more justly thus? counts of the approbation their papers were received with, I was excited to try my hand among them; but, being still a “Immodest words admit but this defense, boy, and suspecting that my brother would object to print- That want of modesty is want of sense.” ing anything of mine in his paper if he knew it to be mine, I contrived to disguise my hand, and, writing an anonymous This, however, I should submit to better judgments. paper, I put it in at night under the door of the printing- My brother had, in 1720 or 1721, begun to print a news- house. It was found in the morning, and communicated to paper. It was the second that appeared in America, and was his writing friends when they call’d in as usual. They read called the New England Courant. The only one before it was it, commented on it in my hearing, and I had the exquisite the Boston News-Letter. I remember his being dissuaded by pleasure of finding it met with their approbation, and that, 19 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin in their different guesses at the author, none were named because the judgment was generally in my favor. But my but men of some character among us for learning and inge- brother was passionate, and had often beaten me, which I nuity. I suppose now that I was rather lucky in my judges, took extreamly amiss; and, thinking my apprenticeship very and that perhaps they were not really so very good ones as tedious, I was continually wishing for some opportunity of I then esteem’d them. shortening it, which at length offered in a manner unex- Encourag’d, however, by this, I wrote and convey’d in the pected.* same way to the press several more papers which were equally One of the pieces in our newspaper on some political point, approv’d; and I kept my secret till my small fund of sense which I have now forgotten, gave offense to the Assembly. for such performances was pretty well exhausted and then I He was taken up, censur’d, and imprison’d for a month, by discovered it, when I began to be considered a little more by the speaker’s warrant, I suppose, because he would not dis- my brother’s acquaintance, and in a manner that did not cover his author. I too was taken up and examin’d before quite please him, as he thought, probably with reason, that the council; but, tho’ I did not give them any satisfaction, it tended to make me too vain. And, perhaps, this might be they content’d themselves with admonishing me, and dis- one occasion of the differences that we began to have about missed me, considering me, perhaps, as an apprentice, who this time. Though a brother, he considered himself as my was bound to keep his master’s secrets. master, and me as his apprentice, and accordingly, expected During my brother’s confinement, which I resented a good the same services from me as he would from another, while deal, notwithstanding our private differences, I had the I thought he demean’d me too much in some he requir’d of management of the paper; and I made bold to give our rul- me, who from a brother expected more indulgence. Our dis- ers some rubs in it, which my brother took very kindly, while putes were often brought before our father, and I fancy I * I fancy his harsh and tyrannical treatment of me might be a means of impressing me with that aversion to arbitrary power that has stuck to me through my whole life. was either generally in the right, or else a better pleader, 20 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin others began to consider me in an unfavorable light, as a and me, I took upon me to assert my freedom, presuming young genius that had a turn for libelling and satyr. My that he would not venture to produce the new indentures. It brother’s discharge was accompany’d with an order of the was not fair in me to take this advantage, and this I there- House (a very odd one), that “James Franklin should no fore reckon one of the first errata of my life; but the unfair- longer print the paper called the New England Courant.” ness of it weighed little with me, when under the impres- There was a consultation held in our printing-house among sions of resentment for the blows his passion too often urged his friends, what he should do in this case. Some proposed him to bestow upon me, though he was otherwise not an ill- to evade the order by changing the name of the paper; but natur’d man: perhaps I was too saucy and provoking. my brother, seeing inconveniences in that, it was finally When he found I would leave him, he took care to prevent concluded on as a better way, to let it be printed for the my getting employment in any other printing-house of the future under the name of BENJAMIN FRANKLIN; and to avoid town, by going round and speaking to every master, who the censure of the Assembly, that might fall on him as still accordingly refus’d to give me work. I then thought of going printing it by his apprentice, the contrivance was that my to New York, as the nearest place where there was a printer; old indenture should be return’d to me, with a full discharge and I was rather inclin’d to leave Boston when I reflected on the back of it, to be shown on occasion, but to secure to that I had already made myself a little obnoxious to the him the benefit of my service, I was to sign new indentures governing party, and, from the arbitrary proceedings of the for the remainder of the term, which were to be kept pri- Assembly in my brother’s case, it was likely I might, if I vate. A very flimsy scheme it was; however, it was immedi- stay’d, soon bring myself into scrapes; and farther, that my ately executed, and the paper went on accordingly, under indiscrete disputations about religion began to make me my name for several months. pointed at with horror by good people as an infidel or athe- At length, a fresh difference arising between my brother ist. I determin’d on the point, but my father now siding 21 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin with my brother, I was sensible that, if I attempted to go his principal hand, Aquila Rose, by death; if you go thither, openly, means would be used to prevent me. My friend Collins, I believe he may employ you.” Philadelphia was a hundred therefore, undertook to manage a little for me. He agreed miles further; I set out, however, in a boat for Amboy, leav- with the captain of a New York sloop for my passage, under ing my chest and things to follow me round by sea. the notion of my being a young acquaintance of his, that In crossing the bay, we met with a squall that tore our had got a naughty girl with child, whose friends would com- rotten sails to pieces, prevented our getting into the Kill pel me to marry her, and therefore I could not appear or and drove us upon Long Island. In our way, a drunken Dutch- come away publicly. So I sold some of my books to raise a man, who was a passenger too, fell overboard; when he was little money, was taken on board privately, and as we had a sinking, I reached through the water to his shock pate, and fair wind, in three days I found myself in New York, near drew him up, so that we got him in again. His ducking so- 300 miles from home, a boy of but 17, without the least bered him a little, and he went to sleep, taking first out of recommendation to, or knowledge of any person in the place, his pocket a book, which he desir’d I would dry for him. It and with very little money in my pocket. proved to be my old favorite author, Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s My inclinations for the sea were by this time worne out, Progress, in Dutch, finely printed on good paper, with cop- or I might now have gratify’d them. But, having a trade, and per cuts, a dress better than I had ever seen it wear in its supposing myself a pretty good workman, I offer’d my ser- own language. I have since found that it has been trans- vice to the printer in the place, old Mr. William Bradford, lated into most of the languages of Europe, and suppose it who had been the first printer in Pennsylvania, but removed has been more generally read than any other book, except from thence upon the quarrel of George Keith. He could give perhaps the Bible. Honest John was the first that I know of me no employment, having little to do, and help enough who mix’d narration and dialogue; a method of writing very already; but says he, “My son at Philadelphia has lately lost engaging to the reader, who in the most interesting parts 22 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin finds himself, as it were, brought into the company and but, the wind abating the next day, we made a shift to reach present at the discourse. De Foe in his Cruso, his Moll Amboy before night, having been thirty hours on the water, Flanders, Religious Courtship, Family Instructor, and other without victuals, or any drink but a bottle of filthy rum, pieces, has imitated it with success; and Richardson has and the water we sail’d on being salt. done the same, in his Pamela, etc. In the evening I found myself very feverish, and went in When we drew near the island, we found it was at a place to bed; but, having read somewhere that cold water drank where there could be no landing, there being a great surff plentifully was good for a fever, I follow’d the prescription, on the stony beach. So we dropt anchor, and swung round sweat plentiful most of the night, my fever left me, and in towards the shore. Some people came down to the water the morning, crossing the ferry, I proceeded on my journey edge and hallow’d to us, as we did to them; but the wind on foot, having fifty miles to Burlington, where I was told I was so high, and the surff so loud, that we could not hear so should find boats that would carry me the rest of the way to as to understand each other. There were canoes on the shore, Philadelphia. and we made signs, and hallow’d that they should fetch us; It rained very hard all the day; I was thoroughly soak’d, but they either did not understand us, or thought it imprac- and by noon a good deal tired; so I stopt at a poor inn, ticable, so they went away, and night coming on, we had no where I staid all night, beginning now to wish that I had remedy but to wait till the wind should abate; and, in the never left home. I cut so miserable a figure, too, that I found, meantime, the boatman and I concluded to sleep, if we could; by the questions ask’d me, I was suspected to be some run- and so crowded into the scuttle, with the Dutchman, who away servant, and in danger of being taken up on that sus- was still wet, and the spray beating over the head of our picion. However, I proceeded the next day, and got in the boat, leak’d thro’ to us, so that we were soon almost as wet evening to an inn, within eight or ten miles of Burlington, as he. In this manner we lay all night, with very little rest; kept by one Dr. Brown. He entered into conversation with 23 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin me while I took some refreshment, and, finding I had read a ness, being ignorant of the stock necessary to begin with. little, became very sociable and friendly. Our acquaintance She was very hospitable, gave me a dinner of ox-cheek with continu’d as long as he liv’d. He had been, I imagine, an great good will, accepting only a pot of ale in return; and I itinerant doctor, for there was no town in England, or coun- thought myself fixed till Tuesday should come. However, try in Europe, of which he could not give a very particular walking in the evening by the side of the river, a boat came account. He had some letters, and was ingenious, but much by, which I found was going towards Philadelphia, with sev- of an unbeliever, and wickedly undertook, some years after, eral people in her. They took me in, and, as there was no to travestie the Bible in doggrel verse, as Cotton had done wind, we row’d all the way; and about midnight, not having Virgil. By this means he set many of the facts in a very yet seen the city, some of the company were confident we ridiculous light, and might have hurt weak minds if his work must have passed it, and would row no farther; the others had been published; but it never was. knew not where we were; so we put toward the shore, got At his house I lay that night, and the next morning reach’d into a creek, landed near an old fence, with the rails of Burlington, but had the mortification to find that the regu- which we made a fire, the night being cold, in October, and lar boats were gone a little before my coming, and no other there we remained till daylight. Then one of the company expected to go before Tuesday, this being Saturday; where- knew the place to be Cooper’s Creek, a little above Philadel- fore I returned to an old woman in the town, of whom I had phia, which we saw as soon as we got out of the creek, and bought gingerbread to eat on the water, and ask’d her ad- arriv’d there about eight or nine o’clock on the Sunday morn- vice. She invited me to lodge at her house till a passage by ing, and landed at the Market-street wharf. water should offer; and being tired with my foot travelling, I have been the more particular in this description of my I accepted the invitation. She understanding I was a printer, journey, and shall be so of my first entry into that city, that would have had me stay at that town and follow my busi- you may in your mind compare such unlikely beginnings 24 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin with the figure I have since made there. I was in my working made him give me three-penny worth of any sort. He gave dress, my best cloaths being to come round by sea. I was me, accordingly, three great puffy rolls. I was surpriz’d at dirty from my journey; my pockets were stuff’d out with the quantity, but took it, and, having no room in my pock- shirts and stockings, and I knew no soul nor where to look ets, walk’d off with a roll under each arm, and eating the for lodging. I was fatigued with travelling, rowing, and want other. Thus I went up Market-street as far as Fourth-street, of rest, I was very hungry; and my whole stock of cash con- passing by the door of Mr. Read, my future wife’s father; sisted of a Dutch dollar, and about a shilling in copper. The when she, standing at the door, saw me, and thought I made, latter I gave the people of the boat for my passage, who at as I certainly did, a most awkward, ridiculous appearance. first refus’d it, on account of my rowing; but I insisted on Then I turned and went down Chestnut-street and part of their taking it. A man being sometimes more generous when Walnut- street, eating my roll all the way, and, corning round, he has but a little money than when he has plenty, perhaps found myself again at Market-street wharf, near the boat I thro’ fear of being thought to have but little. came in, to which I went for a draught of the river water; Then I walked up the street, gazing about till near the and, being filled with one of my rolls, gave the other two to market-house I met a boy with bread. I had made many a a woman and her child that came down the river in the boat meal on bread, and, inquiring where he got it, I went imme- with us, and were waiting to go farther. diately to the baker’s he directed me to, in Secondstreet, Thus refreshed, I walked again up the street, which by and ask’d for bisket, intending such as we had in Boston; this time had many clean-dressed people in it, who were all but they, it seems, were not made in Philadelphia. Then I walking the same way. I joined them, and thereby was led asked for a three-penny loaf, and was told they had none into the great meeting-house of the Quakers near the mar- such. So not considering or knowing the difference of money, ket. I sat down among them, and, after looking round awhile and the greater cheapness nor the names of his bread, I and hearing nothing said, being very drowsy thro’ labor and 25 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin want of rest the preceding night, I fell fast asleep, and con- at New York, and who, travelling on horseback, had got to tinued so till the meeting broke up, when one was kind Philadelphia before me. He introduc’d me to his son, who enough to rouse me. This was, therefore, the first house I receiv’d me civilly, gave me a breakfast, but told me he did was in, or slept in, in Philadelphia. not at present want a hand, being lately suppli’d with one; Walking down again toward the river, and, looking in the but there was another printer in town, lately set up, one faces of people, I met a young Quaker man, whose counte- Keimer, who, perhaps, might employ me; if not, I should be nance I lik’d, and, accosting him, requested he would tell welcome to lodge at his house, and he would give me a little me where a stranger could get lodging. We were then near work to do now and then till fuller business should offer. the sign of the Three Mariners. “Here,” says he, “is one place The old gentleman said he would go with me to the new that entertains strangers, but it is not a reputable house; if printer; and when we found him, “Neighbor,” says Bradford, thee wilt walk with me, I’ll show thee a better.” He brought “I have brought to see you a young man of your business; me to the Crooked Billet in Water-street. Here I got a din- perhaps you may want such a one.” He ask’d me a few ques- ner; and, while I was eating it, several sly questions were tions, put a composing stick in my hand to see how I work’d, asked me, as it seemed to be suspected from my youth and and then said he would employ me soon, though he had just appearance, that I might be some runaway. then nothing for me to do; and, taking old Bradford, whom After dinner, my sleepiness return’d, and being shown to he had never seen before, to be one of the town’s people a bed, I lay down without undressing, and slept till six in that had a good will for him, enter’d into a conversation on the evening, was call’d to supper, went to bed again very his present undertaking and projects; while Bradford, not early, and slept soundly till next morning. Then I made myself discovering that he was the other printer’s father, on Keimer’s as tidy as I could, and went to Andrew Bradford the printer’s. saying he expected soon to get the greatest part of the busi- I found in the shop the old man his father, whom I had seen ness into his own hands, drew him on by artful questions, 26 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin and starting little doubts, to explain all his views, what and there I lodged and dieted. A few days after, Keimer sent interests he reli’d on, and in what manner he intended to for me to print off the Elegy. And now he had got another proceed. I, who stood by and heard all, saw immediately pair of cases, and a pamphlet to reprint, on which he set me that one of them was a crafty old sophister, and the other a to work. mere novice. Bradford left me with Keimer, who was greatly These two printers I found poorly qualified for their busi- surpris’d when I told him who the old man was. ness. Bradford had not been bred to it, and was very illiter- Keimer’s printing-house, I found, consisted of an old ate; and Keimer, tho’ something of a scholar, was a mere shatter’d press, and one small, worn-out font of English which compositor, knowing nothing of presswork. He had been one he was then using himself, composing an Elegy on Aquila of the French prophets, and could act their enthusiastic agi- Rose, before mentioned, an ingenious young man, of excel- tations. At this time he did not profess any particular reli- lent character, much respected in the town, clerk of the gion, but something of all on occasion; was very ignorant of Assembly, and a pretty poet. Keimer made verses too, but the world, and had, as I afterward found, a good deal of the very indifferently. He could not be said to write them, for knave in his composition. He did not like my lodging at his manner was to compose them in the types directly out Bradford’s while I work’d with him. He had a house, indeed, of his head. So there being no copy, but one pair of cases, but without furniture, so he could not lodge me; but he got and the Elegy likely to require all the letter, no one could me a lodging at Mr. Read’s, before mentioned, who was the help him. I endeavor’d to put his press (which he had not owner of his house; and, my chest and clothes being come yet us’d, and of which he understood nothing) into order fit by this time, I made rather a more respectable appearance to be work’d with; and, promising to come and print off his in the eyes of Miss Read than I had done when she first Elegy as soon as he should have got it ready, I return’d to happen’d to see me eating my roll in the street. Bradford’s, who gave me a little job to do for the present, I began now to have some acquaintance among the young 27 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin people of the town, that were lovers of reading, with whom of me, and show’d him the letter. The governor read it, and I spent my evenings very pleasantly; and gaining money by seem’d surpris’d when he was told my age. He said I appear’d my industry and frugality, I lived very agreeably, forgetting a young man of promising parts, and therefore should be Boston as much as I could, and not desiring that any there encouraged; the printers at Philadelphia were wretched ones; should know where I resided, except my friend Collins, who and, if I would set up there, he made no doubt I should was in my secret, and kept it when I wrote to him. At length, succeed; for his part, he would procure me the public busi- an incident happened that sent me back again much sooner ness, and do me every other service in his power. This my than I had intended. I had a brother-in-law, Robert Holmes, brother-in-law afterwards told me in Boston, but I knew as master of a sloop that traded between Boston and Delaware. yet nothing of it; when, one day, Keimer and I being at He being at Newcastle, forty miles below Philadelphia, heard work together near the window, we saw the governor and there of me, and wrote me a letter mentioning the concern another gentleman (which proved to be Colonel French, of of my friends in Boston at my abrupt departure, assuring me Newcastle), finely dress’d, come directly across the street to of their good will to me, and that every thing would be our house, and heard them at the door. accommodated to my mind if I would return, to which he Keimer ran down immediately, thinking it a visit to him; exhorted me very earnestly. I wrote an answer to his letter, but the governor inquir’d for me, came up, and with a con- thank’d him for his advice, but stated my reasons for quit- descension of politeness I had been quite unus’d to, made ting Boston fully and in such a light as to convince him I me many compliments, desired to be acquainted with me, was not so wrong as he had apprehended. blam’d me kindly for not having made myself known to him Sir William Keith, governor of the province, was then at when I first came to the place, and would have me away Newcastle, and Captain Holmes, happening to be in com- with him to the tavern, where he was going with Colonel pany with him when my letter came to hand, spoke to him French to taste, as he said, some excellent Madeira. I was 28 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin not a little surprised, and Keimer star’d like a pig poison’d. the project of my setting up at Philadelphia as a thing that I went, however, with the governor and Colonel French to a must make my fortune. We struck on a shoal in going down tavern, at the corner of Third-street, and over the Madeira the bay, and sprung a leak; we had a blustering time at sea, he propos’d my setting up my business, laid before me the and were oblig’d to pump almost continually, at which I probabilities of success, and both he and Colonel French took my turn. We arriv’d safe, however, at Boston in about a assur’d me I should have their interest and influence in pro- fortnight. I had been absent seven months, and my friends curing the public business of both governments. On my doubt- had heard nothing of me; for my br. Holmes was not yet ing whether my father would assist me in it, Sir William said return’d, and had not written about me. My unexpected ap- he would give me a letter to him, in which he would state pearance surpriz’d the family; all were, however, very glad the advantages, and he did not doubt of prevailing with to see me, and made me welcome, except my brother. I went him. So it was concluded I should return to Boston in the to see him at his printing-house. I was better dress’d than first vessel, with the governor’s letter recommending me to ever while in his service, having a genteel new suit from my father. In the mean time the intention was to be kept a head to foot, a watch, and my pockets lin’d with near five secret, and I went on working with Keimer as usual, the pounds sterling in silver. He receiv’d me not very frankly, governor sending for me now and then to dine with him, a look’d me all over, and turn’d to his work again. very great honor I thought it, and conversing with me in The journeymen were inquisitive where I had been, what the most affable, familiar, and friendly manner imaginable. sort of a country it was, and how I lik’d it. I prais’d it much, About the end of April, 1724, a little vessel offer’d for the happy life I led in it, expressing strongly my intention Boston. I took leave of Keimer as going to see my friends. of returning to it; and, one of them asking what kind of The governor gave me an ample letter, saying many flatter- money we had there, I produc’d a handful of silver, and spread ing things of me to my father, and strongly recommending it before them, which was a kind of raree-show they had not 29 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin been us’d to, paper being the money of Boston. Then I took setting up, I being, in his opinion, too young to be trusted an opportunity of letting them see my watch; and, lastly with the management of a business so important, and for (my brother still grum and sullen), I gave them a piece of which the preparation must be so expensive. eight to drink, and took my leave. This visit of mine of- My friend and companion Collins, who was a clerk in the fended him extreamly; for, when my mother some time af- post-office, pleas’d with the account I gave him of my new ter spoke to him of a reconciliation, and of her wishes to see country, determined to go thither also; and, while I waited us on good terms together, and that we might live for the for my father’s determination, he set out before me by land future as brothers, he said I had insulted him in such a to Rhode Island, leaving his books, which were a pretty col- manner before his people that he could never forget or for- lection of mathematicks and natural philosophy, to come give it. In this, however, he was mistaken. with mine and me to New York, where he propos’d to wait My father received the governor’s letter with some appar- for me. ent surprise, but said little of it to me for some days, when My father, tho’ he did not approve Sir William’s proposi- Capt. Holmes returning he showed it to him, ask’d him if he tion, was yet pleas’d that I had been able to obtain so ad- knew Keith, and what kind of man he was; adding his opin- vantageous a character from a person of such note where I ion that he must be of small discretion to think of setting a had resided, and that I had been so industrious and careful boy up in business who wanted yet three years of being at as to equip myself so handsomely in so short a time; there- man’s estate. Holmes said what he could in favor of the fore, seeing no prospect of an accommodation between my project, but my father was clear in the impropriety of it, brother and me, he gave his consent to my returning again and at last gave a flat denial to it. Then he wrote a civil to Philadelphia, advis’d me to behave respectfully to the letter to Sir William, thanking him for the patronage he had people there, endeavor to obtain the general esteem, and so kindly offered me, but declining to assist me as yet in avoid lampooning and libeling, to which he thought I had 30 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin too much inclination; telling me, that by steady industry degree of good will toward me; therefore, when she saw a and a prudent parsimony I might save enough by the time I daily growing familiarity between me and the two young was one-and-twenty to set me up; and that, if I came near women, which they appear’d to encourage, she took me aside, the matter, he would help me out with the rest. This was all and said: “Young man, I am concern’d for thee, as thou has I could obtain, except some small gifts as tokens of his and no friend with thee, and seems not to know much of the my mother’s love, when I embark’d again for New York, now world, or of the snares youth is expos’d to; depend upon it, with their approbation and their blessing. those are very bad women; I can see it in all their actions; The sloop putting in at Newport, Rhode Island, I visited and if thee art not upon thy guard, they will draw thee into my brother John, who had been married and settled there some danger; they are strangers to thee, and I advise thee, some years. He received me very affectionately, for he al- in a friendly concern for thy welfare, to have no acquain- ways lov’d me. A friend of his, one Vernon, having some tance with them.” As I seem’d at first not to think so ill of money due to him in Pensilvania, about thirty-five pounds them as she did, she mentioned some things she had observ’d currency, desired I would receive it for him, and keep it till and heard that had escap’d my notice, but now convinc’d I had his directions what to remit it in. Accordingly, he gave me she was right. I thank’d her for her kind advice, and me an order. This afterwards occasion’d me a good deal of promis’d to follow it. When we arriv’d at New York, they told uneasiness. me where they liv’d, and invited me to come and see them; At Newport we took in a number of passengers for New but I avoided it, and it was well I did; for the next day the York, among which were two young women, companions, captain miss’d a silver spoon and some other things, that and a grave, sensible, matron-like Quaker woman, with her had been taken out of his cabbin, and, knowing that these attendants. I had shown an obliging readiness to do her were a couple of strumpets, he got a warrant to search their some little services, which impress’d her I suppose with a lodgings, found the stolen goods, and had the thieves 31 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin punish’d. So, tho’ we had escap’d a sunken rock, which we Burnet), hearing from the captain that a young man, one of scrap’d upon in the passage, I thought this escape of rather his passengers, had a great many books, desir’d he would more importance to me. bring me to see him. I waited upon him accordingly, and At New York I found my friend Collins, who had arriv’d should have taken Collins with me but that he was not so- there some time before me. We had been intimate from chil- ber. The gov’r. treated me with great civility, show’d me his dren, and had read the same books together; but he had the library, which was a very large one, and we had a good deal advantage of more time for reading and studying, and a won- of conversation about books and authors. This was the sec- derful genius for mathematical learning, in which he far ond governor who had done me the honor to take notice of outstript me. While I liv’d in Boston most of my hours of me; which, to a poor boy like me, was very pleasing. leisure for conversation were spent with him, and he We proceeded to Philadelphia. I received on the way continu’d a sober as well as an industrious lad; was much Vernon’s money, without which we could hardly have finish’d respected for his learning by several of the clergy and other our journey. Collins wished to be employ’d in some count- gentlemen, and seemed to promise making a good figure in ing-house, but, whether they discover’d his dramming by life. But, during my absence, he had acquir’d a habit of sotting his breath, or by his behaviour, tho’ he had some recom- with brandy; and I found by his own account, and what I mendations, he met with no success in any application, and heard from others, that he had been drunk every day since continu’d lodging and boarding at the same house with me, his arrival at New York, and behav’d very oddly. He had and at my expense. Knowing I had that money of Vernon’s, gam’d, too, and lost his money, so that I was oblig’d to dis- he was continually borrowing of me, still promising repay- charge his lodgings, and defray his expenses to and at Phila- ment as soon as he should be in business. At length he had delphia, which prov’d extremely inconvenient to me. got so much of it that I was distress’d to think what I should The then governor of New York, Burnet (son of Bishop do in case of being call’d on to remit it. 32 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin His drinking continu’d, about which we sometimes word afterwards, and a West India captain, who had a com- quarrell’d;, for, when a little intoxicated, he was very frac- mission to procure a tutor for the sons of a gentleman at tious. Once, in a boat on the Delaware with some other young Barbadoes, happening to meet with him, agreed to carry men, he refused to row in his turn. “I will be row’d home,” him thither. He left me then, promising to remit me the says he. “We will not row you,” says I. “You must, or stay all first money he should receive in order to discharge the debt; night on the water,” says he, “just as you please.” The oth- but I never heard of him after. ers said, “Let us row; what signifies it?” But, my mind being The breaking into this money of Vernon’s was one of the soured with his other conduct, I continu’d to refuse. So he first great errata of my life; and this affair show’d that my swore he would make me row, or throw me overboard; and father was not much out in his judgment when he suppos’d coming along, stepping on the thwarts, toward me, when he me too young to manage business of importance. But Sir came up and struck at me, I clapped my hand under his William, on reading his letter, said he was too prudent. There crutch, and, rising, pitched him head-foremost into the river. was great difference in persons; and discretion did not al- I knew he was a good swimmer, and so was under little con- ways accompany years, nor was youth always without it. cern about him; but before he could get round to lay hold of “And since he will not set you up,” says he, “I will do it the boat, we had with a few strokes pull’d her out of his myself. Give me an inventory of the things necessary to be reach; and ever when he drew near the boat, we ask’d if he had from England, and I will send for them. You shall repay would row, striking a few strokes to slide her away from me when you are able; I am resolv’d to have a good printer him. He was ready to die with vexation, and obstinately here, and I am sure you must succeed.” This was spoken would not promise to row. However, seeing him at last be- with such an appearance of cordiality, that I had not the ginning to tire, we lifted him in and brought him home least doubt of his meaning what he said. I had hitherto kept dripping wet in the evening. We hardly exchang’d a civil the proposition of my setting up, a secret in Philadelphia, 33 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin and I still kept it. Had lt been known that I depended on which, however, did not happen for some years after. the governor, probably some friend, that knew him better, I believe I have omitted mentioning that, in my first voy- would have advis’d me not to rely on him, as I afterwards age from Boston, being becalm’d off Block Island, our people heard it as his known character to be liberal of promises set about catching cod, and hauled up a great many. Hith- which he never meant to keep. Yet, unsolicited as he was by erto I had stuck to my resolution of not eating animal food, me, how could I think his generous offers insincere? I believ’d and on this occasion consider’d, with my master Tryon, the him one of the best men in the world. taking every fish as a kind of unprovoked murder, since none I presented him an inventory of a little print’g-house, of them had, or ever could do us any injury that might jus- amounting by my computation to about one hundred pounds tify the slaughter. All this seemed very reasonable. But I sterling. He lik’d it, but ask’d me if my being on the spot in had formerly been a great lover of fish, and, when this came England to chuse the types, and see that every thing was hot out of the frying-pan, it smelt admirably well. I balanc’d good of the kind, might not be of some advantage. “Then,” some time between principle and inclination, till I recol- says he, “when there, you may make acquaintances, and lected that, when the fish were opened, I saw smaller fish establish correspondences in the bookselling and stationery taken out of their stomachs; then thought I, “If you eat one way.” I agreed that this might be advantageous. “Then,” another, I don’t see why we mayn’t eat you.” So I din’d upon says he, “get yourself ready to go with Annis;” which was cod very heartily, and continued to eat with other people, the annual ship, and the only one at that time usually pass- returning only now and then occasionally to a vegetable ing between London and Philadelphia. But it would be some diet. So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, months before Annis sail’d, so I continu’d working with since it enables one to find or make a reason for everything Keimer, fretting about the money Collins had got from me, one has a mind to do. and in daily apprehensions of being call’d upon by Vernon, Keimer and I liv’d on a pretty good familiar footing, and 34 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin agreed tolerably well, for he suspected nothing of my set- both; but agreed to admit them upon condition of his adopt- ting up. He retained a great deal of his old enthusiasms and ing the doctrine of using no animal food. “I doubt,” said he, lov’d argumentation. We therefore had many disputations. I “my constitution will not bear that.” I assur’d him it would, used to work him so with my Socratic method, and had and that he would be the better for it. He was usually a trepann’d him so often by questions apparently so distant great glutton, and I promised myself some diversion in half from any point we had in hand, and yet by degrees lead to starving him. He agreed to try the practice, if I would keep the point, and brought him into difficulties and contradic- him company. I did so, and we held it for three months. We tions, that at last he grew ridiculously cautious, and would had our victuals dress’d, and brought to us regularly by a hardly answer me the most common question, without ask- woman in the neighborhood, who had from me a list of forty ing first, “What do you intend to infer from that?” However, dishes to be prepar’d for us at different times, in all which it gave him so high an opinion of my abilities in the confut- there was neither fish, flesh, nor fowl, and the whim suited ing way, that he seriously proposed my being his colleague me the better at this time from the cheapness of it, not in a project he had of setting up a new sect. He was to costing us above eighteenpence sterling each per week. I preach the doctrines, and I was to confound all opponents. have since kept several Lents most strictly, leaving the com- When he came to explain with me upon the doctrines, I mon diet for that, and that for the common, abruptly, with- found several conundrums which I objected to, unless I might out the least inconvenience, so that I think there is little in have my way a little too, and introduce some of mine. the advice of making those changes by easy gradations. I Keimer wore his beard at full length, because somewhere went on pleasantly, but poor Keimer suffered grievously, in the Mosaic law it is said, “Thou shalt not mar the corners tired of the project, long’d for the flesh-pots of Egypt, and of thy beard.” He likewise kept the Seventh day, Sabbath; order’d a roast pig. He invited me and two women friends to and these two points were essentials with him. I dislik’d dine with him; but, it being brought too soon upon table, 35 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin he could not resist the temptation, and ate the whole be- friends; but, in literary matters, too fond of criticising. Ralph fore we came. was ingenious, genteel in his manners, and extremely elo- I had made some courtship during this time to Miss Read. quent; I think I never knew a prettier talker. Both of them I had a great respect and affection for her, and had some great admirers of poetry, and began to try their hands in reason to believe she had the same for me; but, as I was little pieces. Many pleasant walks we four had together on about to take a long voyage, and we were both very young, Sundays into the woods, near Schuylkill, where we read to only a little above eighteen, it was thought most prudent one another, and conferr’d on what we read. by her mother to prevent our going too far at present, as a Ralph was inclin’d to pursue the study of poetry, not doubt- marriage, if it was to take place, would be more convenient ing but he might become eminent in it, and make his for- after my return, when I should be, as I expected, set up in tune by it, alleging that the best poets must, when they my business. Perhaps, too, she thought my expectations not first began to write, make as many faults as he did. Osborne so well founded as I imagined them to be. dissuaded him, assur’d him he had no genius for poetry, and My chief acquaintances at this time were Charles Osborne, advis’d him to think of nothing beyond the business he was Joseph Watson, and James Ralph, all lovers of reading. The bred to; that, in the mercantile way, tho’ he had no stock, two first were clerks to an eminent scrivener or conveyancer he might, by his diligence and punctuality, recommend him- in the town, Charles Brogden; the other was clerk to a mer- self to employment as a factor, and in time acquire where- chant. Watson was a pious, sensible young man, of great with to trade on his own account. I approv’d the amusing integrity; the others rather more lax in their principles of one’s self with poetry now and then, so far as to improve religion, particularly Ralph, who, as well as Collins, had been one’s language, but no farther. unsettled by me, for which they both made me suffer. Osborne On this it was propos’d that we should each of us, at our was sensible, candid, frank; sincere and affectionate to his next meeting, produce a piece of our own composing, in 36 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin order to improve by our mutual observations, criticisms, and I was backward; seemed desirous of being excused; had not corrections. As language and expression were what we had had sufficient time to correct, etc.; but no excuse could be in view, we excluded all considerations of invention by agree- admitted; produce I must. It was read and repeated; Watson ing that the task should be a version of the eighteenth Psalm, and Osborne gave up the contest, and join’d in applauding which describes the descent of a Deity. When the time of it. Ralph only made some criticisms, and propos’d some our meeting drew nigh, Ralph called on me first, and let me amendments; but I defended my text. Osborne was against know his piece was ready. I told him I had been busy, and, Ralph, and told him he was no better a critic than poet, so having little inclination, had done nothing. He then show’d he dropt the argument. As they two went home together, me his piece for my opinion, and I much approv’d it, as it Osborne expressed himself still more strongly in favor of appear’d to me to have great merit. “Now,” says he, “Osborne what he thought my production; having restrain’d himself never will allow the least merit in any thing of mine, but before, as he said, lest I should think it flattery. “But who makes 1000 criticisms out of mere envy. He is not so jealous would have imagin’d,” said he, “that Franklin had been ca- of you; I wish, therefore, you would take this piece, and pable of such a performance; such painting, such force, produce it as yours; I will pretend not to have had time, and such fire! He has even improv’d the original. In his common so produce nothing. We shall then see what he will say to conversation he seems to have no choice of words; he hesi- it.” It was agreed, and I immediately transcrib’d it, that it tates and blunders; and yet, good God! how he writes!” When might appear in my own hand. we next met, Ralph discovered the trick we had plaid him, We met; Watson’s performance was read; there were some and Osborne was a little laught at. beauties in it, but many defects. Osborne’s was read; it was This transaction fixed Ralph in his resolution of becom- much better; Ralph did it justice; remarked some faults, but ing a poet. I did all I could to dissuade him from it, but he applauded the beauties. He himself had nothing to produce. continued scribbling verses till Pope cured him. He became, 37 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin however, a pretty good prose writer. More of him hereafter. Bard, came out to me and said the governor was extremely But, as I may not have occasion again to mention the other busy in writing, but would be down at Newcastle before the two, I shall just remark here, that Watson died in my arms a ship, and there the letters would be delivered to me. few years after, much lamented, being the best of our set. Ralph, though married, and having one child, had deter- Osborne went to the West Indies, where he became an emi- mined to accompany me in this voyage. It was thought he nent lawyer and made money, but died young. He and I had intended to establish a correspondence, and obtain goods made a serious agreement, that the one who happen’d first to sell on commission; but I found afterwards, that, thro’ to die should, if possible, make a friendly visit to the other, some discontent with his wife’s relations, he purposed to and acquaint him how he found things in that separate state. leave her on their hands, and never return again. Having But he never fulfill’d his promise. taken leave of my friends, and interchang’d some promises The governor, seeming to like my company, had me fre- with Miss Read, I left Philadelphia in the ship, which anchor’d quently to his house, and his setting me up was always at Newcastle. The governor was there; but when I went to mention’d as a fixed thing. I was to take with me letters his lodging, the secretary came to me from him with the recommendatory to a number of his friends, besides the let- civillest message in the world, that he could not then see ter of credit to furnish me with the necessary money for me, being engaged in business of the utmost importance, purchasing the press and types, paper, etc. For these letters but should send the letters to me on board, wish’d me heartily I was appointed to call at different times, when they were a good voyage and a speedy return, etc. I returned on board to be ready, but a future time was still named. Thus he went a little puzzled, but still not doubting. on till the ship, whose departure too had been several times Mr. Andrew Hamilton, a famous lawyer of Philadelphia, postponed, was on the point of sailing. Then, when I call’d had taken passage in the same ship for himself and son, and to take my leave and receive the letters, his secretary, Dr. with Mr. Denham, a Quaker merchant, and Messrs. Onion 38 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin and Russel, masters of an iron work in Maryland, had engag’d continued during his life. The voyage was otherwise not a the great cabin; so that Ralph and I were forced to take up pleasant one, as we had a great deal of bad weather. with a berth in the steerage, and none on board knowing us, When we came into the Channel, the captain kept his were considered as ordinary persons. But Mr. Hamilton and word with me, and gave me an opportunity of examining his son (it was James, since governor) return’d from Newcastle the bag for the governor’s letters. I found none upon which to Philadelphia, the father being recall’d by a great fee to my name was put as under my care. I picked out six or plead for a seized ship; and, just before we sail’d, Colonel seven, that, by the handwriting, I thought might be the French coming on board, and showing me great respect, I promised letters, especially as one of them was directed to was more taken notice of, and, with my friend Ralph, in- Basket, the king’s printer, and another to some stationer. vited by the other gentlemen to come into the cabin, there We arriv’d in London the 24th of December, 1724. I waited being now room. Accordingly, we remov’d thither. upon the stationer, who came first in my way, delivering the Understanding that Colonel French had brought on board letter as from Governor Keith. “I don’t know such a person,” the governor’s despatches, I ask’d the captain for those let- says he; but, opening the letter, “O! this is from Riddlesden. ters that were to be under my care. He said all were put into I have lately found him to be a compleat rascal, and I will the bag together and he could not then come at them; but, have nothing to do with him, nor receive any letters from before we landed in England, I should have an opportunity him.” So, putting the letter into my hand, he turn’d on his of picking them out; so I was satisfied for the present, and heel and left me to serve some customer. I was surprized to we proceeded on our voyage. We had a sociable company in find these were not the governor’s letters; and, after recol- the cabin, and lived uncommonly well, having the addition lecting and comparing circumstances, I began to doubt his of all Mr. Hamilton’s stores, who had laid in plentifully. In sincerity. I found my friend Denham, and opened the whole this passage Mr. Denham contracted a friendship for me that affair to him. He let me into Keith’s character; told me there 39 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin was not the least probability that he had written any letters tance to him; and from that time he became my friend, for me; that no one, who knew him, had the smallest depen- greatly to my advantage afterwards on many occasions. dence on him; and he laught at the notion of the governor’s But what shall we think of a governor’s playing such piti- giving me a letter of credit, having, as he said, no credit to ful tricks, and imposing so grossly on a poor ignorant boy! give. On my expressing some concern about what I should It was a habit he had acquired. He wish’d to please every- do, he advised me to endeavor getting some employment in body; and, having little to give, he gave expectations. He the way of my business. “Among the printers here,” said he, was otherwise an ingenious, sensible man, a pretty good “you will improve yourself, and when you return to America, writer, and a good governor for the people, tho’ not for his you will set up to greater advantage.” constituents, the proprietaries, whose instructions he some- We both of us happen’d to know, as well as the stationer, times disregarded. Several of our best laws were of his plan- that Riddlesden, the attorney, was a very knave. He had ning and passed during his administration. half ruin’d Miss Read’s father by persuading him to be bound Ralph and I were inseparable companions. We took lodg- for him. By this letter it appear’d there was a secret scheme ings together in Little Britain at three shillings and six- on foot to the prejudice of Hamilton (suppos’d to be then pence a weekas much as we could then afford. He found coming over with us); and that Keith was concerned in it some relations, but they were poor, and unable to assist with Riddlesden. Denham, who was a friend of Hamilton’s him. He now let me know his intentions of remaining in thought he ought to be acquainted with it; so, when he London, and that he never meant to return to Philadelphia. arriv’d in England, which was soon after, partly from resent- He had brought no money with him, the whole he could ment and ill-will to Keith and Riddlesden, and partly from muster having been expended in paying his passage. I had good-will to him, I waited on him, and gave him the letter. fifteen pistoles; so he borrowed occasionally of me to sub- He thank’d me cordially, the information being of impor- sist, while he was looking out for business. He first endeav- 40 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ored to get into the playhouse, believing himself qualify’d At Palmer’s I was employed in composing for the second for an actor; but Wilkes, to whom he apply’d, advis’d him edition of Wollaston’s “Religion of Nature.” Some of his rea- candidly not to think of that employment, as it was impos- sonings not appearing to me well founded, I wrote a little sible be should succeed in it. Then he propos’d to Roberts, a metaphysical piece in which I made remarks on them. It was publisher in Paternoster Row, to write for him a weekly pa- entitled “A Dissertation on Liberty and Necessity, Pleasure per like the Spectator, on certain conditions, which Roberts and Pain.” I inscribed it to my friend Ralph; I printed a did not approve. Then he endeavored to get employment as small number. It occasion’d my being more consider’d by Mr. a hackney writer, to copy for the stationers and lawyers Palmer as a young man of some ingenuity, tho’ he seriously about the Temple, but could find no vacancy. expostulated with me upon the principles of my pamphlet, I immediately got into work at Palmer’s, then a famous which to him appear’d abominable. My printing this pam- printing-house in Bartholomew Close, and here I continu’d phlet was another erratum. While I lodg’d in Little Britain, near a year. I was pretty diligent, but spent with Ralph a I made an acquaintance with one Wilcox, a bookseller, whose good deal of my earnings in going to plays and other places of shop was at the next door. He had an immense collection of amusement. We had together consumed all my pistoles, and second-hand books. Circulating libraries were not then in now just rubbed on from hand to mouth. He seem’d quite to use; but we agreed that, on certain reasonable terms, which forget his wife and child, and I, by degrees, my engagements I have now forgotten, I might take, read, and return any of with Miss Read, to whom I never wrote more than one letter, his books. This I esteem’d a great advantage, and I made as and that was to let her know I was not likely soon to return. much use of it as I could. This was another of the great errata of my life, which I should My pamphlet by some means falling into the hands of one wish to correct if I were to live it over again. In fact, by our Lyons, a surgeon, author of a book entitled “The Infallibil- expenses, I was constantly kept unable to pay my passage. ity of Human Judgment,” it occasioned an acquaintance 41 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin between us. He took great notice of me, called on me often They liv’d together some time; but, he being still out of to converse on those subjects, carried me to the Horns, a business, and her income not sufficient to maintain them pale alehouse in —— Lane, Cheapside, and introduced me with her child, he took a resolution of going from London, to Dr. Mandeville, author of the “Fable of the Bees,” who to try for a country school, which he thought himself well had a club there, of which he was the soul, being a most qualified to undertake, as he wrote an excellent hand, and facetious, entertaining companion. Lyons, too, introduced was a master of arithmetic and accounts. This, however, he me to Dr. Pemberton, at Batson’s Coffee-house, who promis’d deemed a business below him, and confident of future bet- to give me an opportunity, some time or other, of seeing Sir ter fortune, when he should be unwilling to have it known Isaac Newton, of which I was extreamely desirous; but this that he once was so meanly employed, he changed his name, never happened. and did me the honor to assume mine; for I soon after had a I had brought over a few curiosities, among which the letter from him, acquainting me that he was settled in a principal was a purse made of the asbestos, which purifies small village (in Berkshire, I think it was, where he taught by fire. Sir Hans Sloane heard of it, came to see me, and reading and writing to ten or a dozen boys, at sixpence each invited me to his house in Bloomsbury Square, where he per week), recommending Mrs. T—— to my care, and desir- show’d me all his curiosities, and persuaded me to let him ing me to write to him, directing for Mr. Franklin, school- add that to the number, for which he paid me handsomely. master, at such a place. In our house there lodg’d a young woman, a milliner, who, He continued to write frequently, sending me large speci- I think, had a shop in the Cloisters. She had been genteelly mens of an epic poem which he was then composing, and bred, was sensible and lively, and of most pleasing conver- desiring my remarks and corrections. These I gave him from sation. Ralph read plays to her in the evenings, they grew time to time, but endeavor’d rather to discourage his pro- intimate, she took another lodging, and he followed her. ceeding. One of Young’s Satires was then just published. I 42 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin copy’d and sent him a great part of it, which set in a strong At my first admission into this printing-house I took to light the folly of pursuing the Muses with any hope of advance- working at press, imagining I felt a want of the bodily exer- ment by them. All was in vain; sheets of the poem continued cise I had been us’d to in America, where presswork is mix’d to come by every post. In the mean time, Mrs. T—, having on with composing. I drank only water; the other workmen, his account lost her friends and business, was often in dis- near fifty in number, were great guzzlers of beer. On occa- tresses, and us’d to send for me, and borrow what I could spare sion, I carried up and down stairs a large form of types in to help her out of them. I grew fond of her company, and, each hand, when others carried but one in both hands. They being at that time under no religious restraint, and presuming wondered to see, from this and several instances, that the upon my importance to her, I attempted familiarities (another Water-American, as they called me, was stronger than them- erratum) which she repuls’d with a proper resentment, and selves, who drank strong beer! We had an alehouse boy who acquainted him with my behaviour. This made a breach be- attended always in the house to supply the workmen. My tween us; and, when he returned again to London, he let me companion at the press drank every day a pint before break- know he thought I had cancell’d all the obligations he had fast, a pint at breakfast with his bread and cheese, a pint been under to me. So I found I was never to expect his repay- between breakfast and dinner, a pint at dinner, a pint in the ing me what I lent to him, or advanc’d for him. This, however, afternoon about six o’clock, and another when he had done was not then of much consequence, as he was totally unable; his day’s work. I thought it a detestable custom; but it was and in the loss of his friendship I found myself relieved from a necessary, he suppos’d, to drink strong beer, that he might burthen. I now began to think of getting a little money before- be strong to labor. I endeavored to convince him that the hand, and, expecting better work, I left Palmer’s to work at bodily strength afforded by beer could only be in propor- Watts’s, near Lincoln’s Inn Fields, a still greater printing-house. tion to the grain or flour of the barley dissolved in the wa- Here I continued all the rest of my stay in London. ter of which it was made; that there was more flour in a 43 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin pennyworth of bread; and therefore, if he would eat that considerable influence. I propos’d some reasonable alterations with a pint of water, it would give him more strength than a in their chappel* laws, and carried them against all opposi- quart of beer. He drank on, however, and had four or five tion. From my example, a great part of them left their mud- shillings to pay out of his wages every Saturday night for dling breakfast of beer, and bread, and cheese, finding they that muddling liquor; an expense I was free from. And thus could with me be suppli’d from a neighboring house with a these poor devils keep themselves always under. large porringer of hot water-gruel, sprinkled with pepper, Watts, after some weeks, desiring to have me in the com- crumbl’d with bread, and a bit of butter in it, for the price posing-room, I left the pressmen; a new bien venu or sum of a pint of beer, viz., three half-pence. This was a more for drink, being five shillings, was demanded of me by the comfortable as well as cheaper breakfast, and kept their compositors. I thought it an imposition, as I had paid be- heads clearer. Those who continued sotting with beer all low; the master thought so too, and forbad my paying it. I day, were often, by not paying, out of credit at the ale- stood out two or three weeks, was accordingly considered as house, and us’d to make interest with me to get beer; their an excommunicate, and bad so many little pieces of private light, as they phrased it, being out. I watch’d the pay-table mischief done me, by mixing my sorts, transposing my pages, on Saturday night, and collected what I stood engag’d for breaking my matter, etc., etc., if I were ever so little out of * “A printing-house is always called a chapel by the workmen, the origin of which appears to have been that printing was first carried on in England in an ancient chapel converted into a printing-house, and the title has been preserved by tradition. The bien venu among the printers answers to the terms entrance and footing among mechanics; thus a journeyman, on entering a printing-house, was accustomed to pay one or more gallons of beer for the good of the chapel; this custom was falling into disuse thirty years ago; it is very properly rejected entirely in the United States.”—W. T. F. the room, and all ascribed to the chappel ghost, which they said ever haunted those not regularly admitted, that, notwithstanding the master’s protection, I found myself oblig’d to comply and pay the money, convinc’d of the folly of being on ill terms with those one is to live with continually. I was now on a fair footing with them, and soon acquir’d 44 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin them, having to pay sometimes near thirty shillings a week and knew a thousand anecdotes of them as far back as the on their account. This, and my being esteem’d a pretty good times of Charles the Second. She was lame in her knees with riggite, that is, a jocular verbal satirist, supported my con- the gout, and, therefore, seldom stirred out of her room, so sequence in the society. My constant attendance (I never sometimes wanted company; and hers was so highly amus- making a St. Monday) recommended me to the master; and ing to me, that I was sure to spend an evening with her my uncommon quickness at composing occasioned my be- whenever she desired it. Our supper was only half an an- ing put upon all work of dispatch, which was generally bet- chovy each, on a very little strip of bread and butter, and ter paid. So I went on now very agreeably. half a pint of ale between us; but the entertainment was in My lodging in Little Britain being too remote, I found her conversation. My always keeping good hours, and giving another in Duke-street, opposite to the Romish Chapel. It little trouble in the family, made her unwilling to part with was two pair of stairs backwards, at an Italian warehouse. A me; so that, when I talk’d of a lodging I had heard of,nearer widow lady kept the house; she had a daughter, and a maid my business, for two shillings a week, which, intent as I servant, and a journeyman who attended the warehouse, now was on saving money, made some difference, she bid but lodg’d abroad. After sending to inquire my character at me not think of it, for she would abate me two shillings a the house where I last lodg’d she agreed to take me in at the week for the future; so I remained with her at one shilling same rate, 3s. 6d. per week; cheaper, as she said, from the and sixpence as long as I staid in London. protection she expected in having a man lodge in the house. In a garret of her house there lived a maiden lady of sev- She was a widow, an elderly woman; had been bred a Protes- enty, in the most retired manner, of whom my landlady gave tant, being a clergyman’s daughter, but was converted to me this account: that she was a Roman Catholic, had been the Catholic religion by her husband, whose memory she sent abroad when young, and lodg’d in a nunnery with an much revered; had lived much among people of distinction, intent of becoming a nun; but, the country not agreeing 45 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin with her, she returned to England, where, there being no give it as another instance on how small an income life and nunnery, she had vow’d to lead the life of a nun, as near as health may be supported. might be done in those circumstances. Accordingly, she had At Watts’s printing-house I contracted an acquaintance given all her estate to charitable uses, reserving only twelve with an ingenious young man, one Wygate, who, having pounds a year to live on, and out of this sum she still gave wealthy relations, had been better educated than most print- a great deal in charity, living herself on water-gruel only, ers; was a tolerable Latinist, spoke French, and lov’d read- and using no fire but to boil it. She had lived many years in ing. I taught him and a friend of his to swim at twice going that garret, being permitted to remain there gratis by suc- into the river, and they soon became good swimmers. They cessive Catholic tenants of the house below, as they deemed introduc’d me to some gentlemen from the country, who it a blessing to have her there. A priest visited her to con- went to Chelsea by water to see the College and Don Saltero’s fess her every day. “I have ask’d her,” says my landlady, curiosities. In our return, at the request of the company, “how she, as she liv’d, could possibly find so much employ- whose curiosity Wygate had excited, I stripped and leaped ment for a confessor?” “Oh,” said she, “it is impossible to into the river, and swam from near Chelsea to Blackfryar’s, avoid vain thoughts.” I was permitted once to visit her. She performing on the way many feats of activity, both upon was chearful and polite, and convers’d pleasantly. The room and under water, that surpris’d and pleas’d those to whom was clean, but had no other furniture than a matras, a table they were novelties. with a crucifix and book, a stool which she gave me to sit I had from a child been ever delighted with this exercise, on, and a picture over the chimney of Saint Veronica dis- had studied and practis’d all Thevenot’s motions and posi- playing her handkerchief, with the miraculous figure of tions, added some of my own, aiming at the graceful and Christ’s bleeding face on it, which she explained to me with easy as well as the useful. All these I took this occasion of great seriousness. She look’d pale, but was never sick; and I exhibiting to the company, and was much flatter’d by their 46 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin admiration; and Wygate, who was desirous of becoming a and should carry over a great quantity of goods in order to master, grew more and more attach’d to me on that account, open a store there. He propos’d to take me over as his clerk, as well as from the similarity of our studies. He at length to keep his books, in which he would instruct me, copy his proposed to me travelling all over Europe together, support- letters, and attend the store. He added that, as soon as I ing ourselves everywhere by working at our business. I was should be acquainted with mercantile business, he would once inclined to it; but, mentioning it to my good friend Mr. promote me by sending me with a cargo of flour and bread, Denham, with whom I often spent an hour when I had lei- etc., to the West Indies, and procure me commissions from sure, he dissuaded me from it, advising me to think only of others which would be profitable; and, if I manag’d well, would returning to Pennsilvania, which he was now about to do. establish me handsomely. The thing pleas’d me; for I was grown I must record one trait of this good man’s character. He tired of London, remembered with pleasure the happy months had formerly been in business at Bristol, but failed in debt I had spent in Pennsylvania, and wish’d again to see it; there- to a number of people, compounded and went to America. fore I immediately agreed on the terms of fifty pounds a year, There, by a close application to business as a merchant, he Pennsylvania money; less, indeed, than my present gettings acquir’d a plentiful fortune in a few years. Returning to En- as a compositor, but affording a better prospect. gland in the ship with me, he invited his old creditors to an I now took leave of printing, as I thought, for ever, and entertainment, at which he thank’d them for the easy com- was daily employed in my new business, going about with position they had favored him with, and, when they ex- Mr. Denham among the tradesmen to purchase various ar- pected nothing but the treat, every man at the first remove ticles, and seeing them pack’d up, doing errands, calling found under his plate an order on a banker for the full amount upon workmen to dispatch, etc.; and, when all was on board, of the unpaid remainder with interest. I had a few days’ leisure. On one of these days, I was, to my He now told me he was about to return to Philadelphia, surprise, sent for by a great man I knew only by name, a Sir 47 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin William Wyndham, and I waited upon him. He had heard by great sum out of my small earnings! I lov’d him, notwith- some means or other of my swimming from Chelsea to standing, for he had many amiable qualities. I had by no Blackfriar’s, and of my teaching Wygate and another young means improv’d my fortune; but I had picked up some very man to swim in a few hours. He had two sons, about to set ingenious acquaintance, whose conversation was of great out on their travels; he wish’d to have them first taught advantage to me; and I had read considerably. swimming, and proposed to gratify me handsomely if I would We sail’d from Gravesend on the 23d of July, 1726. For the teach them. They were not yet come to town, and my stay incidents of the voyage, I refer you to my journal, where was uncertain, so I could not undertake it; but, from this you will find them all minutely related. Perhaps the most incident, I thought it likely that, if I were to remain in important part of that journal is the plan* to be found in it, England and open a swimming- school, I might get a good which I formed at sea, for regulating my future conduct in deal of money; and it struck me so strongly, that, had the life. It is the more remarkable, as being formed when I was overture been sooner made me, probably I should not so so young, and yet being pretty faithfully adhered to quite soon have returned to America. After many years, you and I thro’ to old age. had something of more importance to do with one of these We landed in Philadelphia on the 11th of October, where I sons of Sir William Wyndham, become Earl of Egremont, which found sundry alterations. Keith was no longer governor, be- I shall mention in its place. ing superseded by Major Gordon. I met him walking the Thus I spent about eighteen months in London; most part streets as a common citizen. He seem’d a little asham’d at of the time I work’d hard at my business, and spent but seeing me, but pass’d without saying anything. I should have little upon myself except in seeing plays and in books. My been as much asham’d at seeing Miss Read, had not her friend Ralph had kept me poor; he owed me about twenty- * The “ Journal” was printed by Sparks, from a copy made at Reading in 1787. But it does not contain the Plan. —Ed. seven pounds, which I was now never likely to receive; a 48 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin friends, despairing with reason of my return after the re- deal, gave up the point in my own mind, and was rather ceipt of my letter, persuaded her to marry another, one disappointed when I found myself recovering, regretting, in Rogers, a potter, which was done in my absence. With him, some degree, that I must now, some time or other, have all however, she was never happy, and soon parted from him, that disagreeable work to do over again. I forget what his refusing to cohabit with him or bear his name, it being now distemper was; it held him a long time, and at length car- said that he bad another wife. He was a worthless fellow, ried him off. He left me a small legacy in a nuncupative will, tho’ an excellent workman, which was the temptation to as a token of his kindness for me, and he left me once more her friends. He got into debt, ran away in 1727 or 1728, to the wide world; for the store was taken into the care of went to the West Indies, and died there. Keimer had got a his executors, and my employment under him ended. better house, a shop well supply’d with stationery, plenty of My brother-in-law, Holmes, being now at Philadelphia, ad- new types, a number of hands, tho’ none good, and seem’d vised my return to my business; and Keimer tempted me, to have a great deal of business. with an offer of large wages by the year, to come and take Mr. Denham took a store in Water-street, where we open’d the management of his printing-house, that he might bet- our goods; I attended the business diligently, studied ac- ter attend his stationer’s shop. I had heard a bad character counts, and grew, in a little time, expert at selling. We lodg’d of him in London from his wife and her friends, and was not and, boarded together; he counsell’d me as a father, having fond of having any more to do with him. I tri’d for farther a sincere regard for me. I respected and lov’d him, and we employment as a merchant’s clerk; but, not readily meeting might have gone on together very happy; but, in the begin- with any, I clos’d again with Keimer. I found in his house ning of February, 1726-7, when I had just pass’d my twenty- these hands: Hugh Meredith, a Welsh Pensilvanian, thirty first year, we both were taken ill. My distemper was a pleu- years of age, bred to country work; honest, sensible, had a risy, which very nearly carried me off. I suffered a good great deal of solid observation, was something of a reader, 49 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin but given to drink. Stephen Potts, a young countryman of cheerfully, put his printing-house in order, which had been full age, bred to the same, of uncommon natural parts, and in great confusion, and brought his hands by degrees to great wit and humor, but a little idle. These he had agreed mind their business and to do it better. with at extream low wages per week, to be rais’d a shilling It was an odd thing to find an Oxford scholar in the situ- every three months, as they would deserve by improving in ation of a bought servant. He was not more than eighteen their business; and the expectation of these high wages, to years of age, and gave me this account of himself; that he come on hereafter, was what he had drawn them in with. was born in Gloucester, educated at a grammar-school there, Meredith was to work at press, Potts at book-binding, which had been distinguish’d among the scholars for some appar- he, by agreement, was to teach them, though he knew nei- ent superiority in performing his part, when they exhibited ther one nor t’other. John —, a wild Irishman, brought up plays; belong’d to the Witty Club there, and had written to no business, whose service, for four years, Keimer had some pieces in prose and verse, which were printed in the purchased from the captain of a ship; he, too, was to be Gloucester newspapers; thence he was sent to Oxford; where made a pressman. George Webb, an Oxford scholar, whose he continued about a year, but not well satisfi’d, wishing of time for four years he had likewise bought, intending him all things to see London, and become a player. At length, for a compositor, of whom more presently; and David Harry, receiving his quarterly allowance of fifteen guineas, instead a country boy, whom he had taken apprentice. of discharging his debts he walk’d out of town, hid his gown I soon perceiv’d that the intention of engaging me at wages in a furze bush, and footed it to London, where, having no so much higher than he had been us’d to give, was, to have friend to advise him, he fell into bad company, soon spent these raw, cheap hands form’d thro’ me; and, as soon as I his guineas, found no means of being introduc’d among the had instructed them, then they being all articled to him, he players, grew necessitous, pawn’d his cloaths, and wanted should be able to do without me. I went on, however, very bread. Walking the street very hungry, and not knowing what 50 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin to do with himself, a crimp’s bill was put into his hand, in London, but without much attention to the manner; how- offering immediate entertainment and encouragement to ever, I now contrived a mould, made use of the letters we such as would bind themselves to serve in America. had as puncheons, struck the matrices in lead, And thus He went directly, sign’d the indentures, was put into the supply’d in a pretty tolerable way all deficiencies. I also ship, and came over, never writing a line to acquaint his engrav’d several things on occasion; I made the ink; I was friends what was become of him. He was lively, witty, good- warehouseman, and everything, and, in short, quite a facto- natur’d, and a pleasant companion, but idle, thoughtless, tum. and imprudent to the last degree. But, however serviceable I might be, I found that my ser- John, the Irishman, soon ran away; with the rest I began vices became every day of less importance, as the other hands to live very agreeably, for they all respected me the more, as improv’d in the business; and, when Keimer paid my second they found Keimer incapable of instructing them, and that quarter’s wages, he let me know that he felt them too heavy, from me they learned something daily. We never worked on and thought I should make an abatement. He grew by de- Saturday, that being Keimer’s Sabbath, so I had two days for grees less civil, put on more of the master, frequently found reading. My acquaintance with ingenious people in the town fault, was captious, and seem’d ready for an outbreaking. I increased. Keimer himself treated me with great civility and went on, nevertheless, with a good deal of patience, think- apparent regard, and nothing now made me uneasy but my ing that his encumber’d circumstances were partly the cause. debt to Vernon, which I was yet unable to pay, being hith- At length a trifle snapt our connections; for, a great noise erto but a poor oeconomist. He, however, kindly made no happening near the court-house, I put my head out of the demand of it. window to see what was the matter. Keimer, being in the Our printing-house often wanted sorts, and there was no street, look’d up and saw me, call’d out to me in a loud voice letter-founder in America; I had seen types cast at James’s and angry tone to mind my business, adding some reproach- 51 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ful words, that nettled me the more for their publicity, all opinion of me, and, from some discourse that had pass’d the neighbors who were looking out on the same occasion between them, he was sure would advance money to set us being witnesses how I was treated. He came up immediately up, if I would enter into partnership with him. “My time,” into the printing-house, continu’d the quarrel, high words says he, “will be out with Keimer in the spring; by that time pass’d on both sides, he gave me the quarter’s warning we we may have our press and types in from London. I am had stipulated, expressing a wish that he had not been oblig’d sensible I am no workman; if you like it, your skill in the to so long a warning. I told him his wish was unnecessary, for business shall be set against the stock I furnish, and we will I would leave him that instant; and so, taking my hat, walk’d share the profits equally.” out of doors, desiring Meredith, whom I saw below, to take The proposal was agreeable, and I consented; his father care of some things I left, and bring them to my lodgings. was in town and approv’d of it; the more as he saw I had Meredith came accordingly in the evening, when we talked great influence with his son, had prevail’d on him to ab- my affair over. He had conceiv’d a great regard for me, and stain long from dram-drinking, and he hop’d might break was very unwilling that I should leave the house while he him off that wretched habit entirely, when we came to be remain’d in it. He dissuaded me from returning to my native so closely connected. I gave an inventory to the father, who country, which I began to think of; he reminded me that carry’d it to a merchant; the things were sent for, the secret Keimer was in debt for all he possess’d; that his creditors was to be kept till they should arrive, and in the mean time began to be uneasy; that he kept his shop miserably, sold I was to get work, if I could, at the other printing-house. often without profit for ready money, and often trusted with- But I found no vacancy there, and so remain’d idle a few out keeping accounts; that he must therefore fall, which days, when Keimer, on a prospect of being employ’d to print would make a vacancy I might profit of. I objected my want some paper money in New Jersey, which would require cuts of money. He then let me know that his father had a high and various types that I only could supply, and apprehend- 52 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ing Bradford might engage me and get the jobb from him, reason my conversation seem’d to he more valu’d. They had sent me a very civil message, that old friends should not me to their houses, introduced me to their friends, and show’d part for a few words, the effect of sudden passion, and wish- me much civility; while he, tho’ the master, was a little ne- ing me to return. Meredith persuaded me to comply, as it glected. In truth, he was an odd fish; ignorant of common would give more opportunity for his improvement under my life, fond of rudely opposing receiv’d opinions, slovenly to daily instructions; so I return’d, and we went on more extream dirtiness, enthusiastic in some points of religion, smoothly than for some time before. The New Jersey job was and a little knavish withal. obtain’d, I contriv’d a copperplate press for it, the first that We continu’d there near three months; and by that time I had been seen in the country; I cut several ornaments and could reckon among my acquired friends, Judge Allen, Samuel checks for the bills. We went together to Burlington, where Bustill, the secretary of the Province, Isaac Pearson, Joseph I executed the whole to satisfaction; and he received so Cooper, and several of the Smiths, members of Assembly, large a sum for the work as to be enabled thereby to keep and Isaac Decow, the surveyor- general. The latter was a his head much longer above water. shrewd, sagacious old man, who told me that he began for At Burlington I made an acquaintance with many princi- himself, when young, by wheeling clay for the brick-mak- pal people of the province. Several of them had been ap- ers, learned to write after be was of age, carri’d the chain for pointed by the Assembly a committee to attend the press, surveyors, who taught him surveying, and he had now by and take care that no more bills were printed than the law his industry, acquir’d a good estate; and says he, “I foresee directed. They were therefore, by turns, constantly with us, that you will soon work this man out of business, and make and generally he who attended, brought with him a friend a fortune in it at Philadelphia.” He had not then the least or two for company. My mind having been much more intimation of my intention to set up there or anywhere. improv’d by reading than Keimer’s, I suppose it was for that These friends were afterwards of great use to me, as I occa- 53 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin sionally was to some of them. They all continued their re- other freethinker), and my own towards Vernon and Miss gard for me as long as they lived. Read, which at times gave me great trouble, I began to sus- Before I enter upon my public appearance in business, it pect that this doctrine, tho’ it might be true, was not very may be well to let you know the then state of my mind with useful. My London pamphlet, which had for its motto these regard to my principles and morals, that you may see how lines of Dryden: far those influenc’d the future events of my life. My parents had early given me religious impressions, and brought me “Whatever is, is right. Though purblind man through my childhood piously in the Dissenting way. But I Sees but a part o’ the chain, the nearest link: was scarce fifteen, when, after doubting by turns of several His eyes not carrying to the equal beam, points, as I found them disputed in the different books I That poises all above;” read, I began to doubt of Revelation itself. Some books against Deism fell into my hands; they were said to be the and from the attributes of God, his infinite wisdom, good- substance of sermons preached at Boyle’s Lectures. It hap- ness and power, concluded that nothing could possibly be pened that they wrought an effect on me quite contrary to wrong in the world, and that vice and virtue were empty what was intended by them; for the arguments of the De- distinctions, no such things existing, appear’d now not so ists, which were quoted to be refuted, appeared to me much clever a performance as I once thought it; and I doubted stronger than the refutations; in short, I soon became a whether some error had not insinuated itself unperceiv’d thorough Deist. My arguments perverted some others, par- into my argument, so as to infect all that follow’d, as is ticularly Collins and Ralph; but, each of them having after- common in metaphysical reasonings. wards wrong’d me greatly without the least compunction, I grew convinc’d that truth, sincerity and integrity in deal- and recollecting Keith’s conduct towards me (who was an- ings between man and man were of the utmost importance 54 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin to the felicity of life; and I form’d written resolutions, which We had not been long return’d to Philadelphia before the still remain in my journal book, to practice them ever while new types arriv’d from London. We settled with Keimer, and I lived. Revelation had indeed no weight with me, as such; left him by his consent before he heard of it. We found a but I entertain’d an opinion that, though certain actions house to hire near the market, and took it. To lessen the might not be bad because they were forbidden by it, or good rent, which was then but twenty-four pounds a year, tho’ I because it commanded them, yet probably these actions have since known it to let for seventy, we took in Thomas might be forbidden because they were bad for us, or com- Godfrey, a glazier, and his family, who were to pay a consid- manded because they were beneficial to us, in their own erable part of it to us, and we to board with them. We had natures, all the circumstances of things considered. And this scarce opened our letters and put our press in order, before persuasion, with the kind hand of Providence, or some guard- George House, an acquaintance of mine, brought a country- ian angel, or accidental favorable circumstances and situa- man to us, whom he had met in the street inquiring for a tions, or all together, preserved me, thro’ this dangerous printer. All our cash was now expended in the variety of time of youth, and the hazardous situations I was some- particulars we had been obliged to procure, and this times in among strangers, remote from the eye and advice countryman’s five shillings, being our first-fruits, and com- of my father, without any willful gross immorality or injus- ing so seasonably, gave me more pleasure than any crown I tice, that might have been expected from my want of reli- have since earned; and the gratitude I felt toward House gion. I say willful, because the instances I have mentioned has made me often more ready than perhaps I should other- had something of necessity in them, from my youth, inex- wise have been to assist young beginners. perience, and the knavery of others. I had therefore a toler- There are croakers in every country, always boding its ruin. able character to begin the world with; I valued it properly, Such a one then lived in Philadelphia; a person of note, an and determin’d to preserve it. elderly man, with a wise look and a very grave manner of 55 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin speaking; his name was Samuel Mickle. This gentleman, a quaintance into a club of mutual improvement, which we stranger to me, stopt one day at my door, and asked me if I called the Junto; we met on Friday evenings. The rules that was the young man who had lately opened a new printing- I drew up required that every member, in his turn, should house. Being answered in the affirmative, he said he was produce one or more queries on any point of Morals, Poli- sorry for me, because it was an expensive undertaking, and tics, or Natural Philosophy, to be discuss’d by the company; the expense would be lost; for Philadelphia was a sinking and once in three months produce and read an essay of his place, the people already half-bankrupts, or near being so; own writing, on any subject he pleased. Our debates were to all appearances to the contrary, such as new buildings and be under the direction of a president, and to be conducted the rise of rents, being to his certain knowledge fallacious; in the sincere spirit of inquiry after truth, without fondness for they were, in fact, among the things that would soon for dispute, or desire of victory; and, to prevent warmth, all ruin us. And he gave me such a detail of misfortunes now expressions of positiveness in opinions, or direct contradic- existing, or that were soon to exist, that he left me half tion, were after some time made contraband, and prohib- melancholy. Had I known him before I engaged in this busi- ited under small pecuniary penalties. ness, probably I never should have done it. This man con- The first members were Joseph Breintnal, a copyer of deeds tinued to live in this decaying place, and to declaim in the for the scriveners, a good- natur’d, friendly, middle-ag’d man, same strain, refusing for many years to buy a house there, a great lover of poetry, reading all he could meet with, and because all was going to destruction; and at last I had the writing some that was tolerable; very ingenious in many pleasure of seeing him give five times as much for one as he little Nicknackeries, and of sensible conversation. might have bought it for when he first began his croaking. Thomas Godfrey, a self-taught mathematician, great in I should have mentioned before, that, in the autumn of his way, and afterward inventor of what is now called Hadley’s the preceding year, I had form’d most of my ingenious ac- Quadrant. But he knew little out of his way, and was not a 56 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin pleasing companion; as, like most great mathematicians I have ruption to his death, upward of forty years; and the club met with, he expected universal precision in everything said, continued almost as long, and was the best school of phi- or was for ever denying or distinguishing upon trifles, to the losophy, morality, and politics that then existed in the prov- disturbance of all conversation. He soon left us. ince; for our queries, which were read the week preceding Nicholas Scull, a surveyor, afterwards surveyor-general, their discussion, put us upon reading with attention upon who lov’d books, and sometimes made a few verses. the several subjects, that we might speak more to the pur- William Parsons, bred a shoemaker, but loving reading, pose; and here, too, we acquired better habits of conversa- had acquir’d a considerable share of mathematics, which he tion, every thing being studied in our rules which might first studied with a view to astrology, that he afterwards prevent our disgusting each other. From hence the long con- laught at it. He also became surveyor-general. tinuance of the club, which I shall have frequent occasion William Maugridge, a joiner, a most exquisite mechanic, to speak further of hereafter. and a solid, sensible man. But my giving this account of it here is to show some- Hugh Meredith, Stephen Potts, and George Webb I have thing of the interest I had, every one of these exerting them- characteriz’d before. selves in recommending business to us. Breintnal particu- Robert Grace, a young gentleman of some fortune, gener- larly procur’d us from the Quakers the printing forty sheets ous, lively, and witty; a lover of punning and of his friends. of their history, the rest being to be done by Keimer; and And William Coleman, then a merchant’s clerk, about my upon this we work’d exceedingly hard, for the price was low. age, who had the coolest, dearest head, the best heart, and It was a folio, pro patria size, in pica, with long primer notes. the exactest morals of almost any man I ever met with. He I compos’d of it a sheet a day, and Meredith worked it off at became afterwards a merchant of great note, and one of our press; it was often eleven at night, and sometimes later, provincial judges. Our friendship continued without inter- before I had finished my distribution for the next day’s work, 57 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin for the little jobbs sent in by our other friends now and then those of my posterity, who shall read it, may know the use put us back. But so determin’d I was to continue doing a of that virtue, when they see its effects in my favour through- sheet a day of the folio, that one night, when, having impos’d out this relation. my forms, I thought my day’s work over, one of them by acci- George Webb, who had found a female friend that lent dent was broken, and two pages reduced to pi, I immediately him wherewith to purchase his time of Keimer, now came to distributed and compos’d it over again before I went to bed; offer himself as a journeyman to us. We could not then em- and this industry, visible to our neighbors, began to give us ploy him; but I foolishly let him know as a secret that I character and credit; particularly, I was told, that mention soon intended to begin a newspaper, and might then have being made of the new printing-office at the merchants’ Ev- work for him. My hopes of success, as I told him, were founded ery-night club, the general opinion was that it must fail, there on this, that the then only newspaper, printed by Bradford, being already two printers in the place, Keimer and Bradford; was a paltry thing, wretchedly manag’d, no way entertain- but Dr. Baird (whom you and I saw many years after at his ing, and yet was profitable to him; I therefore thought a native place, St. Andrew’s in Scotland) gave a contrary opin- good paper would scarcely fail of good encouragement. I ion: “For the industry of that Franklin,” says he, “is superior requested Webb not to mention it; but he told it to Keimer, to any thing I ever saw of the kind; I see him still at work who immediately, to be beforehand with me, published pro- when I go home from club, and he is at work again before his posals for printing one himself, on which Webb was to be neighbors are out of bed.” This struck the rest, and we soon employ’d. I resented this; and, to counteract them, as I could after had offers from one of them to supply us with statio- not yet begin our paper, I wrote several pieces of entertain- nery; but as yet we did not chuse to engage in shop business. ment for Bradford’s paper, under the title of the busy body, I mention this industry the more particularly and the more which Breintnal continu’d some months. By this means the freely, tho’ it seems to be talking in my own praise, that attention of the publick was fixed on that paper, and Keimer’s 58 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin proposals, which we burlesqu’d and ridicul’d, were disre- fects of my having learnt a little to scribble; another was, garded. He began his paper, however, and, after carrying it that the leading men, seeing a newspaper now in the hands on three quarters of a year, with at most only ninety sub- of one who could also handle a pen, thought it convenient scribers, he offered it to me for a trifle; and I, having been to oblige and encourage me. Bradford still printed the votes, ready some time to go on with it, took it in hand directly; and laws, and other publick business. He had printed an and it prov’d in a few years extremely profitable to me. address of the House to the governor, in a coarse, blunder- I perceive that I am apt to speak in the singular number, ing manner, we reprinted it elegantly and correctly, and though our partnership still continu’d; the reason may be sent one to every member. They were sensible of the differ- that, in fact, the whole management of the business lay ence: it strengthened the hands of our friends in the House, upon me. Meredith was no compositor, a poor pressman, and they voted us their printers for the year ensuing. and seldom sober. My friends lamented my connection with Among my friends in the House I must not forget Mr. him, but I was to make the best of it. Hamilton, before mentioned, who was then returned from Our first papers made a quite different appearance from England, and had a seat in it. He interested himself for me any before in the province; a better type, and better printed; strongly in that instance, as he did in many others after- but some spirited remarks of my writing, on the dispute ward, continuing his patronage till his death.* then going on between Governor Burnet and the Massachu- Mr. Vernon, about this time, put me in mind of the debt I setts Assembly, struck the principal people, occasioned the ow’d him, but did not press me. I wrote him an ingenuous paper and the manager of it to be much talk’d of, and in a letter of acknowledgment, crav’d his forbearance a little few weeks brought them all to be our subscribers. longer, which he allow’d me, and as soon as I was able, I Their example was follow’d by many, and our number went paid the principal with interest, and many thanks; so that on growing continually. This was one of the first good ef* I got his son once £500.—[Marg. note.] 59 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin erratum was in some degree corrected. houses, much to our discredit. These two friends were Will- But now another difficulty came upon me which I had iam Coleman and Robert Grace. I told them I could not pro- never the least reason to expect. Mr. Meredith’s father, who pose a separation while any prospect remain’d of the was to have paid for our printing-house, according to the Merediths’ fulfilling their part of our agreement, because I expectations given me, was able to advance only one hun- thought myself under great obligations to them for what dred pounds currency, which had been paid; and a hundred they had done, and would do if they could; but, if they more was due to the merchant, who grew impatient, and finally fail’d in their performance, and our partnership must su’d us all. We gave bail, but saw that, if the money could be dissolv’d, I should then think myself at liberty to accept not be rais’d in time, the suit must soon come to a judgment the assistance of my friends. and execution, and our hopeful prospects must, with us, be Thus the matter rested for some time, when I said to my ruined, as the press and letters must be sold for payment, partner, “Perhaps your father is dissatisfied at the part you perhaps at half price. have undertaken in this affair of ours, and is unwilling to In this distress two true friends, whose kindness I have advance for you and me what he would for you alone. If that never forgotten, nor ever shall forget while I can remember is the case, tell me, and I will resign the whole to you, and any thing, came to me separately, unknown to each other, go about my business.” and, without any application from me, offering each of them “No,” said he, “my father has really been disappointed, to advance me all the money that should be necessary to and is really unable; and I am unwilling to distress him enable me to take the whole business upon myself, if that farther. I see this is a business I am not fit for. I was bred a should be practicable; but they did not like my continuing farmer, and it was a folly in me to come to town, and put the partnership with Meredith, who, as they said, was often myself, at thirty years of age, an apprentice to learn a new seen drunk in the streets, and playing at low games in ale- trade. Many of our Welsh people are going to settle in North 60 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin Carolina, where land is cheap. I am inclin’d to go with them, About this time there was a cry among the people for and follow my old employment. You may find friends to as- more paper money, only fifteen thousand pounds being ex- sist you. If you will take the debts of the company upon tant in the province, and that soon to be sunk. The wealthy you; return to my father the hundred pound he has ad- inhabitants oppos’d any addition, being against all paper vanced; pay my little personal debts, and give me thirty currency, from an apprehension that it would depreciate, as pounds and a new saddle, I will relinquish the partnership, it had done in New England, to the prejudice of all creditors. and leave the whole in your hands.” I agreed to this pro- We had discuss’d this point in our Junto, where I was on the posal: it was drawn up in writing, sign’d, and seal’d immedi- side of an addition, being persuaded that the first small ately. I gave him what he demanded, and he went soon sum struck in 1723 had done much good by increasing the after to Carolina, from whence he sent me next year two trade, employment, and number of inhabitants in the prov- long letters, containing the best account that had been given ince, since I now saw all the old houses inhabited, and many of that country, the climate, the soil, husbandry, etc., for in new ones building; whereas I remembered well, that when I those matters he was very judicious. I printed them in the first walk’d about the streets of Philadelphia, eating my roll, papers, and they gave great satisfaction to the publick. I saw most of the houses in Walnut-street, between Second As soon as he was gone, I recurr’d to my two friends; and and Front streets, with bills on their doors, “To be let”; and because I would not give an unkind preference to either, I many likewise in Chestnut-street and other streets, which took half of what each had offered and I wanted of one, and made me then think the inhabitants of the city were desert- half of the other; paid off the company’s debts, and went on ing it one after another. with the business in my own name, advertising that the Our debates possess’d me so fully of the subject, that I partnership was dissolved. I think this was in or about the wrote and printed an anonymous pamphlet on it, entitled year 1729. “The Nature and Necessity of a Paper Currency.” It was well 61 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin receiv’d by the common people in general; but the rich men advantages, as they were great encouragements. He procured dislik’d it, for it increas’d and strengthen’d the clamor for for me, also, the printing of the laws and votes of that gov- more money, and they happening to have no writers among ernment, which continu’d in my hands as long as I follow’d them that were able to answer it, their opposition slacken’d, the business. and the point was carried by a majority in the House. My I now open’d a little stationer’s shop. I had in it blanks of friends there, who conceiv’d I had been of some service, all sorts, the correctest that ever appear’d among us, being thought fit to reward me by employing me in printing the assisted in that by my friend Breintnal. I had also paper, money; a very profitable jobb and a great help to me. This parchment, chapmen’s books, etc. One Whitemash, a com- was another advantage gain’d by my being able to write. positor I had known in London, an excellent workman, now The utility of this currency became by time and experi- came to me, and work’d with me constantly and diligently; ence so evident as never afterwards to be much disputed; so and I took an apprentice, the son of Aquila Rose. that it grew soon to fifty-five thousand pounds, and in 1739 I began now gradually to pay off the debt I was under for to eighty thousand pounds, since which it arose during war the printing-house. In order to secure my credit and charac- to upwards of three hundred and fifty thousand pounds, ter as a tradesman, I took care not only to be in reality trade, building, and inhabitants all the while increasing, till industrious and frugal, but to avoid all appearances to the I now think there are limits beyond which the quantity may contrary. I drest plainly; I was seen at no places of idle be hurtful. diversion. I never went out a fishing or shooting; a book, I soon after obtain’d, thro’ my friend Hamilton, the print- indeed, sometimes debauch’d me from my work, but that ing of the Newcastle paper money, another profitable jobb was seldom, snug, and gave no scandal; and, to show that I as I then thought it; small things appearing great to those was not above my business, I sometimes brought home the in small circumstances; and these, to me, were really great paper I purchas’d at the stores thro’ the streets on a wheel- 62 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin barrow. Thus being esteem’d an industrious, thriving young length was forc’d to sell his types and return to his country man, and paying duly for what I bought, the merchants who work in Pensilvania. The person that bought them employ’d imported stationery solicited my custom; others proposed Keimer to use them, but in a few years he died. supplying me with books, and I went on swimmingly. In the There remained now no competitor with me at Philadel- mean time, Keimer’s credit and business declining daily, he phia but the old one, Bradford; who was rich and easy, did a was at last forc’d to sell his printing house to satisfy his little printing now and then by straggling hands, but was creditors. He went to Barbadoes, and there lived some years not very anxious about the business. However, as he kept in very poor circumstances. the post-office, it was imagined he had better opportunities His apprentice, David Harry, whom I had instructed while of obtaining news; his paper was thought a better distrib- I work’d with him, set up in his place at Philadelphia, hav- uter of advertisements than mine, and therefore had many, ing bought his materials. I was at first apprehensive of a more, which was a profitable thing to him, and a disadvan- powerful rival in Harry, as his friends were very able, and tage to me; for, tho’ I did indeed receive and send papers by had a good deal of interest. I therefore propos’d a partner- the post, yet the publick opinion was otherwise, for what I ship to him which he, fortunately for me, rejected with scorn. did send was by bribing the riders, who took them privately, He was very proud, dress’d like a gentleman, liv’d expen- Bradford being unkind enough to forbid it, which occasion’d sively, took much diversion and pleasure abroad, ran in debt, some resentment on my part; and I thought so meanly of and neglected his business; upon which, all business left him for it, that, when I afterward came into his situation, I him; and, finding nothing to do, he followed Keimer to took care never to imitate it. Barbadoes, taking the printing-house with him. There this I had hitherto continu’d to board with Godfrey, who lived apprentice employ’d his former master as a journeyman; they in part of my house with his wife and children, and had one quarrel’d often; Harry went continually behindhand, and at side of the shop for his glazier’s business, tho’ he worked 63 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin little, being always absorbed in his mathematics. Mrs. Godfrey tion to retract, and therefore that we should steal a mar- projected a match for me with a relation’s daughter, took riage, which would leave them at liberty to give or withhold opportunities of bringing us often together, till a serious what they pleas’d, I know not; but I suspected the latter, courtship on my part ensu’d, the girl being in herself very resented it, and went no more. Mrs. Godfrey brought me deserving. The old folks encourag’d me by continual invita- afterward some more favorable accounts of their disposi- tions to supper, and by leaving us together, till at length it tion, and would have drawn me on again; but I declared was time to explain. Mrs. Godfrey manag’d our little treaty. absolutely my resolution to have nothing more to do with I let her know that I expected as much money with their that family. This was resented by the Godfreys; we differ’d, daughter as would pay off my remaining debt for the print- and they removed, leaving me the whole house, and I re- ing-house, which I believe was not then above a hundred solved to take no more inmates. pounds. She brought me word they had no such sum to spare; But this affair having turned my thoughts to marriage, I I said they might mortgage their house in the loan-office. look’d round me and made overtures of acquaintance in other The answer to this, after some days, was, that they did not places; but soon found that, the business of a printer being approve the match; that, on inquiry of Bradford, they had generally thought a poor one, I was not to expect money been inform’d the printing business was not a profitable with a wife, unless with such a one as I should not other- one; the types would soon be worn out, and more wanted; wise think agreeable. In the mean time, that hard-to-be- that S. Keimer and D. Harry had failed one after the other, governed passion of youth hurried me frequently into in- and I should probably soon follow them; and, therefore, I trigues with low women that fell in my way, which were was forbidden the house, and the daughter shut up. attended with some expense and great inconvenience, be- Whether this was a real change of sentiment or only arti- sides a continual risque to my health by a distemper which fice, on a supposition of our being too far engaged in affec- of all things I dreaded, though by great good luck I escaped 64 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin it. A friendly correspondence as neighbors and old acquain- we had apprehended, she proved a good and faithful tances had continued between me and Mrs. Read’s family, helpmate, assisted me much by attending the shop; we throve who all had a regard for me from the time of my first lodg- together, and have ever mutually endeavored to make each ing in their house. I was often invited there and consulted other happy. Thus I corrected that great erratum as well as in their affairs, wherein I sometimes was of service. I piti’d I could. poor Miss Read’s unfortunate situation, who was generally About this time, our club meeting, not at a tavern, but in dejected, seldom cheerful, and avoided company. I consid- a little room of Mr. Grace’s, set apart for that purpose, a ered my giddiness and inconstancy when in London as in a proposition was made by me, that, since our books were great degree the cause of her unhappiness, tho’ the mother often referr’d to in our disquisitions upon the queries, it was good enough to think the fault more her own than mine, might be convenient to us to have them altogether where as she had prevented our marrying before I went thither, we met, that upon occasion they might be consulted; and and persuaded the other match in my absence. Our mutual by thus clubbing our books to a common library, we should, affection was revived, but there were now great objections while we lik’d to keep them together, have each of us the to our union. The match was indeed looked upon as invalid, advantage of using the books of all the other members, which a preceding wife being said to be living in England; but this would be nearly as beneficial as if each owned the whole. It could not easily be prov’d, because of the distance; and, was lik’d and agreed to, and we fill’d one end of the room tho’ there was a report of his death, it was not certain. with such books as we could best spare. The number was not Then, tho’ it should be true, he had left many debts, which so great as we expected; and tho’ they had been of great his successor might be call’d upon to pay. We ventured, how- use, yet some inconveniences occurring for want of due care ever, over all these difficulties, and I took her to wife, Sep- of them, the collection, after about a year, was separated, tember 1st, 1730. None of the inconveniences happened that and each took his books home again. 65 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin And now I set on foot my first project of a public nature, The affairs of the Revolution occasion’d the interruption. that for a subscription library. I drew up the proposals, got them put into form by our great scrivener, Brockden, and, Letter from Mr. Abel James, with Notes of my Life by the help of my friends in the Junto, procured fifty sub- (received in Paris). scribers of forty shillings each to begin with, and ten shillings a year for fifty years, the term our company was to “MY DEAR AND HONORED FRIEND: I have often been desir- continue. We afterwards obtain’d a charter, the company ous of writing to thee, but could not be reconciled to the being increased to one hundred: this was the mother of all thought that the letter might fall into the hands of the the North American subscription libraries, now so numer- British, lest some printer or busy-body should publish some ous. It is become a great thing itself, and continually in- part of the contents, and give our friend pain, and myself creasing. These libraries have improved the general conver- censure. sation of the Americans, made the common tradesmen and “Some time since there fell into my hands, to my great farmers as intelligent as most gentlemen from other coun- joy, about twenty-three sheets in thy own handwriting, tries, and perhaps have contributed in some degree to the containing an account of the parentage and life of thyself, stand so generally made throughout the colonies in defense directed to thy son, ending in the year 1730, with which of their privileges. there were notes, likewise in thy writing; a copy of which Memo. Thus far was written with the intention express’d I inclose, in hopes it may be a means, if thou continued it in the beginning and therefore contains several little family up to a later period, that the first and latter part may be anecdotes of no importance to others. What follows was writ- put together; and if it is not yet continued, I hope thee ten many years after in compliance with the advice contain’d will not delay it. Life is uncertain, as the preacher tells us; in these letters, and accordingly intended for the public. and what will the world say if kind, humane, and benevo- 66 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin Letter from Mr. Benjamin Vaughan. lent Ben. Franklin should leave his friends and the world “PARIS, January 31, 1783. deprived of so pleasing and profitable a work; a work which would be useful and entertaining not only to a few, but to millions? The influence writings under that class have on the “My DEAREST SIR: When I had read over your sheets of min- minds of youth is very great, and has nowhere appeared to me so plain, as in our public friend’s journals. It almost in- utes of the principal incidents of your life, recovered for you by your Quaker acquaintance, I told you I would send you a sensibly leads the youth into the resolution of endeavoring to become as good and eminent as the journalist. Should thine, letter expressing my reasons why I thought it would be useful to complete and publish it as he desired. Various con- for instance, when published (and I think it could not fail of it), lead the youth to equal the industry and temperance of cerns have for some time past prevented this letter being written, and I do not know whether it was worth any expec- thy early youth, what a blessing with that class would such a work be! I know of no character living, nor many of them put tation; happening to be at leisure, however, at present, I together, who has so much in his power as thyself to promote a greater spirit of industry and early attention to business, shall by writing, at least interest and instruct myself; but as frugality, and temperance with the American youth. Not that I think the work would have no other merit and use in the of your manners, I shall only tell you how I would address world, far from it; but the first is of such vast importance that I know nothing that can equal it.” but less diffident. I would say to him, Sir, I solicit the his- the terms I am inclined to use may tend to offend a person any other person, who was as good and as great as yourself, tory of your life from the following motives: Your history is so remarkable, that if you do not give it, somebody else will The foregoing letter and the minutes accompanying it be- certainly give it; and perhaps so as nearly to do as much ing shown to a friend, I received from him the following: harm, as your own management of the thing might do good. It will moreover present a table of the internal circumstances 67 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin of your country, which will very much tend to invite to it mating and becoming prepared for a reasonable course in settlers of virtuous and manly minds. And considering the life, your discovery that the thing is in many a man’s pri- eagerness with which such information is sought by them, vate power, will be invaluable! Influence upon the private and the extent of your reputation, I do not know of a more character, late in life, is not only an influence late in life, efficacious advertisement than your biography would give. but a weak influence. It is in youth that we plant our chief All that has happened to you is also connected with the habits and prejudices; it is in youth that we take our party detail of the manners and situation of a rising people; and as to profession, pursuits and matrimony. In youth, there- in this respect I do not think that the writings of Caesar and fore, the turn is given; in youth the education even of the Tacitus can be more interesting to a true judge of human next generation is given; in youth the private and public nature and society. But these, sir, are small reasons, in my character is determined; and the term of life extending but opinion, compared with the chance which your life will give from youth to age, life ought to begin well from youth, and for the forming of future great men; and in conjunction more especially before we take our party as to our principal with your Art of Virtue (which you design to publish) of objects. But your biography will not merely teach self-edu- improving the features of private character, and consequently cation, but the education of a wise man; and the wisest of aiding all happiness, both public and domestic. The two man will receive lights and improve his progress, by seeing works I allude to, sir, will in particular give a noble rule and detailed the conduct of another wise man. And why are example of self-education. School and other education con- weaker men to be deprived of such helps, when we see our stantly proceed upon false principles, and show a clumsy race has been blundering on in the dark, almost without a apparatus pointed at a false mark; but your apparatus is guide in this particular, from the farthest trace of time? simple, and the mark a true one; and while parents and Show then, sir, how much is to be done, both to sons and young persons are left destitute of other just means of esti- fathers; and invite all wise men to become like yourself, and 68 other men to become wise. When we see how cruel states- sidered) than human life? men and warriors can be to the human race, and how absurd “Some men have been virtuous blindly, others have specu- distinguished men can be to their acquaintance, it will be lated fantastically, and others have been shrewd to bad pur- instructive to observe the instances multiply of pacific, ac- poses; but you, sir, I am sure, will give under your hand, quiescing manners; and to find how compatible it is to be nothing but what is at the same moment, wise, practical great and domestic, enviable and yet good-humored. and good, your account of yourself (for I suppose the paral- “The little private incidents which you will also have to lel I am drawing for Dr. Franklin, will hold not only in point relate, will have considerable use, as we want, above all of character, but of private history) will show that you are things, rules of prudence in ordinary affairs; and it will be ashamed of no origin; a thing the more important, as you curious to see how you have acted in these. It will be so far prove how little necessary all origin is to happiness, virtue, a sort of key to life, and explain many things that all men or greatness. As no end likewise happens without a means, ought to have once explained to them, to give, them a chance so we shall find, sir, that even you yourself framed a plan by of becoming wise by foresight. The nearest thing to having which you became considerable; but at the same time we experience of one’s own, is to have other people’s affairs may see that though the event is flattering,the means are brought before us in a shape that is interesting; this is sure as simple as wisdom could make them;that is, depending to happen from your pen; our affairs and management will upon nature, virtue, thought and habit.Another thing dem- have an air of simplicity or importance that will not fail to onstrated will be the propriety of everyman’s waiting for his strike; and I am convinced you have conducted them with time for appearing upon the stage of the world. Our sensa- as much originality as if you had been conducting discus- tions being very much fixed to the moment, we are apt to sions in politics or philosophy; and what more worthy of forget that more moments are to follow the first, and conse- experiments and system (its importance and its errors con- quently that man should arrange his conduct so as to suit 69 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin the whole of a life. Your attribution appears to have been various character, and which brings all that belongs to it applied to your life, and the passing moments of it have into greater play; and it is the more useful, as perhaps more been enlivened with content and enjoyment instead of be- persons are at a loss for the means of improving their minds ing tormented with foolish impatience or regrets. Such a and characters, than they are for the time or the inclination conduct is easy for those who make virtue and themselves to do it. But there is one concluding reflection, sir, that will in countenance by examples of other truly great men, of shew the use of your life as a mere piece of biography. This whom patience is so often the characteristic. Your Quaker style of writing seems a little gone out of vogue, and yet it correspondent, sir (for here again I will suppose the subject is a very useful one; and your specimen of it may be par- of my letter resembling Dr. Franklin), praised your frugality, ticularly serviceable, as it will make a subject of comparison diligence and temperance, which he considered as a pattern with the lives of various public cutthroats and intriguers, for all youth; but it is singular that he should have forgot- and with absurd monastic self- tormentors or vain literary ten your modesty and your disinterestedness, without which triflers. If it encourages more writings of the same kind with you never could have waited for your advancement, or found your own, and induces more men to spend lives fit to be your situation in the mean time comfortable; which is a written, it will be worth all Plutarch’s Lives put together. strong lesson to show the poverty of glory and the impor- But being tired of figuring to myself a character of which tance of regulating our minds. If this correspondent had every feature suits only one man in the world, without giv- known the nature of your reputation as well as I do, he ing him the praise of it, I shall end my letter, my dear Dr. would have said, Your former writings and measures would Franklin, with a personal application to your proper self. I secure attention to your Biography, and Art of Virtue; and am earnestly desirous, then, my dear sir, that you should let your Biography and Art of Virtue, in return, would secure the world into the traits of your genuine character, as civil attention to them. This is an advantage attendant upon a broils nay otherwise tend to disguise or traduce it. Consid- 70 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ering your great age, the caution of your character, and your of taking their share in the scramble of life, or at least of peculiar style of thinking, it is not likely that any one be- making it comfortable principally for themselves. Take then, sides yourself can be sufficiently master of the facts of your my dear sir, this work most speedily into hand: shew your- life, or the intentions of your mind. Besides all this, the self good as you are good; temperate as you are temperate; immense revolution of the present period, will necessarily and above all things, prove yourself as one, who from your turn our attention towards the author of it, and when virtu- infancy have loved justice, liberty and concord, in a way ous principles have been pretended in it, it will be highly that has made it natural and consistent for you to have important to shew that such have really influenced; and, as acted, as we have seen you act in the last seventeen years your own character will be the principal one to receive a of your life. Let Englishmen be made not only to respect, scrutiny, it is proper (even for its effects upon your vast and but even to love you. When they think well of individuals in rising country, as well as upon England and upon Europe) your native country, they will go nearer to thinking well of that it should stand respectable and eternal. For the fur- your country; and when your countrymen see themselves therance of human happiness, I have always maintained that well thought of by Englishmen, they will go nearer to think- it is necessary to prove that man is not even at present a ing well of England. Extend your views even further; do not vicious and detestable animal; and still more to prove that stop at those who speak the English tongue, but after hav- good management may greatly amend him; and it is for much ing settled so many points in nature and politics, think of the same reason, that I am anxious to see the opinion es- bettering the whole race of men. As I have not read any part tablished, that there are fair characters existing among the of the life in question, but know only the character that individuals of the race; for the moment that all men, with- lived it, I write somewhat at hazard. I am sure, however, out exception, shall be conceived abandoned, good people that the life and the treatise I allude to (on the Art of Vir- will cease efforts deemed to be hopeless, and perhaps think tue) will necessarily fulfil the chief of my expectations; and 71 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin still more so if you take up the measure of suiting these uncertain and having just now a little leisure, I will en- performances to the several views above stated. Should they deavor to recollect and write what I can; if I live to get even prove unsuccessful in all that a sanguine admirer of home, it may there be corrected and improv’d. yours hopes from them, you will at least have framed pieces Not having any copy here of what is already written, I to interest the human mind; and whoever gives a feeling of know not whether an account is given of the means I used pleasure that is innocent to man, has added so much to the to establish the Philadelphia public library, which, from a fair side of a life otherwise too much darkened by anxiety small beginning, is now become so considerable, though I and too much injured by pain. In the hope, therefore, that remember to have come down to near the time of that trans- you will listen to the prayer addressed to you in this letter, action (1730). I will therefore begin here with an account of I beg to subscribe myself, my dearest sir, etc., etc., it, which may be struck out if found to have been already given. “Signed, BENJ. VAUGHAN.” At the time I establish’d myself in Pennsylvania, there was not a good bookseller’s shop in any of the colonies to Continuation of the Account of my Life, begun at Passy, the southward of Boston. In New York and Philad’a the print- near Paris, 1784. ers were indeed stationers; they sold only paper, etc., almanacs, ballads, and a few common school- books. Those who It is some time since I receiv’d the above letters, but I lov’d reading were oblig’d to send for their books from En- have been too busy till now to think of complying with the gland; the members of the Junto had each a few. We had left request they contain. It might, too, be much better done if the alehouse, where we first met, and hired a room to hold I were at home among my papers, which would aid my our club in. I propos’d that we should all of us bring our memory, and help to ascertain dates; but my return being books to that room, where they would not only be ready to 72 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin consult in our conferences, but become a common benefit, was imitated by other towns, and in other provinces. The each of us being at liberty to borrow such as he wish’d to libraries were augmented by donations; reading became fash- read at home. This was accordingly done, and for some time ionable; and our people, having no publick amusements to contented us. divert their attention from study, became better acquainted Finding the advantage of this little collection, I propos’d with books, and in a few years were observ’d by strangers to to render the benefit from books more common, by com- be better instructed and more intelligent than people of the mencing a public subscription library. I drew a sketch of the same rank generally are in other countries. plan and rules that would be necessary, and got a skilful When we were about to sign the above-mentioned articles, conveyancer, Mr. Charles Brockden, to put the whole in form which were to be binding upon us, our heirs, etc., for fifty of articles of agreement to be subscribed, by which each years, Mr. Brockden, the scrivener, said to us, “You are young subscriber engag’d to pay a certain sum down for the first men, but it is scarcely probable that any of you will live to purchase of books, and an annual contribution for increas- see the expiration of the term fix’d in the instrument.” A ing them. So few were the readers at that time in Philadel- number of us, however, are yet living; but the instrument phia, and the majority of us so poor, that I was not able, was after a few years rendered null by a charter that incor- with great industry, to find more than fifty persons, mostly porated and gave perpetuity to the company. young tradesmen, willing to pay down for this purpose forty The objections and reluctances I met with in soliciting shillings each, and ten shillings per annum. On this little the subscriptions, made me soon feel the impropriety of fund we began. The books were imported; the library wag presenting one’s self as the proposer of any useful project, opened one day in the week for lending to the subscribers, that might be suppos’d to raise one’s reputation in the small- on their promissory notes to pay double the value if not est degree above that of one’s neighbors, when one has need duly returned. The institution soon manifested its utility, of their assistance to accomplish that project. I therefore 73 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin put myself as much as I could out of sight, and stated it as business two printers, who were established in the place a scheme of a number of friends, who had requested me to before me. My circumstances, however, grew daily easier. My go about and propose it to such as they thought lovers of original habits of frugality continuing, and my father hav- reading. In this way my affair went on more smoothly, and I ing, among his instructions to me when a boy, frequently ever after practis’d it on such occasions; and, from my fre- repeated a proverb of Solomon, “Seest thou a man diligent quent successes, can heartily recommend it. The present in his calling, he shall stand before kings, he shall not stand little sacrifice of your vanity will afterwards be amply re- before mean men,” I from thence considered industry as a paid. If it remains a while uncertain to whom the merit means of obtaining wealth and distinction, which encourag’d belongs, some one more vain than yourself will be encour- me, tho’ I did not think that I should ever literally stand aged to claim it, and then even envy will be disposed to do before kings, which, however, has since happened; for I have you justice by plucking those assumed feathers, and restor- stood before five, and even had the honor of sitting down ing them to their right owner. with one, the King of Denmark, to dinner. This library afforded me the means of improvement by We have an English proverb that says, “He that would constant study, for which I set apart an hour or two each thrive, must ask his wife.” It was lucky for me that I had day, and thus repair’d in some degree the loss of the learned one as much dispos’d to industry and frugality as myself. education my father once intended for me. Reading was the She assisted me cheerfully in my business, folding and stitch- only amusement I allow’d myself. I spent no time in tav- ing pamphlets, tending shop, purchasing old linen rags for erns, games, or frolicks of any kind; and my industry in my the papermakers, etc., etc. We kept no idle servants, our business continu’d as indefatigable as it was necessary. I table was plain and simple, our furniture of the cheapest. was indebted for my printing-house; I had a young family For instance, my breakfast was a long time bread and milk coming on to be educated, and I had to contend with for (no tea), and I ate it out of a twopenny earthen porringer, 74 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin with a pewter spoon. But mark how luxury will enter fami- ing good to man; that our souls are immortal; and that all lies, and make a progress, in spite of principle: being call’d crime will be punished, and virtue rewarded, either here or one morning to breakfast, I found it in a China bowl, with a hereafter. These I esteem’d the essentials of every religion; spoon of silver! They had been bought for me without my and, being to be found in all the religions we had in our knowledge by my wife, and had cost her the enormous sum country, I respected them all, tho’ with different degrees of of three-and-twenty shillings, for which she had no other respect, as I found them more or less mix’d with other ar- excuse or apology to make, but that she thought her hus- ticles, which, without any tendency to inspire, promote, or band deserv’d a silver spoon and China bowl as well as any confirm morality, serv’d principally to divide us, and make of his neighbors. This was the first appearance of plate and us unfriendly to one another. This respect to all, with an China in our house, which afterward, in a course of years, as opinion that the worst had some good effects, induc’d me to our wealth increas’d, augmented gradually to several hun- avoid all discourse that might tend to lessen the good opin- dred pounds in value. ion another might have of his own religion; and as our prov- I had been religiously educated as a Presbyterian; and ince increas’d in people, and new places of worship were tho’ some of the dogmas of that persuasion, such as the continually wanted, and generally erected by voluntary con- eternal decrees of God, election, reprobation, etc., appeared tributions, my mite for such purpose, whatever might be to me unintelligible, others doubtful, and I early absented the sect, was never refused. myself from the public assemblies of the sect, Sunday being Tho’ I seldom attended any public worship, I had still an my studying day, I never was without some religious prin- opinion of its propriety, and of its utility when rightly con- ciples. I never doubted, for instance, the existence of the ducted, and I regularly paid my annual subscription for the Deity; that he made the world, and govern’d it by his Provi- support of the only Presbyterian minister or meeting we dence; that the most acceptable service of God was the do- had in Philadelphia. He us’d to visit me sometimes as a friend, 75 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin and admonish me to attend his administrations, and I was These might be all good things; but, as they were not the now and then prevail’d on to do so, once for five Sundays kind of good things that I expected from that text, I de- successively. Had he been in my opinion a good preacher, spaired of ever meeting with them from any other, was dis- perhaps I might have continued, notwithstanding the occa- gusted, and attended his preaching no more. I had some sion I had for the Sunday’s leisure in my course of study; years before compos’d a little Liturgy, or form of prayer, for but his discourses were chiefly either polemic arguments, or my own private use (viz., in 1728), entitled, Articles of Be- explications of the peculiar doctrines of our sect, and were lief and Acts of Religion. I return’d to the use of this, and all to me very dry, uninteresting, and unedifying, since not went no more to the public assemblies. My conduct might a single moral principle was inculcated or enforc’d, their be blameable, but I leave it, without attempting further to aim seeming to be rather to make us Presbyterians than excuse it; my present purpose being to relate facts, and not good citizens. to make apologies for them. At length he took for his text that verse of the fourth It was about this time I conceiv’d the bold and arduous chapter of Philippians, “Finally, brethren, whatsoever things project of arriving at moral perfection. I wish’d to live with- are true, honest, just, pure, lovely, or of good report, if there out committing any fault at any time; I would conquer all be any virtue, or any praise, think on these things.” And I that either natural inclination, custom, or company might imagin’d, in a sermon on such a text, we could not miss of lead me into. As I knew, or thought I knew, what was right having some morality. But he confin’d himself to five points and wrong, I did not see why I might not always do the one only, as meant by the apostle, viz.: 1. Keeping holy the and avoid the other. But I soon found I had undertaken a Sabbath day. 2. Being diligent in reading the holy Scrip- task of more difficulty than I bad imagined. While my care tures. 3. Attending duly the publick worship. 4. Partaking was employ’d in guarding against one fault, I was often sur- of the Sacrament. 5. Paying a due respect to God’s ministers. prised by another; habit took the advantage of inattention; 76 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin inclination was sometimes too strong for reason. I concluded, These names of virtues, with their precepts, were: at length, that the mere speculative conviction that it was our interest to be completely virtuous, was not sufficient to 1. TEMPERANCE. Eat not to dullness; drink not to elevation. prevent our slipping; and that the contrary habits must be broken, and good ones acquired and established, before we 2. SILENCE. Speak not but what may benefit others or your- can have any dependence on a steady, uniform rectitude of self; avoid trifling conversation. conduct. For this purpose I therefore contrived the following method. 3. ORDER. Let all your things have their places; let each part In the various enumerations of the moral virtues I had met of your business have its time. with in my reading, I found the catalogue more or less numerous, as different writers included more or fewer ideas under the 4. RESOLUTION. Resolve to perform what you ought; per- same name. Temperance, for example, was by some confined to form without fail what you resolve. eating and drinking, while by others it was extended to mean the moderating every other pleasure, appetite, inclination, or 5. FRUGALITY. Make no expense but to do good to others or passion, bodily or mental, even to our avarice and ambition. I yourself; i.e., waste nothing. propos’d to myself, for the sake of clearness, to use rather more names, with fewer ideas annex’d to each, than a few names 6. INDUSTRY. Lose no time; be always employ’d in some- with more ideas; and I included under thirteen names of vir- thing useful; cut off all unnecessary actions. tues all that at that time occurr’d to me as necessary or desirable, and annexed to each a short precept, which fully express’d 7. SINCERITY. Use no hurtful deceit; think innocently and the extent I gave to its meaning. justly, and, if you speak, speak accordingly. 77 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin 8. JUSTICE. Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the them at a time; and, when I should be master of that, then benefits that are your duty. to proceed to another, and so on, till I should have gone thro’ the thirteen; and, as the previous acquisition of some 9. MODERATION. Avoid extreams; forbear resenting injuries might facilitate the acquisition of certain others, I arrang’d so much as you think they deserve. them with that view, as they stand above. Temperance first, as it tends to procure that coolness and clearness of head, 10. CLEANLINESS. Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, cloaths, which is so necessary where constant vigilance was to be or habitation. kept up, and guard maintained against the unremitting attraction of ancient habits, and the force of perpetual temp- 11. TRANQUILLITY. Be not disturbed at trifles, or at acci- tations. This being acquir’d and establish’d, Silence would dents common or unavoidable. be more easy; and my desire being to gain knowledge at the same time that I improv’d in virtue, and considering that in 12. CHASTITY. Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, conversation it was obtain’d rather by the use of the ears never to dulness, weakness, or the injury of your own or than of the tongue, and therefore wishing to break a habit I another’s peace or reputation. was getting into of prattling, punning, and joking, which only made me acceptable to trifling company, I gave Silence 13. HUMILITY. Imitate Jesus and Socrates. the second place. This and the next, Order, I expected would allow me more time for attending to my project and my My intention being to acquire the habitude of all these studies. Resolution, once become habitual, would keep me virtues, I judg’d it would be well not to distract my atten- firm in my endeavors to obtain all the subsequent virtues; tion by attempting the whole at once, but to fix it on one of Frugality and Industry freeing me from my remaining debt, 78 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin FORM and producing affluence and independence, would make more OF THE PAGES EAT NOT TO DULNESS; DRINK NOT TO ELEVATION. easy the practice of Sincerity and Justice, etc., etc. Conceiving then, that, agreeably to the advice of Pythagoras in his Golden Verses, daily examination would be necessary, I contrived the following method for conducting that examination. S. M. T. W. T. F. S. T. I made a little book, in which I allotted a page for each of the virtues. I rul’d each page with red ink, so as to have S. * * seven columns, one for each day of the week, marking each O. ** * column with a letter for the day. I cross’d these columns R. with thirteen red lines, marking the beginning of each line F. with the first letter of one of the virtues, on which line, and I. in its proper column, I might mark, by a little black spot, S. every fault I found upon examination to have been commit- J. ted respecting that virtue upon that day. M. I determined to give a week’s strict attention to each of the virtues successively. Thus, in the first week, my great C. guard was to avoid every the least offence against Temper- T. ance, leaving the other virtues to their ordinary chance, C. only marking every evening the faults of the day. Thus, if in H. the first week I could keep my first line, marked T, clear of spots, I suppos’d the habit of that virtue so much 79 * * * * * * * * * * * The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin strengthen’d and its opposite weaken’d, that I might ven- Another from Cicero, ture extending my attention to include the next, and for the following week keep both lines clear of spots. Proceed- “O vitae Philosophia dux! O virtutum indagatrix ing thus to the last, I could go thro’ a course compleat in expultrixque vitiorum! Unus dies, bene et ex praeceptis thirteen weeks, and four courses in a year. And like him tuis actus, peccanti immortalitati est anteponendus.” who, having a garden to weed, does not attempt to eradicate all the bad herbs at once, which would exceed his reach Another from the Proverbs of Solomon, speaking of wis- and his strength, but works on one of the beds at a time, dom or virtue: and, having accomplish’d the first, proceeds to a second, so I should have, I hoped, the encouraging pleasure of seeing “Length of days is in her right hand, and in her left hand on my pages the progress I made in virtue, by clearing suc- riches and honour. Her ways are ways of pleasantness, cessively my lines of their spots, till in the end, by a num- and all her paths are peace.” iii. 16, 17. ber of courses, I should he happy in viewing a clean book, after a thirteen weeks’ daily examination. And conceiving God to be the fountain of wisdom, I This my little book had for its motto these lines from thought it right and necessary to solicit his assistance for Addison’s Cato: obtaining it; to this end I formed the following little prayer, which was prefix’d to my tables of examination, for daily “Here will I hold. If there’s a power above us use. (And that there is all nature cries aloud “O powerful Goodness! bountiful Father! merciful Guide! Thro’ all her works), He must delight in virtue; increase in me that wisdom which discovers my truest inter- And that which he delights in must be happy.” est. Strengthen my resolutions to perform what that wis- 80 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin dom dictates. Accept my kind offices to thy other children as the only return in my power for thy continual favors to The Morning. Question. What good shall I do this day? me.” I used also sometimes a little prayer which I took from Thomson’s Poems, viz.: “Father of light and life, thou Good Supreme! O teach me what is good; teach me Thyself! Save me from folly, vanity, and vice, From every low pursuit; and fill my soul With knowledge, conscious peace, and virtue pure; Sacred, substantial, never-fading bliss!” Noon. The precept of Order requiring that every part of my business should have its allotted time, one page in my little {} } 7 Rise, wash, and address Powerful Goodness! Contrive day's business and take the resolution of the day; prosecute the present study, and breakfast. 8 9 10 11 Work. 5 6 {} 12 1 } {} 2 3 4 5 book contain’d the following scheme of employment for the twenty- four hours of a natural day: Evenining. Question. What good have I done today? 81 6 7 8 9 Read, or overlook my accounts, and dine. Work. Put things in their places. Supper. Music or diversion, or conversation. Examination of the day. The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin Night. {} 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 with a multiplicity of affairs that interfered; but I always carried my little book with me. My scheme of ORDER gave me the most trouble; and I Sleep. found that, tho’ it might be practicable where a man’s business was such as to leave him the disposition of his time, that of a journeyman printer, for instance, it was not pos- I enter’d upon the execution of this plan for self-exami- sible to be exactly observed by a master, who must mix with nation, and continu’d it with occasional intermissions for the world, and often receive people of business at their own some time. I was surpris’d to find myself so much fuller of hours. Order, too, with regard to places for things, papers, faults than I had imagined; but I had the satisfaction of etc., I found extreamly difficult to acquire. I had not been seeing them diminish. To avoid the trouble of renewing now early accustomed to it, and, having an exceeding good and then my little book, which, by scraping out the marks memory, I was not so sensible of the inconvenience attend- on the paper of old faults to make room for new ones in a ing want of method. This article, therefore, cost me so much new course, became full of holes, I transferr’d my tables and painful attention, and my faults in it vexed me so much, precepts to the ivory leaves of a memorandum book, on which and I made so little progress in amendment, and had such the lines were drawn with red ink, that made a durable stain, frequent relapses, that I was almost ready to give up the and on those lines I mark’d my faults with a black-lead pen- attempt, and content myself with a faulty character in that cil, which marks I could easily wipe out with a wet sponge. respect,the man who, in buying an ax of a smith, my After a while I went thro’ one course only in a year, and neighbour, desired to have the whole of its surface as bright afterward only one in several years, till at length I omitted as the edge. The smith consented to grind it bright for him them entirely, being employ’d in voyages and business abroad, if he would turn the wheel; he turn’d, while the smith press’d 82 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin the broad face of the ax hard and heavily on the stone, der; and now I am grown old, and my memory bad, I feel which made the turning of it very fatiguing. The man came very sensibly the want of it. But, on the whole, tho’ I never every now and then from the wheel to see how the work arrived at the perfection I had been so ambitious of obtain- went on, and at length would take his ax as it was, without ing, but fell far short of it, yet I was, by the endeavour, a farther grinding. “No,” said the smith, “turn on, turn on; better and a happier man than I otherwise should have been we shall have it bright by-and-by; as yet, it is only speck- if I had not attempted it; as those who aim at perfect writ- led.” “Yes,” said the man, “but I think I like a speckled ax ing by imitating the engraved copies, tho’ they never reach best.” And I believe this may have been the case with many, the wish’d-for excellence of those copies, their hand is who, having, for want of some such means as I employ’d, mended by the endeavor, and is tolerable while it continues found the difficulty of obtaining good and breaking bad fair and legible. habits in other points of vice and virtue, have given up the It may be well my posterity should be informed that to struggle, and concluded that “a speckled ax was best”; for this little artifice, with the blessing of God, their ancestor something, that pretended to be reason, was every now and ow’d the constant felicity of his life, down to his 79th year, then suggesting to me that such extream nicety as I ex- in which this is written. What reverses may attend the re- acted of myself might be a kind of foppery in morals, which, mainder is in the hand of Providence; but, if they arrive, the if it were known, would make me ridiculous; that a perfect reflection on past happiness enjoy’d ought to help his bear- character might be attended with the inconvenience of be- ing them with more resignation. To Temperance he ascribes ing envied and hated; and that a benevolent man should his long-continued health, and what is still left to him of a allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in counte- good constitution; to Industry and Frugality, the early easi- nance. ness of his circumstances and acquisition of his fortune, In truth, I found myself incorrigible with respect to Or- with all that knowledge that enabled him to be a useful 83 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin citizen, and obtained for him some degree of reputation book The Art of Virtue,* because it would have shown the among the learned; to Sincerity and Justice, the confidence means and manner of obtaining virtue, which would have of his country, and the honorable employs it conferred upon distinguished it from the mere exhortation to be good, that him; and to the joint influence of the whole mass of the does not instruct and indicate the means, but is like the virtues, even in the imperfect state he was able to acquire apostle’s man of verbal charity, who only without showing them, all that evenness of temper, and that cheerfulness in to the naked and hungry how or where they might get clothes conversation, which makes his company still sought for, and or victuals, exhorted them to be fed and clothed.—James ii. agreeable even to his younger acquaintance. I hope, there- 15, 16. fore, that some of my descendants may follow the example But it so happened that my intention of writing and pub- and reap the benefit. lishing this comment was never fulfilled. I did, indeed, from It will be remark’d that, tho’ my scheme was not wholly time to time, put down short hints of the sentiments, rea- without religion, there was in it no mark of any of the sonings, etc., to be made use of in it, some of which I have distingishing tenets of any particular sect. I had purposely still by me; but the necessary close attention to private avoided them; for, being fully persuaded of the utility and business in the earlier part of thy life, and public business excellency of my method, and that it might be serviceable since, have occasioned my postponing it; for, it being con- to people in all religions, and intending some time or other nected in my mind with a great and extensive project, that to publish it, I would not have any thing in it that should required the whole man to execute, and which an unfore- prejudice any one, of any sect, against it. I purposed writ- seen succession of employs prevented my attending to, it ing a little comment on each virtue, in which I would have has hitherto remain’d unfinish’d. shown the advantages of possessing it, and the mischiefs In this piece it was my design to explain and enforce this attending its opposite vice; and I should have called my *Nothing so likely to make a man’s fortune as virtue. —[Marg. note.] 84 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin doctrine, that vicious actions are not hurtful because they I cannot boast of much success in acquiring the reality of are forbidden, but forbidden because they are hurtful, the this virtue, but I had a good deal with regard to the appear- nature of man alone considered; that it was, therefore, ev- ance of it. I made it a rule to forbear all direct contradiction ery one’s interest to be virtuous who wish’d to be happy to the sentiments of others, and all positive assertion of my even in this world; and I should, from this circumstance own. I even forbid myself, agreeably to the old laws of our (there being always in the world a number of rich merchants, Junto, the use of every word or expression in the language nobility, states, and princes, who have need of honest in- that imported a fix’d opinion, such as certainly, undoubt- struments for the management of their affairs, and such edly, etc., and I adopted, instead of them, I conceive, I ap- being so rare), have endeavored to convince young persons prehend, or I imagine a thing to be so or so; or it so appears that no qualities were so likely to make a poor man’s for- to me at present. When another asserted something that I tune as those of probity and integrity. thought an error, I deny’d myself the pleasure of contradict- My list of virtues contain’d at first but twelve; but a Quaker ing him abruptly, and of showing immediately some absur- friend having kindly informed me that I was generally dity in his proposition; and in answering I began by observ- thought proud; that my pride show’d itself frequently in ing that in certain cases or circumstances his opinion would conversation; that I was not content with being in the right be right, but in the present case there appear’d or seem’d to when discussing any point, but was overbearing, and rather me some difference, etc. I soon found the advantage of this insolent, of which he convinc’d me by mentioning several change in my manner; the conversations I engag’d in went instances; I determined endeavouring to cure myself, if I on more pleasantly. The modest way in which I propos’d my could, of this vice or folly among the rest, and I added Hu- opinions procur’d them a readier recep tion and less contra- mility to my list) giving an extensive meaning to the diction; I had less mortification when I was found to be in word. the wrong, and I more easily prevail’d with others to give up 85 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin their mistakes and join with me when I happened to be in [Thus far written at Passy, 1741.] the right. And this mode, which I at first put on with some violence [I am now about to write at home, August, 1788, but can not to natural inclination, became at length so easy, and so have the help expected from my papers, many of them being habitual to me, that perhaps for these fifty years past no lost in the war. I have, however, found the following.]* one has ever heard a dogmatical expression escape me. And to this habit (after my character of integrity) I think it HAVING mentioned a great and extensive project which I had principally owing that I had early so much weight with my conceiv’d, it seems proper that some account should be here fellow- citizens when I proposed new institutions, or alter- given of that project and its object. Its first rise in my mind ations in the old, and so much influence in public councils appears in the following little paper, accidentally preserv’d, viz.: when I became a member; for I was but a bad speaker, never Observations on my reading history, in Library, May 19th, eloquent, subject to much hesitation in my choice of words, 1731. hardly correct in language, and yet I generally carried my “That the great affairs of the world, the wars, revolutions, points. etc., are carried on and affected by parties. In reality, there is, perhaps, no one of our natural pas- “That the view of these parties is their present general sions so hard to subdue as pride. Disguise it, struggle with interest, or what they take to be such. it, beat it down, stifle it, mortify it as much as one pleases, “That the different views of these different parties occa- it is still alive, and will every now and then peep out and sion all confusion. show itself; you will see it, perhaps, often in this history; “That while a party is carrying on a general design, each for, even if I could conceive that I had compleatly overcome man has his particular private interest in view. it, I should probably be proud of my humility. *This is a marginal memorandum.—B. 86 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin “That as soon as a party has gain’d its general point, each hereafter, when my circumstances should afford me the nec- member becomes intent upon his particular interest; which, essary leisure, I put down from time to time, on pieces of thwarting others, breaks that party into divisions, and oc- paper, such thoughts as occurr’d to me respecting it. Most casions more confusion. of these are lost; but I find one purporting to be the sub- “That few in public affairs act from a meer view of the good stance of an intended creed) containing, as I thought, the of their country, whatever they may pretend; and, tho’ their essentials of every known religion, and being free of every actings bring real good to their country, yet men primarily thing that might shock the professors of any religion. It is considered that their own and their country’s interest was express’d in these words, viz.: united, and did not act from a principle of benevolence. “That there is one God, who made all things. “That fewer still, in public affairs, act with a view to the “That he governs the world by his providence. good of mankind. “That he ought to be worshiped by adoration, prayer, and “There seems to me at present to be great occasion for thanksgiving. raising a United Party for Virtue, by forming the virtuous “But that the most acceptable service of God is doing good and good men of all nations into a regular body, to be to man. govern’d by suitable good and wise rules, which good and “That the soul is immortal. wise men may probably be more unanimous in their obedi- “And that God will certainly reward virtue and punish ence to, than common people are to common laws. vice either here or hereafter.”* “I at present think that whoever attempts this aright, My ideas at that time were, that the sect should be begun and is well qualified, can not fail of pleasing God, and of and spread at first among young and single men only; that meeting with success. B. F.” *In the Middle Ages, Franklin, if such a phenomenon as Franklin were possible in the Middle Ages, would probably have been the founder of a monastic order.—B. Revolving this project in my mind, as to be undertaken 87 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin each person to be initiated should not only declare his as- cumstances, and the necessity I was under of sticking close sent to such creed, but should have exercised himself with to my business, occasion’d my postponing the further pros- the thirteen weeks’ examination and practice of the vir- ecution of it at that time; and my multifarious occupations, tues) as in the before-mention’d model; that the existence public and private, induc’d me to continue postponing, so of such a society should he kept a secret, till it was become that it has been omitted till I have no longer strength or considerable, to prevent solicitations for the admission of activity left sufficient for such an enterprise; tho’ I am still improper persons, but that the members should each of them of opinion that it was a practicable scheme, and might have search among his acquaintance for ingenuous, well-disposed been very useful, by forming a great number of good citi- youths, to whom, with prudent caution, the scheme should zens; and I was not discourag’d by the seeming magnitude be grad ually communicated; that the members should en- of the undertaking, as I have always thought that one man gage to afford their advice, assistance, and support to each of tolerable abilities may work great changes, and accom- other in promoting one another’s interests, business, and plish great affairs among mankind, if he first forms a good advancement in life; that, for distinction, we should be call’d plan, and, cutting off all amusements or other employments The Society of the Free and Easy: free, as being, by the that would divert his attention, makes the execution of that general practice and habit of the virtues, free from the do- same plan his sole study and business. minion of vice; and particularly by the practice of industry In 1732 I first publish’d my Almanack, under the name of and frugality, free from debt, which exposes a man to con- Richard Saunders; it was continu’d by me about twenty-five finement, and a species of slavery to his creditors. years, commonly call’d Poor Richard’s Almanac. I endeavor’d This is as much as I can now recollect of the project, ex- to make it both entertaining and useful, and it accordingly cept that I communicated it in part to two young men, who came to be in such demand, that I reap’d considerable profit adopted it with some enthusiasm; but my then narrow cir- from it, vending annually near ten thousand. And observing 88 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin that it was generally read, scarce any neighborhood in the to distribute gratis among their poor parishioners and ten- province being without it, I consider’d it as a proper vehicle ants. In Pennsylvania, as it discouraged useless expense in for conveying instruction among the common people, who foreign superfluities, some thought it had its share of influ- bought scarcely any other books; I therefore filled all the ence in producing that growing plenty of money which was little spaces that occurr’d between the remarkable days in observable for several years after its publication. the calendar with proverbial sentences, chiefly such as in- I considered my newspaper, also, as another means of com- culcated industry and frugality, as the means of procuring municating instruction, and in that view frequently reprinted wealth, and thereby securing virtue; it being more difficult in it extracts from the Spectator, and other moral writers; for a man in want, to act always honestly, as, to use here and sometimes publish’d little pieces of my own, which had one of those proverbs, it is hard for an empty sack to stand been first compos’d for reading in our Junto. Of these are a up-right. Socratic dialogue, tending to prove that, whatever might be These proverbs, which contained the wisdom of many ages his parts and abilities, a vicious man could not properly be and nations, I assembled and form’d into a connected dis- called a man of sense; and a discourse on self-denial, show- course prefix’d to the Almanack of 1757, as the harangue of ing that virtue was not secure till its practice became a habi- a wise old man to the people attending an auction. The tude, and was free from the opposition of contrary inclina- bringing all these scatter’d counsels thus into a focus en- tions. These may be found in the papers about the begin- abled them to make greater impression. The piece, being ning Of 1735. universally approved, was copied in all the newspapers of In the conduct of my newspaper, I carefully excluded all the Continent; reprinted in Britain on a broad side, to be libelling and personal abuse, which is of late years become stuck up in houses; two translations were made of it in so disgraceful to our country. Whenever I was solicited to French, and great numbers bought by the clergy and gentry, insert anything of that kind, and the writers pleaded, as 89 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin they generally did, the liberty of the press, and that a news- ample that such a course of conduct will not, on the whole, paper was like a stagecoach, in which any one who would be injurious to their interests. pay had a right to a place, my answer was, that I would In 1733 I sent one of my journeymen to Charleston, South print the piece separately if desired, and the author might Carolina, where a printer was wanting. I furnish’d him with have as many copies as he pleased to distribute himself, but a press and letters, on an agreement of partnership, by which that I would not take upon me to spread his detraction; and I was to receive one-third of the profits of the business, that, having contracted with my subscribers to furnish them paying one-third of the expense. He was a man of learning, with what might be either useful or entertaining, I could and honest but ignorant in matters of account; and, tho’ he not fill their papers with private altercation, in which they sometimes made me remittances, I could get no account had no concern, without doing them manifest injustice. Now, from him, nor any satisfactory state of our partnership while many of our printers make no scruple of gratifying the mal- he lived. On his decease, the business was continued by his ice of individuals by false accusations of the fairest charac- widow, who, being born and bred in Holland, where, as I have ters among ourselves, augmenting animosity even to the been inform’d, the knowledge of accounts makes a part of producing of duels; and are, moreover, so indiscreet as to female education, she not only sent me as clear a state as she print scurrilous reflections on the government of neighbor- could find of the transactions past, but continued to account ing states, and even on the conduct of our best national with the greatest regularity and exactness every quarter af- allies, which may be attended with the most pernicious con- terwards, and managed the business with such success, that sequences. These things I mention as a caution to young she not only brought up reputably a family of children, but, printers, and that they may be encouraged not to pollute at the expiration of the term, was able to purchase of me the their presses and disgrace their profession by such infamous printing-house, and establish her son in it. practices, but refuse steadily, as they may see by my ex- I mention this affair chiefly for the sake of recommend- 90 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ing that branch of education for our young females, as likely zealous partisan, and contributed all I could to raise a party to be of more use to them and their children, in case of in his favour, and we combated for him a while with some widowhood, than either music or dancing, by preserving them hopes of success. There was much scribbling pro and con from losses by imposition of crafty men, and enabling them upon the occasion; and finding that, tho’ an elegant preacher, to continue, perhaps, a profitable mercantile house, with he was but a poor writer, I lent him my pen and wrote for establish’d correspondence, till a son is grown up fit to un- him two or three pamphlets, and one piece in the Gazette of dertake and go on with it, to the lasting advantage and April, 1735. Those pamphlets, as is generally the case with enriching of the family. controversial writings, tho’ eagerly read at the time, were About the year 1734 there arrived among us from Ireland soon out of vogue, and I question whether a single copy of a young Presbyterian preacher, named Hemphill, who deliv- them now exists. ered with a good voice, and apparently extempore, most During the contest an unlucky occurrence hurt his cause excellent discourses, which drew together considerable num- exceedingly. One of our adversaries having heard him preach bers of different persuasion, who join’d in admiring them. a sermon that was much admired, thought he had some- Among the rest, I became one of his constant hearers, his where read the sermon before, or at least a part of it. On sermons pleasing me, as they had little of the dogmatical search he found that part quoted at length, in one of the kind, but inculcated strongly the practice of virtue, or what British Reviews, from a discourse of Dr. Foster’s. This detec- in the religious stile are called good works. Those, however, tion gave many of our party disgust, who accordingly aban- of our congregation, who considered themselves as ortho- doned his cause, and occasion’d our more speedy discomfi- dox Presbyterians, disapprov’d his doctrine, and were join’d ture in the synod. I stuck by him, however, as I rather by most of the old clergy, who arraign’d him of heterodoxy approv’d his giving us good sermons compos’d by others, before the synod, in order to have him silenc’d. I became his than bad ones of his own manufacture, tho’ the latter was 91 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin the practice of our common teachers. He afterward struction in a Latin school, and that when very young, after acknowledg’d to me that none of those he preach’d were his which I neglected that language entirely. But, when I had own; adding, that his memory was such as enabled him to attained an acquaintance with the French, Italian, and Span- retain and repeat any sermon after one reading only. On our ish, I was surpriz’d to find, on looking over a Latin Testa- defeat, he left us in search elsewhere of better fortune, and I ment, that I understood so much more of that language quitted the congregation, never joining it after, tho’ I continu’d than I had imagined, which encouraged me to apply myself many years my subscription for the support of its ministers. again to the study of it, and I met with more success, as I had begun in 1733 to study languages; I soon made myself those preceding languages had greatly smooth’d my way. so much a master of the French as to be able to read the books From these circumstances, I have thought that there is with ease. I then undertook the Italian. An acquaintance, who some inconsistency in our common mode of teaching lan- was also learning it, us’d often to tempt me to play chess with guages. We are told that it is proper to begin first with the him. Finding this took up too much of the time I had to spare Latin, and, having acquir’d that, it will be more easy to for study, I at length refus’d to play any more, unless on this attain those modern languages which are deriv’d from it; condition, that the victor in every game should have a right to and yet we do not begin with the Greek, in order more eas- impose a task, either in parts of the grammar to be got by ily to acquire the Latin. It is true that, if you can clamber heart, or in translations, etc., which tasks the vanquish’d was and get to the top of a staircase without using the steps, to perform upon honour, before our next meeting. As we play’d you will more easily gain them in descending; but certainly, pretty equally, we thus beat one another into that language. I if you begin with the lowest you will with more ease ascend afterwards with a little painstaking, acquir’d as much of the to the top; and I would therefore offer it to the consider- Spanish as to read their books also. ation of those who superintend the education of our youth, I have already mention’d that I had only one year’s in- whether, since many of those who begin with the Latin quit 92 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin the same after spending some years without having made business till he was grown up, when I assisted him with an any great proficiency, and what they have learnt becomes assortment of new types, those of his father being in a man- almost useless, so that their time has been lost, it would ner worn out. Thus it was that I made my brother ample not have been better to have begun with the French, pro- amends for the service I had depriv’d him of by leaving him ceeding to the Italian, etc.; for, tho’, after spending the so early. same time, they should quit the study of languages and never In 1736 I lost one of my sons, a fine boy of four years old, arrive at the Latin, they would, however, have acquired an- by the small-pox, taken in the common way. I long regret- other tongue or two, that, being in modern use, might be ted bitterly, and still regret that I had not given it to him by serviceable to them in common life. inoculation. This I mention for the sake of parents who omit After ten years’ absence from Boston, and having become that operation, on the supposition that they should never easy in my circumstances, I made a journey thither to visit forgive themselves if a child died under it; my example show- my relations, which I could not sooner well afford. In re- ing that the regret may be the same either way, and that, turning, I call’d at Newport to see my brother, then settled therefore, the safer should be chosen. there with his printing-house. Our former differences were Our club, the Junto, was found so useful, and afforded forgotten, and our meeting was very cordial and affection- such satisfaction to the members, that several were desirous ate. He was fast declining in his health, and requested of of introducing their friends, which could not well be done me that, in case of his death, which he apprehended not far without exceeding what we had settled as a convenient num- distant, I would take home his son, then but ten years of ber, viz., twelve. We had from the beginning made it a rule age, and bring him up to the printing business. This I ac- to keep our institution a secret, which was pretty well cordingly perform’d, sending him a few years to school be- observ’d; the intention was to avoid applications of improper fore I took him into the office. His mother carried on the persons for admittance, some of whom, perhaps, we might 93 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin find it difficult to refuse. I was one of those who were against tion, and instruction, besides answering, in some consider- any addition to our number, but, instead of it, made in writ- able degree, our views of influencing the public opinion on ing a proposal, that every member separately should en- particular occasions, of which I shall give some instances in deavor to form a subordinate club, with the same rules re- course of time as they happened. specting queries, etc., and without informing them of the My first promotion was my being chosen, in 1736, clerk of connection with the Junto. The advantages proposed were, the General Assembly. The choice was made that year with- the improvement of so many more young citizens by the use out opposition; but the year following, when I was again of our institutions; our better acquaintance with the gen- propos’d (the choice, like that of the members, being an- eral sentiments of the inhabitants on any occasion, as the nual), a new member made a long speech against me, in Junto member might propose what queries we should de- order to favour some other candidate. I was, however, cho- sire, and was to report to the Junto what pass’d in his sepa- sen, which was the more agreeable to me, as, besides the rate club; the promotion of our particular interests in busi- pay for the immediate service as clerk, the place gave me a ness by more extensive recommendation, and the increase better opportunity of keeping up an interest among the of our influence in public affairs, and our power of doing members, which secur’d to me the business of printing the good by spreading thro’ the several clubs the sentiments of votes, laws, paper money, and other occasional jobbs for the the Junto. public, that, on the whole, were very profitable. The project was approv’d, and every member undertook to I therefore did not like the opposition of this new mem- form his club, but they did not all succeed. Five or six only ber, who was a gentleman of fortune and education, with were compleated, which were called by different names, as talents that were likely to give him, in time, great influence the Vine, the Union, the Band, etc. They were useful to them- in the House, which, indeed, afterwards happened. I did selves, and afforded us a good deal of amusement, informa- not, however, aim at gaining his favour by paying any ser- 94 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin vile respect to him, but, after some time, took this other from him the commission and offered it to me. I accepted it method. Having heard that he had in his library a certain readily, and found it of great advantage; for, tho’ the salary very scarce and curious book, I wrote a note to him, ex- was small, it facilitated the correspondence that improv’d pressing my desire of perusing that book, and requesting he my newspaper, increas’d the number demanded, as well as would do me the favour of lending it to me for a few days. the advertisements to be inserted, so that it came to afford He sent it immediately, and I return’d it in about a week me a considerable income. My old competitor’s newspaper with another note, expressing strongly my sense of the declin’d proportionably, and I was satisfy’d without retali- favour. When we next met in the House, he spoke to me ating his refusal, while postmaster, to permit my papers be- (which he had never done before), and with great civility; ing carried by the riders. Thus he suffer’d greatly from his and he ever after manifested a readiness to serve me on all neglect in due accounting; and I mention it as a lesson to occasions, so that we became great friends, and our friend- those young men who may be employ’d in managing affairs ship continued to his death. This is another instance of the for others, that they should always render accounts, and truth of an old maxim I had learned, which says, “He that make remittances, with great clearness and punctuality. The has once done you a kindness will be more ready to do you character of observing such a conduct is the most powerful another, than he whom you yourself have obliged.” And it of all recommendations to new employments and increase shows how much more profitable it is prudently to remove, of business. than to resent, return, and continue inimical proceedings. I began now to turn my thoughts a little to public affairs, In 1737, Colonel Spotswood, late governor of Virginia, and beginning, however, with small matters. The city watch was then postmaster-general, being dissatisfied with the con- one of the first things that I conceiv’d to want regulation. It duct of his deputy at Philadelphia, respecting some negli- was managed by the constables of the respective wards in gence in rendering, and inexactitude of his accounts, took turn; the constable warned a number of housekeepers to 95 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin attend him for the night. Those who chose never to attend This idea, being approv’d by the Junto, was communicated paid him six shillings a year to be excus’d, which was suppos’d to the other clubs, but as arising in each of them; and though to be for hiring substitutes, but was, in reality, much more the plan was not immediately carried into execution, yet, than was necessary for that purpose, and made the by preparing the minds of people for the change, it paved constableship a place of profit; and the constable, for a little the way for the law obtained a few years after, when the drink, often got such ragamuffins about him as a watch, members of our clubs were grown into more influence. that respectable housekeepers did not choose to mix with. About this time I wrote a paper (first to be read in Junto, Walking the rounds, too, was often neglected, and most of but it was afterward publish’d) on the different accidents the nights spent in tippling. I thereupon wrote a paper, to and carelessnesses by which houses were set on fire, with be read in Junto, representing these irregularities, but in- cautions against them, and means proposed of avoiding them. sisting more particularly on the inequality of this six-shil- This was much spoken of as a useful piece, and gave rise to ling tax of the constables, respecting the circumstances of a project, which soon followed it, of forming a company for those who paid it, since a poor widow housekeeper, all whose the more ready extinguishing of fires, and mutual assistance property to be guarded by the watch did not perhaps exceed in removing and securing the goods when in danger. Associ- the value of fifty pounds, paid as much as the wealthiest ates in this scheme were presently found, amounting to merchant, who had thousands of pounds worth of goods in thirty. Our articles of agreement oblig’d every member to his stores. keep always in good order, and fit for use, a certain number On the whole, I proposed as a more effectual watch, the of leather buckets, with strong bags and baskets (for pack- hiring of proper men to serve constantly in that business; ing and transporting of goods), which were to be brought to and as a more equitable way of supporting the charge the every fire; and we agreed to meet once a month and spend a levying a tax that should be proportion’d to the property. social evening together, in discoursing and communicating 96 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin such ideas as occurred to us upon the subject of fires, as the house in which they began has been half consumed. might be useful in our conduct on such occasions. In 1739 arrived among us from Ireland the Reverend Mr. The utility of this institution soon appeared, and many Whitefield, who had made himself remarkable there as an more desiring to be admitted than we thought convenient itinerant preacher. He was at first permitted to preach in for one company, they were advised to form another, which some of our churches; but the clergy, taking a dislike to was accordingly done; and this went on, one new company him, soon refus’d him their pulpits, and he was oblig’d to being formed after another, till they became so numerous as preach in the fields. The multitudes of all sects and denomi- to include most of the inhabitants who were men of prop- nations that attended his sermons were enormous, and it erty; and now, at the time of my writing this, tho’ upward of was matter of speculation to me, who was one of the num- fifty years since its establishment, that which I first formed, ber, to observe the extraordinary influence of his oratory on called the Union Fire Company, still subsists and flourishes, his hearers, and bow much they admir’d and respected him, tho’ the first members are all deceas’d but myself and one, notwithstanding his common abuse of them, by assuring who is older by a year than I am. The small fines that have them that they were naturally half beasts and half devils. It been paid by members for absence at the monthly meetings was wonderful to see the change soon made in the manners have been apply’d to the purchase of fire-engines, ladders, of our inhabitants. From being thoughtless or indifferent fire-hooks, and other useful implements for each company, about religion, it seem’d as if all the world were growing so that I question whether there is a city in the world better religious, so that one could not walk thro’ the town in an provided with the means of putting a stop to beginning evening without hearing psalms sung in different families conflagrations; and, in fact, since these institutions, the of every street. city has never lost by fire more than one or two houses at a And it being found inconvenient to assemble in the open time, and the flames have often been extinguished before air, subject to its inclemencies, the building of a house to 97 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin meet in was no sooner propos’d, and persons appointed to ing set down in the woods, unqualified for clearing land, receive contributions, but sufficient sums were soon receiv’d and unable to endure the hardships of a new settlement, to procure the ground and erect the building, which was perished in numbers, leaving many helpless children unpro- one hundred feet long and seventy broad, about the size of vided for. The sight of their miserable situation inspir’d the Westminster Hall; and the work was carried on with such benevolent heart of Mr. Whitefield with the idea of building spirit as to be finished in a much shorter time than could an Orphan House there, in which they might be supported have been expected. Both house and ground were vested in and educated. Returning northward, he preach’d up this char- trustees, expressly for the use of any preacher of any reli- ity, and made large collections, for his eloquence had a won- gious persuasion who might desire to say something to the derful power over the hearts and purses of his hearers, of people at Philadelphia; the design in building not being to which I myself was an instance. accommodate any particular sect, but the inhabitants in I did not disapprove of the design, but, as Georgia was general; so that even if the Mufti of Constantinople were to then destitute of materials and workmen, and it was pro- send a missionary to preach Mohammedanism to us, he would posed to send them from Philadelphia at a great expense, I find a pulpit at his service. thought it would have been better to have built the house Mr. Whitefield, in leaving us, went preaching all the way here, and brought the children to it. This I advis’d; but he thro’ the colonies to Georgia. The settlement of that prov- was resolute in his first project, rejected my counsel, and I ince had lately been begun, but, instead of being made with therefore refus’d to contribute. I happened soon after to hardy, industrious husbandmen, accustomed to labor, the attend one of his sermons, in the course of which I per- only people fit for such an enterprise, it was with families ceived he intended to finish with a collection, and I silently of broken shop-keepers and other insolvent debtors, many resolved he should get nothing from me, I had in my pocket of indolent and idle habits, taken out of the jails, who, be- a handful of copper money, three or four silver dollars, and 98 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin five pistoles in gold. As he proceeded I began to soften, and had the least suspicion of his integrity, but am to this day concluded to give the coppers. Another stroke of his oratory decidedly of opinion that he was in all his conduct a per- made me asham’d of that, and determin’d me to give the fectly honest man, and methinks my testimony in his favour silver; and he finish’d so admirably, that I empty’d my pocket ought to have the more weight, as we had no religious con- wholly into the collector’s dish, gold and all. At this sermon nection. He us’d, indeed, sometimes to pray for my conver- there was also one of our club, who, being of my sentiments sion, but never had the satisfaction of believing that his respecting the building in Georgia, and suspecting a collec- prayers were heard. Ours was a mere civil friendship, sincere tion might be intended, had, by precaution, emptied his on both sides, and lasted to his death. pockets before he came from home. Towards the conclusion The following instance will show something of the terms of the discourse, however, he felt a strong desire to give, on which we stood. Upon one of his arrivals from England at and apply’d to a neighbour, who stood near him, to borrow Boston, he wrote to me that he should come soon to Phila- some money for the purpose. The application was unfortu- delphia, but knew not where he could lodge when there, as nately [made] to perhaps the only man in the company who he understood his old friend and host, Mr. Benezet, was had the firmness not to be affected by the preacher. His removed to Germantown. My answer was, “You know my answer was, “At any other time, Friend Hopkinson, I would house; if you can make shift with its scanty accommoda- lend to thee freely; but not now, for thee seems to be out of tions, you will be most heartily welcome.” He reply’d, that thy right senses.” if I made that kind offer for Christ’s sake, I should not miss Some of Mr. Whitefield’s enemies affected to suppose that of a reward. And I returned, “Don’t let me be mistaken; it he would apply these collections to his own private emolu- was not for Christ’s sake, but for your sake.” One of our ment; but I who was intimately acquainted with him (being common acquaintance jocosely remark’d, that, knowing it employed in printing his Sermons and Journals, etc.), never to be the custom of the saints, when they received any favour, 99 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin to shift the burden of the obligation from off their own shoul- thirty thousand. This reconcil’d me to the newspaper ac- ders, and place it in heaven, I had contriv’d to fix it on earth. counts of his having preach’d to twenty-five thousand people The last time I saw Mr. Whitefield was in London, when he in the fields, and to the antient histories of generals ha- consulted me about his Orphan House concern, and his pur- ranguing whole armies, of which I had sometimes doubted. pose of appropriating it to the establishment of a college. By hearing him often, I came to distinguish easily be- He had a loud and clear voice, and articulated his words tween sermons newly compos’d, and those which he had and sentences so perfectly, that he might be heard and un- often preach’d in the course of his travels. His delivery of derstood at a great distance, especially as his auditories, the latter was so improv’d by frequent repetitions that ev- however numerous, observ’d the most exact silence. He ery accent, every emphasis, every modulation of voice, was preach’d one evening from the top of the Court-house steps, so perfectly well turn’d and well plac’d, that, without being which are in the middle of Market-street, and on the west interested in the subject, one could not help being pleas’d side of Second-street, which crosses it at right angles. Both with the discourse; a pleasure of much the same kind with streets were fill’d with his hearers to a considerable dis- that receiv’d from an excellent piece of musick. This is an tance. Being among the hindmost in Market-street, I had advantage itinerant preachers have over those who are sta- the curiosity to learn how far he could be heard, by retiring tionary, as the latter can not well improve their delivery of backwards down the street towards the river; and I found a sermon by so many rehearsals. his voice distinct till I came near Front-street, when some His writing and printing from time to time gave great noise in that street obscur’d it. Imagining then a semi-circle, advantage to his enemies; unguarded expressions, and even of which my distance should be the radius, and that it were erroneous opinions, delivered in preaching, might have been fill’d with auditors, to each of whom I allow’d two square afterwards explain’d or qualifi’d by supposing others that feet, I computed that he might well be heard by more than might have accompani’d them, or they might have been 100 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin deny’d; but litera scripta monet. Critics attack’d his writings with printing-houses in different colonies, on the same terms violently, and with so much appearance of reason as to di- with that in Carolina. Most of them did well, being enabled minish the number of his votaries and prevent their encrease; at the end of our term, six years, to purchase the types of so that I am of opinion if he had never written any thing, me and go on working for themselves, by which means sev- he would have left behind him a much more numerous and eral families were raised. Partnerships often finish in quar- important sect, and his reputation might in that case have rels; but I was happy in this, that mine were all carried on been still growing, even after his death, as there being noth- and ended amicably, owing, I think, a good deal to the pre- ing of his writing on which to found a censure and give him caution of having very explicitly settled, in our articles, a lower character, his proselytes would be left at liberty to every thing to be done by or expected from each partner, so feign for him as great a variety of excellence as their enthu- that there was nothing to dispute, which precaution I would siastic admiration might wish him to have possessed. therefore recommend to all who enter into partnerships; for, My business was now continually augmenting, and my cir- whatever esteem partners may have for, and confidence in cumstances growing daily easier, my newspaper having be- each other at the time of the contract, little jealousies and come very profitable, as being for a time almost the only disgusts may arise, with ideas of inequality in the care and one in this and the neighbouring provinces. I experienced, burden of the business, etc., which are attended often with too, the truth of the observation, “that after getting the breach of friendship and of the connection, perhaps with first hundred pound, it is more easy to get the second,” lawsuits and other disagreeable consequences. money itself being of a prolific nature. I had, on the whole, abundant reason to be satisfied with The partnership at Carolina having succeeded, I was my being established in Pennsylvania. There were, however, encourag’d to engage in others, and to promote several of two things that I regretted, there being no provision for my workmen, who had behaved well, by establishing them defense, nor for a compleat education of youth; no militia, 101 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin nor any college. I therefore, in 1743, drew up a proposal for with the necessity of union and discipline for our defense, establishing an academy; and at that time, thinking the and promis’d to propose in a few days an association, to be Reverend Mr. Peters, who was out of employ, a fit person to generally signed for that purpose. The pamphlet had a sud- superintend such an institution, I communicated the project den and surprising effect. I was call’d upon for the instru- to him; but he, having more profitable views in the service ment of association, and having settled the draft of it with of the proprietaries, which succeeded, declin’d the under- a few friends, I appointed a meeting of the citizens in the taking; and, not knowing another at that time suitable for large building before mentioned. The house was pretty full; such a trust, I let the scheme lie a while dormant. I suc- I had prepared a number of printed copies, and provided ceeded better the next year, 1744, in proposing and estab- pens and ink dispers’d all over the room. I harangued them lishing a Philosophical Society. The paper I wrote for that a little on the subject, read the paper, and explained it, and purpose will be found among my writings, when collected. then distributed the copies, which were eagerly signed, not With respect to defense, Spain having been several years the least objection being made. at war against Great Britain, and being at length join’d by When the company separated, and the papers were col- France, which brought us into great danger; and the laboured lected, we found above twelve hundred hands; and, other and long-continued endeavour of our governor, Thomas, to copies being dispersed in the country, the subscribers prevail with our Quaker Assembly to pass a militia law, and amounted at length to upward of ten thousand. These all make other provisions for the security of the province, hav- furnished themselves as soon as they could with arms, formed ing proved abortive, I determined to try what might be done themselves into companies and regiments, chose their own by a voluntary association of the people. To promote this, I officers, and met every week to be instructed in the manual first wrote and published a pamphlet, entitled PLAIN TRUTH, exercise, and other parts of military discipline. The women, in which I stated our defenceless situation in strong lights, by subscriptions among themselves, provided silk colors, 102 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin which they presented to the companies, painted with dif- and said he would lend us six. After a few more bumpers he ferent devices and mottos, which I supplied. advanc’d to ten; and at length he very good-naturedly con- The officers of the companies composing the Philadelphia ceded eighteen. They were fine cannon, eighteen-pounders, regiment, being met, chose me for their colonel; but, con- with their carriages, which we soon transported and mounted ceiving myself unfit, I declin’d that station, and recom- on our battery, where the associators kept a nightly guard mended Mr. Lawrence, a fine person, and man of influence, while the war lasted, and among the rest I regularly took who was accordingly appointed. I then propos’d a lottery to my turn of duty there as a common soldier. defray the expense of building a battery below the town, My activity in these operations was agreeable to the gov- and furnishing it with cannon. It filled expeditiously, and ernor and council; they took me into confidence, and I was the battery was soon erected, the merlons being fram’d of consulted by them in every measure wherein their concur- logs and fill’d with earth. We bought some old cannon from rence was thought useful to the association. Calling in the Boston, but, these not being sufficient, we wrote to En- aid of religion, I propos’d to them the proclaiming a fast, to gland for more, soliciting, at the same time, our proprietar- promote reformation, and implore the blessing of Heaven ies for some assistance, tho’ without much expectation of on our undertaking. They embrac’d the motion; but, as it obtaining it. was the first fast ever thought of in the province, the secre- Meanwhile, Colonel Lawrence, William Allen, Abram Tay- tary had no precedent from which to draw the proclama- lor, Esqr., and myself were sent to New York by the associators, tion. My education in New England, where a fast is pro- commission’d to borrow some cannon of Governor Clinton. claimed every year, was here of some advantage: I drew it in He at first refus’d us peremptorily; but at dinner with his the accustomed stile, it was translated into German, printed council, where there was great drinking of Madeira wine, as in both languages, and divulg’d thro’ the province. This gave the custom of that place then was, he softened by degrees, the clergy of the different sects an opportunity of influenc- 103 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ing their congregations to join in the association, and it election. Possibly, as they dislik’d my late intimacy with the would probably have been general among all but Quakers if members of council, who had join’d the governors in all the the peace had not soon interven’d. disputes about military preparations, with which the House It was thought by some of my friends that, by my activity had long been harass’d, they might have been pleas’d if I in these affairs, I should offend that sect, and thereby lose would voluntarily have left them; but they did not care to my interest in the Assembly of the province, where they displace me on account merely of my zeal for the associa- formed a great majority. A young gentleman who had like- tion, and they could not well give another reason. wise some friends in the House, and wished to succeed me Indeed I had some cause to believe that the defense of as their clerk, acquainted me that it was decided to displace the country was not disagreeable to any of them, provided me at the next election; and he, therefore, in good will, they were not requir’d to assist in it. And I found that a advis’d me to resign, as more consistent with my honour much greater number of them than I could have imagined, than being turn’d out. My answer to him was, that I had tho’ against offensive war, were clearly for the defensive. read or heard of some public man who made it a rule never Many pamphlets pro and con were publish’d on the subject, to ask for an office, and never to refuse one when offer’d to and some by good Quakers, in favour of defense, which I him. “I approve,” says I, “of his rule, and will practice it believe convinc’d most of their younger people. with a small addition; I shall never ask, never refuse, nor A transaction in our fire company gave me some insight ever resign an office. If they will have my office of clerk to into their prevailing sentiments. It had been propos’d that dispose of to another, they shall take it from me. I will not, we should encourage the scheme for building a battery by by giving it up, lose my right of some time or other making laying out the present stock, then about sixty pounds, in reprisals on my adversaries.” I heard, however, no more of tickets of the lottery. By our rules, no money could be dispos’d this; I was chosen again unanimously as usual at the next of till the next meeting after the proposal. The company 104 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin consisted of thirty members, of which twenty-two were Quak- that they were determin’d to come and vote with us if there ers, and eight only of other persuasions. We eight punctu- should be occasion, which they hop’d would not be the case, ally attended the meeting; but, tho’ we thought that some and desir’d we would not call for their assistance if we could of the Quakers would join us, we were by no means sure of a do without it, as their voting for such a measure might em- majority. Only one Quaker, Mr. James Morris, appear’d to broil them with their elders and friends. Being thus secure oppose the measure. He expressed much sorrow that it had of a majority, I went up, and after a little seeming hesita- ever been propos’d, as he said Friends were all against it, tion, agreed to a delay of another hour. This Mr. Morris allow’d and it would create such discord as might break up the com- to be extreamly fair. Not one of his opposing friends appear’d, pany. We told him that we saw no reason for that; we were at which he express’d great surprize; and, at the expiration the minority, and if Friends were against the measure, and of the hour, we carry’d the resolution eight to one; and as, outvoted us, we must and should, agreeably to the usage of of the twenty-two Quakers, eight were ready to vote with all societies, submit. When the hour for business arriv’d it us, and thirteen, by their absence, manifested that they was mov’d to put the vote; he allow’d we might then do it by were not inclin’d to oppose the measure, I afterward esti- the rules, but, as he could assure us that a number of mem- mated the proportion of Quakers sincerely against defense bers intended to be present for the purpose of opposing it, as one to twenty-one only; for these were all regular mem- it would be but candid to allow a little time for their ap- bers of that society, and in good reputation among them, pearing. and had due notice of what was propos’d at that meeting. While we were disputing this, a waiter came to tell me The honorable and learned Mr. Logan, who had always two gentlemen below desir’d to speak with me. I went down, been of that sect, was one who wrote an address to them, and found they were two of our Quaker members. They told declaring his approbation of defensive war, and supporting me there were eight of them assembled at a tavern just by; his opinion by many strong arguments. He put into my hands 105 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin sixty pounds to be laid out in lottery tickets for the battery, My being many years in the Assembly, the majority of with directions to apply what prizes might be drawn wholly which were constantly Quakers, gave me frequent opportu- to that service. He told me the following anecdote of his old nities of seeing the embarrassment given them by their prin- master, William Penn, respecting defense. He came over from ciple against war, whenever application was made to them, England, when a young man, with that proprietary, and as by order of the crown, to grant aids for military purposes. his secretary. It was war-time, and their ship was chas’d by They were unwilling to offend government, on the one hand, an armed vessel, suppos’d to be an enemy. Their captain by a direct refusal; and their friends, the body of the Quak- prepar’d for defense; but told William Penn and his com- ers, on the other, by a compliance contrary to their prin- pany of Quakers, that he did not expect their assistance, ciples; hence a variety of evasions to avoid complying, and and they might retire into the cabin, which they did, except modes of disguising the compliance when it became un- James Logan, who chose to stay upon deck, and was quarter’d avoidable. The common mode at last was, to grant money to a gun. The suppos’d enemy prov’d a friend, so there was no under the phrase of its being “for the king’s use,” and never fighting; but when the secretary went down to communicate to inquire how it was applied. the intelligence, William Penn rebuk’d him severely for stay- But, if the demand was not directly from the crown, that ing upon deck, and undertaking to assist in defending the phrase was found not so proper, and some other was to be vessel, contrary to the principles of Friends, especially as it invented. As, when powder was wanting (I think it was for had not been required by the captain. This reproof, being the garrison at Louisburg), and the government of New En- before all the company, piqu’d the secretary, who answer’d, “I gland solicited a grant of some from Pennsilvania, which being thy servant, why did thee not order me to come down? was much urg’d on the House by Governor Thomas, they But thee was willing enough that I should stay and help to could not grant money to buy powder, because that was an fight the ship when thee thought there was danger.” ingredient of war; but they voted an aid to New England of 106 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin three thousand pounds, to he put into the hands of the ing establish’d and published it as one of their principles governor, and appropriated it for the purchasing of bread, that no kind of war was lawful, and which, being once pub- flour, wheat, or other grain. Some of the council, desirous of lished, they could not afterwards, however they might change giving the House still further embarrassment, advis’d the their minds, easily get rid of, reminds me of what I think a governor not to accept provision, as not being the thing he more prudent conduct in another sect among us, that of the had demanded; but be reply’d, “I shall take the money, for I Dunkers. I was acquainted with one of its founders, Michael understand very well their meaning; other grain is gunpow- Welfare, soon after it appear’d. He complain’d to me that der,” which he accordingly bought, and they never objected they were grievously calumniated by the zealots of other to it.* persuasions, and charg’d with abominable principles and It was in allusion to this fact that, when in our fire com- practices, to which they were utter strangers. I told him this pany we feared the success of our proposal in favour of the had always been the case with new sects, and that, to put a lottery, and I had said to my friend Mr. Syng, one of our stop to such abuse, I imagin’d it might be well to publish members, “If we fail, let us move the purchase of a fire- the articles of their belief, and the rules of their discipline. engine with the money; the Quakers can have no objection He said that it had been propos’d among them, but not agreed to that; and then, if you nominate me and I you as a com- to, for this reason: “When we were first drawn together as a mittee for that purpose, we will buy a great gun, which is society,” says he, “it had pleased God to enlighten our minds certainly a fire-engine.” “I see,” says he, “you have improv’d so far as to see that some doctrines, which we once es- by being so long in the Assembly; your equivocal project teemed truths, were errors; and that others, which we had would be just a match for their wheat or other grain.” esteemed errors, were real truths. From time to time He has These embarrassments that the Quakers suffer’d from hav- been pleased to afford us farther light, and our principles have been improving, and our errors di- *See the votes.—[Marg. note.] 107 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin minishing. Now we are not sure that we are arrived at the having, in 1742, invented an open stove for the better warm- end of this progression, and at the perfection of spiritual or ing of rooms, and at the same time saving fuel, as the fresh theological knowledge; and we fear that, if we should once air admitted was warmed in entering, I made a present of print our confession of faith, we should feel ourselves as if the model to Mr. Robert Grace, one of my early friends, who, bound and confin’d by it, and perhaps be unwilling to re- having an iron-furnace, found the casting of the plates for ceive farther improvement, and our successors still more so, these stoves a profitable thing, as they were growing in de- as conceiving what we their elders and founders had done, mand. To promote that demand, I wrote and published a to be something sacred, never to be departed from.” pamphlet, entitled “An Account of the new-invented Penn- This modesty in a sect is perhaps a singular instance in sylvania Fireplaces; wherein their Construction and Manner the history of mankind, every other sect supposing itself in of Operation is particularly explained; their Advantages above possession of all truth, and that those who differ are so far every other Method of warming Rooms demonstrated; and in the wrong; like a man traveling in foggy weather, those all Objections that have been raised against the Use of them at some distance before him on the road he sees wrapped up answered and obviated,” etc. This pamphlet had a good ef- in the fog, as well as those behind him, and also the people fect. Gov’r. Thomas was so pleas’d with the construction of in the fields on each side, but near him all appears clear, this stove, as described in it, that he offered to give me a tho’ in truth he is as much in the fog as any of them. To patent for the sole vending of them for a term of years; but avoid this kind of embarrassment, the Quakers have of late I declin’d it from a principle which has ever weighed with years been gradually declining the public service in the As- me on such occasions, viz., That, as we enjoy great advan- sembly and in the magistracy, choosing rather to quit their tages from the inventions of others, we should be glad of an power than their principle. opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours; and In order of time, I should have mentioned before, that 108 this we should do freely and generously. The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin An ironmonger in London however, assuming a good deal to be paid in quotas yearly for five years; by so dividing it, of my pamphlet, and working it up into his own, and mak- I judg’d the subscription might be larger, and I believe it ing some small changes in the machine, which rather hurt was so, amounting to no less, if I remember right, than five its operation, got a patent for it there, and made, as I was thousand pounds. told, a little fortune by it. And this is not the only instance In the introduction to these proposals, I stated their pub- of patents taken out for my inventions by others, tho’ not lication, not as an act of mine, but of some publick-spirited always with the same success, which I never contested, as gentlemen, avoiding as much as I could, according to my having no desire of profiting by patents myself, and hating usual rule, the presenting myself to the publick as the au- disputes. The use of these fireplaces in very many houses, thor of any scheme for their benefit. both of this and the neighbouring colonies, has been, and is, a great saving of wood to the inhabitants. The subscribers, to carry the project into immediate execution, chose out of their number twenty-four trustees, Peace being concluded, and the association business there- and appointed Mr. Francis, then attorney-general, and my- fore at an end, I turn’d my thoughts again to the affair of self to draw up constitutions for the government of the acad- establishing an academy. The first step I took was to associ- emy; which being done and signed, a house was hired, mas- ate in the designnumber of active friends, of whom the Junto ters engag’d, and the schools opened, I think, in the same furnished a good part; the next was to write and publish a year, 1749. pamphlet, entitled Proposals Relating to the Education of The scholars increasing fast, the house was soon found Youth in Pennsylvania. This I distributed among the princi- too small, and we were looking out for a piece of ground, pal inhabitants gratis; and as soon as I could suppose their properly situated, with intention to build, when Providence minds a little prepared by the perusal of it, I set on foot a threw into our way a large house ready built, which, with a subscription for opening and supporting an academy; it was few alterations, might well serve our purpose. This was the 109 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin building before mentioned, erected by the hearers of Mr. its trustees had not been able to procure fresh contributions Whitefield, and was obtained for us in the following manner. for paying the ground-rent, and discharging some other debts It is to be noted that the contributions to this building the building had occasion’d, which embarrass’d them greatly. being made by people of different sects, care was taken in Being now a member of both setts of trustees, that for the the nomination of trustees, in whom the building and ground building and that for the Academy, I had a good opportu- was to be vested, that a predominancy should not be given nity of negotiating with both, and brought them finally to to any sect, lest in time that predominancy might be a means an agreement, by which the trustees for the building were of appropriating the whole to the use of such sect, contrary to cede it to those of the academy, the latter undertaking to to the original intention. It was therefore that one of each discharge the debt, to keep for ever open in the building a sect was appointed, viz., one Church-of-England man, one large hall for occasional preachers, according to the original Presbyterian, one Baptist, one Moravian, etc., those, in case intention, and maintain a free- school for the instruction of of vacancy by death, were to fill it by election from among poor children. Writings were accordingly drawn, and on pay- the contributors. The Moravian happen’d not to please his ing the debts the trustees of the academy were put in pos- colleagues, and on his death they resolved to have no other session of the premises; and by dividing the great and lofty of that sect. The difficulty then was, how to avoid having hall into stories, and different rooms above and below for two of some other sect, by means of the new choice. the several schools, and purchasing some additional ground, Several persons were named, and for that reason not agreed the whole was soon made fit for our purpose, and the schol- to. At length one mention’d me, with the observation that I ars remov’d into the building. The care and trouble of agree- was merely an honest man, and of no sect at all, which ing with the workmen, purchasing materials, and superin- prevail’d with them to chuse me. The enthusiasm which ex- tending the work, fell upon me; and I went thro’ it the more isted when the house was built had long since abated, and cheerfully, as it did not then interfere with my private busi- 110 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ness, having the year before taken a very able, industrious, I purchased all Dr. Spence’s apparatus, who had come from and honest partner, Mr. David Hall, with whose character I England to lecture here, and I proceeded in my electrical ex- was well acquainted, as he had work’d for me four years. He periments with great alacrity; but the publick, now consider- took off my hands all care of the printing-office, paying me ing me as a man of leisure, laid hold of me for their purposes, punctually my share of the profits. This partnership contin- every part of our civil government, and almost at the same ued eighteen years, successfully for us both. time, imposing some duty upon me. The governor put me into The trustees of the academy, after a while, were incorpo- the commission of the peace; the corporation of the city chose rated by a charter from the governor; their funds were me of the common council, and soon after an alderman; and increas’d by contributions in Britain and grants of land from the citizens at large chose me a burgess to represent them in the proprietaries, to which the Assembly has since made Assembly. This latter station was the more agreeable to me, considerable addition; and thus was established the present as I was at length tired with sitting there to hear debates, in University of Philadelphia. I have been continued one of its which, as clerk, I could take no part, and which were often so trustees from the beginning, now near forty years, and have unentertaining that I was induc’d to amuse myself with mak- had the very great pleasure of seeing a number of the youth ing magic squares or circles, or any thing to avoid weariness; who have receiv’d their education in it, distinguish’d by their and I conceiv’d my becoming a member would enlarge my improv’d abilities, serviceable in public stations and orna- power of doing good. I would not, however, insinuate that my ments to their country. ambition was not flatter’d by all these promotions; it cer- When I disengaged myself, as above mentioned, from pri- tainly was; for, considering my low beginning, they were great vate business, I flatter’d myself that, by the sufficient tho’ things to me; and they were still more pleasing, as being so moderate fortune I had acquir’d, I had secured leisure during many spontaneous testimonies of the public good opinion, the rest of my life for philosophical studies and amusements. and by me entirely unsolicited. 111 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin The office of justice of the peace I try’d a little, by at- the selling any liquor to them; and when they complain’d of tending a few courts, and sitting on the bench to hear causes; this restriction, we told them that if they would continue but finding that more knowledge of the common law than I sober during the treaty, we would give them plenty of rum possess’d was necessary to act in that station with credit, I when business was over. They promis’d this, and they kept gradually withdrew from it, excusing myself by my being their promise, because they could get no liquor, and the oblig’d to attend the higher duties of a legislator in the treaty was conducted very orderly, and concluded to mutual Assembly. My election to this trust was repeated every year satisfaction. They then claim’d and receiv’d the rum; this for ten years, without my ever asking any elector for his was in the afternoon; they were near one hundred men, vote, or signifying, either directly or indirectly, any desire women, and children, and were lodg’d in temporary cabins, of being chosen. On taking my seat in the House, my son built in the form of a square, just without the town. In the was appointed their clerk. evening, hearing a great noise among them, the commis- The year following, a treaty being to be held with the sioners walk’d out to see what was the matter. We found Indians at Carlisle, the governor sent a message to the House, they had made a great bonfire in the middle of the square; proposing that they should nominate some of their mem- they were all drunk, men and women, quarreling and fight- bers, to be join’d with some members of council, as commis- ing. Their dark-colour’d bodies, half naked, seen only by sioners for that purpose.* The House named the speaker the gloomy light of the bonfire, running after and beating (Mr. Norris) and myself; and, being commission’d, we went one another with firebrands, accompanied by their horrid to Carlisle, and met the Indians accordingly. yellings, form’d a scene the most resembling our ideas of As those people are extreamly apt to get drunk, and, when hell that could well be imagin’d; there was no appeasing the so, are very quarrelsome and disorderly, we strictly forbad tumult, and we retired to our lodging. At midnight a number of them came thundering at our door, demanding more *See the votes to have this more correctly.—[Marg. note.] 112 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin rum, of which we took no notice. America, and at first not well understood, he met with but The next day, sensible they had misbehav’d in giving us small success. that disturbance, they sent three of their old counselors to At length he came to me with the compliment that he make their apology. The orator acknowledg’d the fault, but found there was no such thing as carrying a public-spirited laid it upon the rum; and then endeavored to excuse the project through without my being concern’d in it. “For,” rum by saying, “The Great Spirit, who made all things, made says he, “I am often ask’d by those to whom I propose sub- every thing for some use, and whatever use he design’d any scribing, Have you consulted Franklin upon this business? thing for, that use it should always be put to. Now, when he And what does he think of it? And when I tell them that I made rum, he said ‘Let this be for the Indians to get drunk have not (supposing it rather out of your line), they do not with,’ and it must be so.” And, indeed, if it be the design of subscribe, but say they will consider of it.” I enquired into Providence to extirpate these savages in order to make room the nature and probable utility of his scheme, and receiving for cultivators of the earth, it seems not improbable that from him a very satisfactory explanation, I not only subscrib’d rum may be the appointed means. It has already annihi- to it myself, but engag’d heartily in the design of procuring lated all the tribes who formerly inhabited the sea-coast. subscriptions from others. Previously, however, to the so- In 1751, Dr. Thomas Bond, a particular friend of mine, licitation, I endeavoured to prepare the minds of the people conceived the idea of establishing a hospital in Philadelphia by writing on the subject in the newspapers, which was my (a very beneficent design, which has been ascrib’d to me, usual custom in such cases, but which he had omitted. but was originally his), for the reception and cure of poor The subscriptions afterwards were more free and gener- sick persons, whether inhabitants of the province or strang- ous; but, beginning to flag, I saw they would be insufficient ers. He was zealous and active in endeavouring to procure without some assistance from the Assembly, and therefore subscriptions for it, but the proposal being a novelty in propos’d to petition for it, which was done. The country 113 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin members did not at first relish the project; they objected appear to the satisfaction of the speaker of the Assembly that it could only be serviceable to the city, and therefore for the time being, that then it shall and may be lawful for the citizens alone should be at the expense of it; and they the said speaker, and be is hereby required, to sign an order doubted whether the citizens themselves generally approv’d on the provincial treasurer for the payment of two thousand of it. My allegation on the contrary, that it met with such pounds, in two yearly payments, to the treasurer of the said approbation as to leave no doubt of our being able to raise hospital, to be applied to the founding, building, and fin- two thousand pounds by voluntary donations, they considered ishing of the same.” as a most extravagant supposition, and utterly impossible. This condition carried the bill through; for the members, On this I form’d my plan; and asking leave to bring in a who had oppos’d the grant, and now conceiv’d they might bill for incorporating the contributors according to the prayer have the credit of being charitable without the expence, of their petition, and granting them a blank sum of money, agreed to its passage; and then, in soliciting subscriptions which leave was obtained chiefly on the consideration that among the people, we urg’d the conditional promise of the the House could throw the bill out if they did not like it, I law as an additional motive to give, since every man’s dona- drew it so as to make the important clause a conditional tion would be doubled; thus the clause work’d both ways. one, viz., “And be it enacted, by the authority aforesaid, The subscriptions accordingly soon exceeded the requisite that when the said contributors shall have met and chosen sum, and we claim’d and receiv’d the public gift, which en- their managers and treasurer, and shall have raised by their abled us to carry the design into execution. A convenient contributions a capital stock of — value (the yearly inter- and handsome building was soon erected; the institution est of which is to be applied to the accommodating of the has by constant experience been found useful, and flour- sick poor in the said hospital, free of charge for diet, atten- ishes to this day; and I do not remember any of my political dance, advice, and medicines), and shall make the same manoeuvres, the success of which gave me at the time more 114 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin pleasure, or wherein, after thinking of it, I more easily excus’d those who you are sure will give nothing, for in some of myself for having made some use of cunning. them you may be mistaken.” He laugh’d and thank’d me, It was about this time that another projector, the Rev. and said he would take my advice. He did so, for he ask’d of Gilbert Tennent, came to me with a request that I would everybody, and he obtained a much larger sum than he ex- assist him in procuring a subscription for erecting a new pected, with which he erected the capacious and very el- meeting-house. It was to he for the use of a congregation he egant meeting-house that stands in Arch-street. had gathered among the Presbyterians, who were originally Our city, tho’ laid out with a beautiful regularity, the disciples of Mr. Whitefield. Unwilling to make myself dis- streets large, strait, and crossing each other at right angles, agreeable to my fellow-citizens by too frequently soliciting had the disgrace of suffering those streets to remain long their contributions, I absolutely refus’d. He then desired I unpav’d, and in wet weather the wheels of heavy carriages would furnish him with a list of the names of persons I plough’d them into a quagmire, so that it was difficult to knew by experience to be generous and public-spirited. I cross them; and in dry weather the dust was offensive. I had thought it would be unbecoming in me, after their kind liv’d near what was call’d the Jersey Market, and saw with compliance with my solicitations, to mark them out to be pain the inhabitants wading in mud while purchasing their worried by other beggars, and therefore refus’d also to give provisions. A strip of ground down the middle of that mar- such a list. He then desir’d I would at least give him my ket was at length pav’d with brick, so that, being once in advice. “That I will readily do,” said I; “and, in the first the market, they had firm footing, but were often over shoes place, I advise you to apply to all those whom you know will in dirt to get there. By talking and writing on the subject, I give something; next, to those whom you are uncertain was at length instrumental in getting the street pav’d with whether they will give any thing or not, and show them the stone between the market and the brick’d foot-pavement, list of those who have given; and, lastly, do not neglect that was on each side next the houses. This, for some time, 115 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin gave an easy access to the market dry-shod; but, the rest of pavement that surrounded the market, it being a conve- the street not being pav’d, whenever a carriage came out of nience to all, and this rais’d a general desire to have all the the mud upon this pavement, it shook off and left its dirt streets paved, and made the people more willing to submit upon it, and it was soon cover’d with mire, which was not to a tax for that purpose. remov’d, the city as yet having no scavengers. After some time I drew a bill for paving the city, and After some inquiry I found a poor industrious man, who brought it into the Assembly. It was just before I went to was willing to undertake keeping the pavement clean, by England, in 1757, and did not pass till I was gone.* and sweeping it twice a week, carrying off the dirt from before then with an alteration in the mode of assessment, which I all the neighbours’ doors, for the sum of sixpence per month, thought not for the better, but with an additional provision to be paid by each house. I then wrote and printed a paper for lighting as well as paving the streets, which was a great setting forth the advantages to the neighbourhood that improvement. It was by a private person, the late Mr. John might be obtain’d by this small expense; the greater ease in Clifton, his giving a sample of the utility of lamps, by plac- keeping our houses clean, so much dirt not being brought ing one at his door, that the people were first impress’d in by people’s feet; the benefit to the shops by more cus- with the idea of enlighting all the city. The honour of this tom, etc., etc., as buyers could more easily get at them; and public benefit has also been ascrib’d to me but it belongs by not having, in windy weather, the dust blown in upon truly to that gentleman. I did but follow his example, and their goods, etc., etc. I sent one of these papers to each have only some merit to claim respecting the form of our house, and in a day or two went round to see who would lamps, as differing from the globe lamps we were at first subscribe an agreement to pay these sixpences; it was unani- supply’d with from London. Those we found inconvenient mously sign’d, and for a time well executed. All the inhabit- in these respects: they admitted no air below; the smoke, ants of the city were delighted with the cleanliness of the 116 *See votes. The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin therefore, did not readily go out above, but circulated in the The mention of these improvements puts me in mind of globe, lodg’d on its inside, and soon obstructed the light one I propos’d, when in London, to Dr. Fothergill, who was they were intended to afford; giving, besides, the daily among the best men I have known, and a great promoter of trouble of wiping them clean; and an accidental stroke on useful projects. I had observ’d that the streets, when dry, one of them would demolish it, and render it totally useless. were never swept, and the light dust carried away; but it I therefore suggested the composing them of four flat panes, was suffer’d to accumulate till wet weather reduc’d it to with a long funnel above to draw up the smoke, and crevices mud, and then, after lying some days so deep on the pave- admitting air below, to facilitate the ascent of the smoke; ment that there was no crossing but in paths kept clean by by this means they were kept clean, and did not grow dark poor people with brooms, it was with great labour rak’d to- in a few hours, as the London lamps do, but continu’d bright gether and thrown up into carts open above, the sides of till morning, and an accidental stroke would generally break which suffer’d some of the slush at every jolt on the pave- but a single pane, easily repair’d. ment to shake out and fall, sometimes to the annoyance of I have sometimes wonder’d that the Londoners did not, foot-passengers. The reason given for not sweeping the dusty from the effect holes in the bottom of the globe lamps us’d streets was, that the dust would fly into the windows of at Vauxhall have in keeping them clean, learn to have such shops and houses. holes in their street lamps. But, these holes being made for An accidental occurrence had instructed me how much another purpose, viz., to communicate flame more suddenly sweeping might be done in a little time. I found at my door to the wick by a little flax hanging down thro’ them, the in Craven-street, one morning, a poor woman sweeping my other use, of letting in air, seems not to have been thought pavement with a birch broom; she appeared very pale and of; and therefore, after the lamps have been lit a few hours, feeble, as just come out of a fit of sickness. I ask’d who the streets of London are very poorly illuminated. employ’d her to sweep there; she said, “Nobody, but I am 117 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin very poor and in distress, and I sweeps before gentlefolkses more fluid, so that the wheels of carriages and feet of horses doors, and hopes they will give me something.” I bid her throw and dash it upon the foot-pavement, which is thereby sweep the whole street clean, and I would give her a shil- rendered foul and slippery, and sometimes splash it upon ling; this was at nine o’clock; at 12 she came for the shil- those who are walking. My proposal, communicated to the ling. From the slowness I saw at first in her working, I could good doctor, was as follows: scarce believe that the work was done so soon, and sent my “For the more effectual cleaning and keeping clean the servant to examine it, who reported that the whole street streets of London and Westminster, it is proposed that the was swept perfectly clean, and all the dust plac’d in the several watchmen be contracted with to have the dust swept gutter, which was in the middle; and the next rain wash’d it up in dry seasons, and the mud rak’d up at other times, quite away, so that the pavement and even the kennel were each in the several streets and lanes of his round; that they perfectly clean. be furnish’d with brooms and other proper instruments for I then judg’d that, if that feeble woman could sweep such these purposes, to be kept at their respective stands, ready a street in three hours, a strong, active man might have to furnish the poor people they may employ in the service. done it in half the time. And here let me remark the conve- “That in the dry summer months the dust be all swept up nience of having but one gutter in such a narrow street, into heaps at proper distances, before the shops and win- running down its middle, instead of two, one on each side, dows of houses are usually opened, when the scavengers, near the footway; for where all the rain that falls on a street with close-covered carts, shall also carry it all away. runs from the sides and meets in the middle, it forms there “That the mud, when rak’d up, be not left in heaps to be a current strong enough to wash away all the mud it meets spread abroad again by the wheels of carriages and tram- with; but when divided into two channels, it is often too pling of horses, but that the scavengers be provided with weak to cleanse either, and only makes the mud it finds bodies of carts, not plac’d high upon wheels, but low upon 118 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin sliders, with lattice bottoms, which, being cover’d with straw, Some may think these trifling matters not worth minding will retain the mud thrown into them, and permit the water or relating; but when they consider that tho’ dust blown to drain from it, whereby it will become much lighter, water into the eyes of a single person, or into a single shop on a making the greatest part of its weight; these bodies of carts windy day, is but of small importance, yet the great number to be plac’d at convenient distances, and the mud brought of the instances in a populous city, and its frequent repeti- to them in wheel-barrows; they remaining where plac’d till tions give it weight and consequence, perhaps they will not the mud is drain’d, and then horses brought to draw them censure very severely those who bestow some attention to away.” affairs of this seemingly low nature. Human felicity is I have since had doubts of the practicability of the latter produc’d not so much by great pieces of good fortune that part of this proposal, on account of the narrowness of some seldom happen, as by little advantages that occur every day. streets, and the difficulty of placing the draining-sleds so Thus, if you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and as not to encumber too much the passage; but I am still of keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the opinion that the former, requiring the dust to be swept up happiness of his life than in giving him a thousand guineas. and carry’d away before the shops are open, is very practi- The money may be soon spent, the regret only remaining of cable in the summer, when the days are long; for, in walking having foolishly consumed it; but in the other case, he es- thro’ the Strand and Fleet-street one morning at seven capes the frequent vexation of waiting for barbers, and of o’clock, I observ’d there was not one shop open, tho’ it had their sometimes dirty fingers, offensive breaths, and dull been daylight and the sun up above three hours; the inhab- razors; he shaves when most convenient to him, and enjoys itants of London chusing voluntarily to live much by candle- daily the pleasure of its being done with a good instrument. light, and sleep by sunshine, and yet often complain, a little With these sentiments I have hazarded the few preceding absurdly, of the duty on candles and the high price of tallow. pages, hoping they may afford hints which some time or 119 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin other may be useful to a city I love, having lived many years ney this year to New England, where the College of Cam- in it very happily, and perhaps to some of our towns in bridge, of their own motion, presented me with the degree America. of Master of Arts. Yale College, in Connecticut, had before Having been for some time employed by the postmaster- made me a similar compliment. Thus, without studying in general of America as his comptroller in regulating several any college, I came to partake of their honours. They were offices, and bringing the officers to account, I was, upon his conferr’d in consideration of my improvements and discov- death in 1753, appointed, jointly with Mr. William Hunter, eries in the electric branch of natural philosophy. to succeed him, by a commission from the postmaster-gen- In 1754, war with France being again apprehended, a con- eral in England. The American office never had hitherto paid gress of commissioners from the different colonies was, by any thing to that of Britain. We were to have six hundred an order of the Lords of Trade, to be assembled at Albany, pounds a year between us, if we could make that sum out of there to confer with the chiefs of the Six Nations concern- the profits of the office. To do this, a variety of improve- ing the means of defending both their country and ours. ments were necessary; some of these were inevitably at first Governor Hamilton, having receiv’d this order, acquainted expensive, so that in the first four years the office became the House with it, requesting they would furnish proper above nine hundred pounds in debt to us. But it soon after presents for the Indians, to be given on this occasion; and began to repay us; and before I was displac’d by a freak of naming the speaker (Mr. Norris) and myself to join Mr. Tho- the ministers, of which I shall speak hereafter, we had mas Penn and Mr. Secretary Peters as commissioners to act brought it to yield three times as much clear revenue to the for Pennsylvania. The House approv’d the nomination, and crown as the postoffice of Ireland. Since that imprudent provided the goods for the present, and tho’ they did not transaction, they have receiv’d from it—not one farthing! much like treating out of the provinces; and we met the The business of the postoffice occasion’d my taking a jour- other commissioners at Albany about the middle of June. 120 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin In our way thither, I projected and drew a plan for the were all overcome, and the plan was unanimously agreed to, union of all the colonies under one government, so far as and copies ordered to be transmitted to the Board of Trade might be necessary for defense, and other important gen- and to the assemblies of the several provinces. Its fate was eral purposes. As we pass’d thro’ New York, I had there shown singular: the assemblies did not adopt it, as they all thought my project to Mr. James Alexander and Mr. Kennedy, two there was too much prerogative in it, and in England it was gentlemen of great knowledge in public affairs, and, being judg’d to have too much of the democratic. fortified by their approbation, I ventur’d to lay it before the The Board of Trade therefore did not approve of it, nor Congress. It then appeared that several of the commission- recommend it for the approbation of his majesty; but an- ers had form’d plans of the same kind. A previous question other scheme was form’d, supposed to answer the same pur- was first taken, whether a union should be established, which pose better, whereby the governors of the provinces, with pass’d in the affirmative unanimously. A committee was then some members of their respective councils, were to meet appointed, one member from each colony, to consider the and order the raising of troops, building of forts, etc., and several plans and report. Mine happen’d to be preferr’d, and, to draw on the treasury of Great Britain for the expense, with a few amendments, was accordingly reported. which was afterwards to be refunded by an act of Parliament By this plan the general government was to be adminis- laying a tax on America. My plan, with my reasons in sup- tered by a president-general, appointed and supported by port of it, is to be found among my political papers that are the crown, and a grand council was to be chosen by the printed. representatives of the people of the several colonies, met in Being the winter following in Boston, I had much conver- their respective assemblies. The debates upon it in Congress sation with Governor Shirley upon both the plans. Part of went on daily, hand in hand with the Indian business. Many what passed between us on the occasion may also be seen objections and difficulties were started, but at length they among those papers. The different and contrary reasons of 121 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin dislike to my plan makes me suspect that it was really the of judgment, and therefore recommended it as well worthy true medium; and I am still of opinion it would have been of their closest and most serious attention.” The House, happy for both sides the water if it had been adopted. The however, by the management of a certain member, took it colonies, so united, would have been sufficiently strong to up when I happen’d to be absent, which I thought not very have defended themselves; there would then have been no fair, and reprobated it without paying any attention to it at need of troops from England; of course, the subsequent pre- all, to my no small mortification. tence for taxing America, and the bloody contest it occa- In my journey to Boston this year, I met at New York with sioned, would have been avoided. But such mistakes are not our new governor, Mr. Morris, just arriv’d there from En- new; history is full of the errors of states and princes. gland, with whom I had been before intimately acquainted. He brought a commission to supersede Mr. Hamilton, who, Look round the habitable world, how few tir’d with the disputes his proprietary instructions subjected Know their own good, or, knowing it, pursue! him to, had resign’d. Mr. Morris ask’d me if I thought he must expect as uncomfortable an administration. I said, “No; Those who govern, having much business on their hands, you may, on the contrary, have a very comfortable one, if do not generally like to take the trouble of considering and you will only take care not to enter into any dispute with carrying into execution new projects. The best public mea- the Assembly.” “My dear friend,” says he, pleasantly, “how sures are therefore seldom adopted from previous wisdom, can you advise my avoiding disputes? You know I love dis- but forc’d by the occasion. puting; it is one of my greatest pleasures; however, to show The Governor of Pennsylvania, in sending it down to the the regard I have for your counsel, I promise you I will, if Assembly, express’d his approbation of the plan, “as appear- possible, avoid them.” He had some reason for loving to ing to him to be drawn up with great clearness and strength dispute, being eloquent, an acute sophister, and, therefore, 122 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin generally successful in argumentative conversation. He had could hardly avoid cutting throats; but he was so good-natur’d been brought up to it from a boy, his father, as I have heard, a man that no personal difference between him and me was accustoming his children to dispute with one another for occasion’d by the contest, and we often din’d together. his diversion, while sitting at table after dinner; but I think One afternoon, in the height of this public quarrel, we the practice was not wise; for, in the course of my observa- met in the street. “Franklin,” says he, “you must go home tion, these disputing, contradicting, and confuting people with me and spend the evening; I am to have some company are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get victory that you will like;” and, taking me by the arm, he led me to sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of his house. In gay conversation over our wine, after supper, more use to them. We parted, he going to Philadelphia, and he told us, jokingly, that he much admir’d the idea of Sancho I to Boston. Panza, who, when it was proposed to give him a govern- In returning, I met at New York with the votes of the As- ment, requested it might be a government of blacks, as then, sembly, by which it appear’d that, notwithstanding his prom- if he could not agree with his people, he might sell them. ise to me, he and the House were already in high contention; One of his friends, who sat next to me, says, “Franklin, why and it was a continual battle between them as long as he do you continue to side with these damn’d Quakers? Had retain’d the government. I had my share of it; for, as soon as not you better sell them? The proprietor would give you a I got back to my seat in the Assembly, I was put on every good price.” “The governor,” says I, “has not yet blacked committee for answering his speeches and messages, and by them enough.” He, indeed, had labored hard to blacken the the committees always desired to make the drafts. Our an- Assembly in all his messages, but they wip’d off his coloring swers, as well as his messages, were often tart, and some- as fast as he laid it on, and plac’d it, in return, thick upon times indecently abusive; and, as he knew I wrote for the his own face; so that, finding he was likely to be negrofied Assembly, one might have imagined that, when we met, we himself, he, as well as Mr. Hamilton, grew tir’d of the con- 123 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin test, and quitted the government. assistance. As I was in the Assembly, knew its temper, and These public quarrels were all at bottom owing to the pro- was Mr. Quincy’s countryman, he appli’d to me for my influ- prietaries, our hereditary governors, who, when any expense ence and assistance. I dictated his address to them, which was to be incurred for the defense of their province, with was well receiv’d. They voted an aid of ten thousand pounds, incredible meanness instructed their deputies to pass no act to be laid out in provisions. But the governor refusing his for levying the necessary taxes, unless their vast estates assent to their bill (which included this with other sums were in the same act expressly excused; and they had even granted for the use of the crown), unless a clause were in- taken bonds of these deputies to observe such instructions. serted exempting the proprietary estate from bearing any The Assemblies for three years held out against this injus- part of the tax that would be necessary, the Assembly, tho’ tice, tho’ constrained to bend at last. At length Captain very desirous of making their grant to New England effec- Denny, who was Governor Morris’s successor, ventured to tual, were at a loss how to accomplish it. Mr. Quincy labored disobey those instructions; how that was brought about I hard with the governor to obtain his assent, but he was shall show hereafter.* obstinate. But I am got forward too fast with my story: there are still I then suggested a method of doing the business without some transactions to be mention’d that happened during the governor, by orders on the trustees of the Loan Office, the administration of Governor Morris. which, by law, the Assembly had the right of drawing. There War being in a manner commenced with France, the gov- was, indeed, little or no money at that time in the office, ernment of Massachusetts Bay projected an attack upon and therefore I propos’d that the orders should be payable Crown Point, and sent Mr. Quincy to Pennsylvania, and Mr. in a year, and to bear an interest of five per cent. With these Pownall, afterward Governor Pownall, to New York, to solicit orders I suppos’d the provisions might easily be purchas’d. The Assembly, with very little hesitation, adopted the pro- *My acts in Morris’s time, military, etc.—[Marg. note.] 124 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin posal. The orders were immediately printed, and I was one at this time being entertain’d of them, sent over General of the committee directed to sign and dispose of them. The Braddock with two regiments of regular English troops for fund for paying them was the interest of all the paper cur- that purpose. He landed at Alexandria, in Virginia, and thence rency then extant in the province upon loan, together with march’d to Frederictown, in Maryland, where he halted for the revenue arising from the excise, which being known to carriages. Our Assembly apprehending, from some informa- be more than sufficient, they obtain’d instant credit, and tion, that he had conceived violent prejudices against them, were not only receiv’d in payment for the provisions, but as averse to the service, wish’d me to wait upon him, not as many money’d people, who had cash lying by them, vested from them, but as postmaster-general, under the guise of it in those orders, which they found advantageous, as they proposing to settle with him the mode of conducting with bore interest while upon hand, and might on any occasion most celerity and certainty the despatches between him and be used as money; so that they were eagerly all bought up, the governors of the several provinces, with whom he must and in a few weeks none of them were to be seen. Thus this necessarily have continual correspondence, and of which they important affair was by my means compleated. My Quincy propos’d to pay the expense. My son accompanied me on return’d thanks to the Assembly in a handsome memorial, this journey. went home highly pleas’d with the success of his embassy, We found the general at Frederictown, waiting impatiently and ever after bore for me the most cordial and affectionate for the return of those he had sent thro’ the back parts of friendship. Maryland and Virginia to collect waggons. I stayed with him The British government, not chusing to permit the union several days, din’d with him daily, and had full opportunity of the colonies as propos’d at Albany, and to trust that union of removing all his prejudices, by the information of what with their defense, lest they should thereby grow too mili- the Assembly had before his arrival actually done, and were tary, and feel their own strength, suspicions and jealousies still willing to do, to facilitate his operations. When I was 125 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin about to depart, the returns of waggons to be obtained were it produc’d, a piece of some curiosity, I shall insert it at brought in, by which it appear’d that they amounted only length, as follows: to twenty-five, and not all of those were in serviceable condition. The general and all the officers were surpris’d, declar’d the expedition was then at an end, being impossible, and “ADVERTISEMENT. “LANCASTER, April 26, 1755. exclaim’d against the ministers for ignorantly landing them in a country destitute of the means of conveying their stores, “Whereas, one hundred and fifty waggons, with four horses baggage, etc., not less than one hundred and fifty waggons to each waggon, and fifteen hundred saddle or pack horses, being necessary. are wanted for the service of his majesty’s forces now about I happened to say I thought it was a pity they had not to rendezvous at Will’s Creek, and his excellency General been landed rather in Pennsylvania, as in that country al- Braddock having been pleased to empower me to contract most every farmer had his waggon. The general eagerly laid for the hire of the same, I hereby give notice that I shall hold of my words, and said, “Then you, sir, who are a man of attend for that purpose at Lancaster from this day to next interest there, can probably procure them for us; and I beg Wednesday evening, and at York from next Thursday morn- you will undertake it.” I ask’d what terms were to be offer’d ing till Friday evening, where I shall be ready to agree for the owners of the waggons; and I was desir’d to put on pa- waggons and teams, or single horses, on the following terms, per the terms that appeared to me necessary. This I did, and viz.: I. That there shall be paid for each waggon, with four they were agreed to, and a commission and instructions ac- good horses and a driver, fifteen shillings per diem; and for cordingly prepar’d immediately. What those terms were will each able horse with a pack-saddle, or other saddle and fur- appear in the advertisement I publish’d as soon as I arriv’d niture, two shillings per diem; and for each able horse with- at Lancaster, which being, from the great and sudden effect out a saddle, eighteen pence per diem. 2. That the pay com- 126 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin mence from the time of their joining the forces at Will’s use of the army, and a reasonable price paid for the same. Creek, which must be on or before the 20th of May ensuing, and that a reasonable allowance be paid over and above for “Note.—My son, William Franklin, is empowered to enter the time necessary for their travelling to Will’s Creek and into like contracts with any person in Cumberland county. home again after their discharge. 3. Each waggon and team, “B. FRANKLIN.” and every saddle or pack horse, is to be valued by indifferent persons chosen between me and the owner; and in case of the loss of any waggon, team, or other horse in the ser- “To the inhabitants of the Counties of Lancaster, York and Cumberland. vice, the price according to such valuation is to be allowed and paid. 4. Seven days’ pay is to be advanced and paid in “Friends and Countrymen, hand by me to the owner of each waggon and team, or horse, “Being occasionally at the camp at Frederic a few days at the time of contracting, if required, and the remainder to since, I found the general and officers extremely exasper- be paid by General Braddock, or by the paymaster of the ated on account of their not being supplied with horses and army, at the time of their discharge, or from time to time, as carriages, which had been expected from this province, as it shall be demanded. 5. No drivers of waggons, or persons most able to furnish them; but, through the dissensions taking care of the hired horses, are on any account to be between our governor and Assembly, money had not been called upon to do the duty of soldiers, or be otherwise em- provided, nor any steps taken for that purpose. ployed than in conducting or taking care of their carriages “It was proposed to send an armed force immediately into or horses. 6. All oats, Indian corn, or other forage that these counties, to seize as many of the best carriages and waggons or horses bring to the camp, more than is neces- horses as should be wanted, and compel as many persons sary for the subsistence of the horses, is to be taken for the into the service as would be necessary to drive and take 127 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin care of them. always placed where they can be most secure, whether in a “I apprehended that the progress of British soldiers march or in a camp. through these counties on such an occasion, especially con- “If you are really, as I believe you are, good and loyal sidering the temper they are in, and their resentment against subjects to his majesty, you may now do a most acceptable us, would be attended with many and great inconveniences service, and make it easy to yourselves; for three or four of to the inhabitants, and therefore more willingly took the such as can not separately spare from the business of their trouble of trying first what might be done by fair and equi- plantations a waggon and four horses and a driver, may do table means. The people of these back counties have lately it together, one furnishing the waggon, another one or two complained to the Assembly that a sufficient currency was horses, and another the driver, and divide the pay propor- wanting; you have an opportunity of receiving and dividing tionately between you; but if you do not this service to among you a very considerable sum; for, if the service of your king and country voluntarily, when such good pay and this expedition should continue, as it is more than probable reasonable terms are offered to you, your loyalty will be it will, for one hundred and twenty days, the hire of these strongly suspected. The king’s business must be done; so waggons and horses will amount to upward of thirty thou- many brave troops, come so far for your defense, must not sand pounds, which will be paid you in silver and gold of stand idle through your backwardness to do what may be the king’s money. reasonably expected from you; waggons and horses must be “The service will be light and easy, for the army will scarce had; violent measures will probably be used, and you will be march above twelve miles per day, and the waggons and left to seek for a recompense where you can find it, and baggage-horses, as they carry those things that are abso- your case, perhaps, be little pitied or regarded. lutely necessary to the welfare of the army, must march “I have no particular interest in this affair, as, except the with the army, and no faster; and are, for the army’s sake, satisfaction of endeavoring to do good, I shall have only my 128 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin labour for my pains. If this method of obtaining the waggons his concern for the subalterns, who, he said, were generally and horses is not likely to succeed, I am obliged to send not in affluence, and could ill afford, in this dear country, word to the general in fourteen days; and I suppose Sir John to lay in the stores that might be necessary in so long a St. Clair, the hussar, with a body of soldiers, will immedi- march, thro’ a wilderness, where nothing was to be purchas’d. ately enter the province for the purpose, which I shall be I commiserated their case, and resolved to endeavor procur- sorry to hear, because I am very sincerely and truly your ing them some relief. I said nothing, however, to him of my friend and well-wisher, B. FRANKLIN.” intention, but wrote the next morning to the committee of the Assembly, who had the disposition of some public money, I received of the general about eight hundred pounds, to warmly recommending the case of these officers to their be disbursed in advance-money to the waggon owners, etc.; consideration, and proposing that a present should be sent but, that sum being insufficient, I advanc’d upward of two them of necessaries and refreshments. My son, who had some hundred pounds more, and in two weeks the one hundred experience of a camp life, and of its wants, drew up a list for and fifty waggons, with two hundred and fifty-nine carry- me, which I enclos’d in my letter. The committee approv’d, ing horses, were on their march for the camp. The advertise- and used such diligence that, conducted by my son, the ment promised payment according to the valuation, in case stores arrived at the camp as soon as the waggons. They any waggon or horse should be lost. The owners, however, consisted of twenty parcels, each containing alleging they did not know General Braddock, or what dependence might be had on his promise, insisted on my bond 6 lbs. loaf sugar. for the performance, which I accordingly gave them. 6 lbs. good Muscovado do. 1 Gloucester cheese. 1 kegg containing 20 lbs. good While I was at the camp, supping one evening with the 1 lb. good green tea. butter. officers of Colonel Dunbar’s regiment, he represented to me 1 lb. good bohea do. 2 doz. old Madeira wine. 129 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin 6 lbs. good ground coffee. 6 lbs. chocolate. 2 gallons Jamaica spirits. order on the paymaster for the round sum of one thousand 1 bottle flour of mustard. pounds, leaving the remainder to the next account. I con- 1-2 cwt. best white biscuit. 2 well-cur’d hams. sider this payment as good luck, having never been able to 1-2 lb. pepper. obtain that remainder, of which more hereafter. 1-2 dozen dry’d tongues. 1 quart best white wine vinegar 6 lbs. rice. This general was, I think, a brave man, and might prob- 6 lbs. raisins. ably have made a figure as a good officer in some European war. But he had too much self-confidence, too high an opin- These twenty parcels, well pack’d, were placed on as many ion of the validity of regular troops, and too mean a one of horses, each parcel, with the horse, being intended as a both Americans and Indians. George Croghan, our Indian present for one officer. They were very thankfully receiv’d, interpreter, join’d him on his march with one hundred of and the kindness acknowledg’d by letters to me from the those people, who might have been of great use to his army colonels of both regiments, in the most grateful terms. The as guides, scouts, etc., if he had treated them kindly; but he general, too, was highly satisfied with my conduct in pro- slighted and neglected them, and they gradually left him. curing him the waggons, etc., and readily paid my account In conversation with him one day, he was giving me some of disbursements, thanking me repeatedly, and requesting account of his intended progress. “After taking Fort my farther assistance in sending provisions after him. I un- Duquesne,” says he, “I am to proceed to Niagara; and, hav- dertook this also, and was busily employ’d in it till we heard ing taken that, to Frontenac, if the season will allow time; of his defeat, advancing for the service of my own money, and I suppose it will, for Duquesne can hardly detain me upwards of one thousand pounds sterling, of which I sent above three or four days; and then I see nothing that can him an account. It came to his hands, luckily for me, a few obstruct my march to Niagara.” Having before revolv’d in days before the battle, and he return’d me immediately an my mind the long line his army must make in their march by 130 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin a very narrow road, to be cut for them thro’ the woods and man in matters of his profession, and said no more. The bushes, and also what I had read of a former defeat of fif- enemy, however, did not take the advantage of his army teen hundred French, who invaded the Iroquois country, I which I apprehended its long line of march expos’d it to, had conceiv’d some doubts and some fears for the event of but let it advance without interruption till within nine miles the campaign. But I ventur’d only to say, “To be sure, sir, if of the place; and then, when more in a body (for it had just you arrive well before Duquesne, with these fine troops, so passed a river, where the front had halted till all were come well provided with artillery, that place not yet compleatly over), and in a more open part of the woods than any it had fortified, and as we hear with no very strong garrison, can pass’d, attack’d its advanced guard by a heavy fire from be- probably make but a short resistance. The only danger I hind trees and bushes, which was the first intelligence the apprehend of obstruction to your march is from ambuscades general had of an enemy’s being near him. This guard being of Indians, who, by constant practice, are dexterous in lay- disordered, the general hurried the troops up to their assis- ing and executing them; and the slender line, near four miles tance, which was done in great confusion, thro’ waggons, long, which your army must make, may expose it to be baggage, and cattle; and presently the fire came upon their attack’d by surprise in its flanks, and to be cut like a thread flank: the officers, being on horseback, were more easily into several pieces, which, from their distance, can not come distinguish’d, pick’d out as marks, and fell very fast; and up in time to support each other.” the soldiers were crowded together in a huddle, having or He smil’d at my ignorance, and reply’d, “These savages hearing no orders, and standing to be shot at till two-thirds may, indeed, be a formidable enemy to your raw American of them were killed; and then, being seiz’d with a panick, militia, but upon the king’s regular and disciplin’d troops, the whole fled with precipitation. sir, it is impossible they should make any impression.” I was The waggoners took each a horse out of his team and conscious of an impropriety in my disputing with a military scamper’d; their example was immediately followed by oth- 131 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ers; so that all the waggons, provisions, artillery, and stores the inhabitants; but he continu’d his hasty march thro’ all were left to the enemy. The general, being wounded, was the country, not thinking himself safe till he arriv’d at Phila- brought off with difficulty; his secretary, Mr. Shirley, was delphia, where the inhabitants could protect him. This whole killed by his side; and out of eighty-six officers, sixty-three transaction gave us Americans the first suspicion that our were killed or wounded, and seven hundred and fourteen exalted ideas of the prowess of British regulars had not been men killed out of eleven hundred. These eleven hundred well founded. had been picked men from the whole army; the rest had In their first march, too, from their landing till they got been left behind with Colonel Dunbar, who was to follow beyond the settlements, they had plundered and stripped with the heavier part of the stores, provisions, and baggage. the inhabitants, totally ruining some poor families, besides The flyers, not being pursu’d, arriv’d at Dunbar’s camp, and insulting, abusing, and confining the people if they remon- the panick they brought with them instantly seiz’d him and strated. This was enough to put us out of conceit of such all his people; and, tho’ he had now above one thousand defenders, if we had really wanted any. How different was men, and the enemy who bad beaten Braddock did not at the conduct of our French friends in 1781, who, during a most exceed four hundred Indians and French together, in- march thro’ the most inhabited part of our country from stead of proceeding, and endeavoring to recover some of the Rhode Island to Virginia, near seven hundred miles, occa- lost honour, he ordered all the stores, ammunition, etc., to sioned not the smallest complaint for the loss of a pig, a be destroy’d, that he might have more horses to assist his chicken, or even an apple. flight towards the settlements, and less lumber to remove. Captain Orme, who was one of the general’s aids-de-camp, He was there met with requests from the governors of Vir- and, being grievously wounded, was brought off with him, ginia, Maryland, and Pennsylvania, that he would post his and continu’d with him to his death, which happen’d in a troops on the frontiers, so as to afford some protection to few days, told me that he was totally silent all the first day, 132 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin and at night only said, “Who would have thought it?” That more of our bought servants, and that he would discharge he was silent again the following day, saying only at last, such as had been already enlisted. This he readily granted, “We shall better know how to deal with them another time;” and several were accordingly return’d to their masters, on and dy’d in a few minutes after. my application. Dunbar, when the command devolv’d on him, The secretary’s papers, with all the general’s orders, in- was not so generous. He being at Philadelphia, on his re- structions, and correspondence, falling into the enemy’s treat, or rather flight, I apply’d to him for the discharge of hands, they selected and translated into French a number of the servants of three poor farmers of Lancaster county that the articles, which they printed, to prove the hostile inten- he had enlisted, reminding him of the late general’s orders tions of the British court before the declaration of war. Among on that bead. He promised me that, if the masters would these I saw some letters of the general to the ministry, speak- come to him at Trenton, where he should be in a few days ing highly of the great service I had rendered the army, and on his march to New York, he would there deliver their men recommending me to their notice. David Hume, too, who to them. They accordingly were at the expense and trouble was some years after secretary to Lord Hertford, when min- of going to Trenton, and there he refus’d to perform his ister in France, and afterward to General Conway, when sec- promise, to their great loss and disappointment. retary of state, told me he had seen among the papers in As soon as the loss of the waggons and horses was gener- that office, letters from Braddock highly recommending me. ally known, all the owners came upon me for the valuation But, the expedition having been unfortunate, my service, it which I had given bond to pay. Their demands gave me a seems, was not thought of much value, for those recommen- great deal of trouble, my acquainting them that the money dations were never of any use to me. was ready in the paymaster’s hands, but that orders for pay- As to rewards from himself, I ask’d only one, which was, ing it must first be obtained from General Shirley, and my that he would give orders to his officers not to enlist any assuring them that I had apply’d to that general by letter; 133 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin but, he being at a distance, an answer could not soon be gone if the firework had been prepared. Dr. Bond, on some receiv’d, and they must have patience, all this was not suf- other occasion afterward, said that he did not like Franklin’s ficient to satisfy, and some began to sue me. General Shirley forebodings. at length relieved me from this terrible situation by ap- Governor Morris, who had continually worried the Assem- pointing commissioners to examine the claims, and order- bly with message after message before the defeat of Braddock, ing payment. They amounted to near twenty thousand pound, to beat them into the making of acts to raise money for the which to pay would have ruined me. defense of the province, without taxing, among others, the Before we had the news of this defeat, the two Doctors proprietary estates, and had rejected all their bills for not Bond came to me with a subscription paper for raising money having such an exempting clause, now redoubled his at- to defray the expense of a grand firework, which it was in- tacks with more hope of success, the danger and necessity tended to exhibit at a rejoicing on receipt of the news of our being greater. The Assembly, however, continu’d firm, be- taking Fort Duquesne. I looked grave, and said it would, I lieving they had justice on their side, and that it would be thought, be time enough to prepare for the rejoicing when giving up an essential right if they suffered the governor to we knew we should have occasion to rejoice. They seem’d amend their money-bills. In one of the last, indeed, which surpris’d that I did not immediately comply with their pro- was for granting fifty thousand pounds, his propos’d amend- posal. “Why the d—l!” says one of them, “you surely don’t ment was only of a single word. The bill expressed “that all suppose that the fort will not be taken?” “I don’t know that estates, real and personal, were to be taxed, those of the it will not be taken, but I know that the events of war are proprietaries not excepted.” His amendment was, for not subject to great uncertainty.” I gave them the reasons of my read only: a small, but very material alteration. However, doubting; the subscription was dropt, and the projectors when the news of this disaster reached England, our friends thereby missed the mortification they would have under- there, whom we had taken care to furnish with all the 134 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin Assembly’s answers to the governor’s messages, rais’d a clamor printed, and had, as I thought, great effect. against the proprietaries for their meanness and injustice in While the several companies in the city and country were giving their governor such instructions; some going so far forming and learning their exercise, the governor prevail’d as to say that, by obstructing the defense of their province, with me to take charge of our North-western frontier, which they forfeited their right to it. They were intimidated by was infested by the enemy, and provide for the defense of this, and sent orders to their receiver-general to add five the inhabitants by raising troops and building a line of forts. thousand pounds of their money to whatever sum might be I undertook this military business, tho’ I did not conceive given by the Assembly for such purpose. myself well qualified for it. He gave me a commission with This, being notified to the House, was accepted in lieu of full powers, and a parcel of blank commissions for officers, their share of a general tax, and a new bill was form’d, with to be given to whom I thought fit. I had but little difficulty an exempting clause, which passed accordingly. By this act in raising men, having soon five hundred and sixty under I was appointed one of the commissioners for disposing of my command. My son, who had in the preceding war been the money, sixty thousand pounds. I had been active in an officer in the army rais’d against Canada, was my aid-de- modelling the bill and procuring its passage, and had, at the camp, and of great use to me. The Indians had burned same time, drawn a bill for establishing and disciplining of Gnadenhut, a village settled by the Moravians, and massa- a voluntary militia, which I carried thro’ the House without cred the inhabitants; but the place was thought a good situ- much difficulty, as care was taken in it to leave the Quakers ation for one of the forts. at their liberty. To promote the association necessary to form In order to march thither, I assembled the companies at the militia, I wrote a dialogue,* stating and answering all Bethlehem, the chief establishment of those people. I was the objections I could think of to such a militia, which was surprised to find it in so good a posture of defense; the *This dialogue and the militia act are in the “Gentleman’s Magazine” for February and March, 1756.—[Marg. note.] destruction of Gnadenhut had made them apprehend dan- 135 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ger. The principal buildings were defended by a stockade; ward the Minisink, with instructions to erect one for the they had purchased a quantity of arms and ammunition from security of that upper part of the country, and another to New York, and had even plac’d quantities of small paving the lower part, with similar instructions; and I concluded to stones between the windows of their high stone houses, for go myself with the rest of my force to Gnadenhut, where a their women to throw down upon the heads of any Indians fort was tho’t more immediately necessary. The Moravians that should attempt to force into them. The armed breth- procur’d me five waggons for our tools, stores, baggage, etc. ren, too, kept watch, and reliev’d as methodically as in any Just before we left Bethlehem, eleven farmers, who had garrison town. In conversation with the bishop, Spangenberg, been driven from their plantations by the Indians, came to I mention’d this my surprise; for, knowing they had obtained me requesting a supply of firearms, that they might go back an act of Parliament exempting them from military duties and fetch off their cattle. I gave them each a gun with suit- in the colonies, I had suppos’d they were conscientiously able ammunition. We had not march’d many miles before it scrupulous of bearing arms. He answer’d me that it was not began to rain, and it continued raining all day; there were one of their established principles, but that, at the time of no habitations on the road to shelter us, till we arriv’d near their obtaining that act, it was thought to be a principle night at the house of a German, where, and in his barn, we with many of their people. On this occasion, however, they, were all huddled together, as wet as water could make us. It to their surprise, found it adopted by but a few. It seems was well we were not attack’d in our march, for our arms they were either deceiv’d in themselves, or deceiv’d the Par- were of the most ordinary sort, and our men could not keep liament; but common sense, aided by present danger, will their gun locks dry. The Indians are dextrous in contriv- sometimes be too strong for whimsical opinions. ances for that purpose, which we had not. They met that It was the beginning of January when we set out upon day the eleven poor farmers above mentioned, and killed this business of building forts. I sent one detachment to- ten of them. The one who escap’d inform’d that his and his 136 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin companions’ guns would not go off, the priming being wet of three feet deep, in which the palisades were to be planted; with the rain. and, our waggons, the bodys being taken off, and the fore The next day being fair, we continu’d our march, and arriv’d and hind wheels separated by taking out the pin which united at the desolated Gnadenhut. There was a saw-mill near, round the two parts of the perch, we had ten carriages, with two which were left several piles of boards, with which we soon horses each, to bring the palisades from the woods to the hutted ourselves; an operation the more necessary at that spot. When they were set up, our carpenters built a stage of inclement season, as we had no tents. Our first work was to boards all round within, about six feet high, for the men to bury more effectually the dead we found there, who had stand on when to fire thro’ the loopholes. We had one swivel been half interr’d by the country people. gun, which we mounted on one of the angles, and fir’d it as The next morning our fort was plann’d and mark’d out, soon as fix’d, to let the Indians know, if any were within the circumference measuring four hundred and fifty-five feet, hearing, that we had such pieces; and thus our fort, if such which would require as many palisades to be made of trees, a magnificent name may be given to so miserable a stock- one with another, of a foot diameter each. Our axes, of which ade, was finish’d in a week, though it rain’d so hard every we had seventy, were immediately set to work to cut down other day that the men could not work. trees, and, our men being dextrous in the use of them, great This gave me occasion to observe, that, when men are despatch was made. Seeing the trees fall so fast, I had the employ’d, they are best content’d; for on the days they curiosity to look at my watch when two men began to cut at worked they were good-natur’d and cheerful, and, with the a pine; in six minutes they had it upon the ground, and I consciousness of having done a good day’s work, they spent found it of fourteen inches diameter. Each pine made three the evening jollily; but on our idle days they were mutinous palisades of eighteen feet long, pointed at one end. While and quarrelsome, finding fault with their pork, the bread, these were preparing, our other men dug a trench all round, etc., and in continual ill-humor, which put me in mind of a 137 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin sea-captain, whose rule it was to keep his men constantly legs hanging down in the holes to keep their feet warm, at work; and, when his mate once told him that they had which, with them, is an essential point. This kind of fire, so done every thing, and there was nothing further to employ manag’d, could not discover them, either by its light, flame, them about, “Oh,” says he, “Make them scour the anchor.” sparks, or even smoke: it appear’d that their number was This kind of fort, however contemptible, is a sufficient not great, and it seems they saw we were too many to be defense against Indians, who have no cannon. Finding our- attacked by them with prospect of advantage. selves now posted securely, and having a place to retreat to We had for our chaplain a zealous Presbyterian minister, on occasion, we ventur’d out in parties to scour the adja- Mr. Beatty, who complained to me that the men did not cent country. We met with no Indians, but we found the generally attend his prayers and exhortations. When they places on the neighboring hills where they had lain to watch enlisted, they were promised, besides pay and provisions, a our proceedings. There was an art in their contrivance of gill of rum a day, which was punctually serv’d out to them, those places, that seems worth mention. It being winter, a half in the morning, and the other half in the evening; and fire was necessary for them; but a common fire on the sur- I observ’d they were as punctual in attending to receive it; face of the ground would by its light have discovered their upon which I said to Mr. Beatty, “It is, perhaps, below the position at a distance. They had therefore dug holes in the dignity of your profession to act as steward of the rum, but ground about three feet diameter, and somewhat deeper; if you were to deal it out and only just after prayers, you we saw where they had with their hatchets cut off the char- would have them all about you.” He liked the tho’t, under- coal from the sides of burnt logs lying in the woods. With took the office, and, with the help of a few hands to mea- these coals they had made small fires in the bottom of the sure out the liquor, executed it to satisfaction, and never holes, and we observ’d among the weeds and grass the prints were prayers more generally and more punctually attended; of their bodies, made by their laying all round, with their so that I thought this method preferable to the punishment 138 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin inflicted by some military laws for non-attendance on di- bed, I could hardly sleep, it was so different from my hard vine service. lodging on the floor of our hut at Gnaden wrapt only in a I had hardly finish’d this business, and got my fort well blanket or two. stor’d with provisions, when I receiv’d a letter from the gov- While at Bethlehem, I inquir’d a little into the practice of ernor, acquainting me that he had call’d the Assembly, and the Moravians: some of them had accompanied me, and all wished my attendance there, if the posture of affairs on the were very kind to me. I found they work’d for a common frontiers was such that my remaining there was no longer stock, eat at common tables, and slept in common dormito- necessary. My friends, too, of the Assembly, pressing me by ries, great numbers together. In the dormitories I observed their letters to be, if possible, at the meeting, and my three loopholes, at certain distances all along just under the ceil- intended forts being now compleated, and the inhabitants ing, which I thought judiciously placed for change of air. I contented to remain on their farms under that protection, I was at their church, where I was entertain’d with good resolved to return; the more willingly, as a New England musick, the organ being accompanied with violins, haut- officer, Colonel Clapham, experienced in Indian war, being boys, flutes, clarinets, etc. I understood that their sermons on a visit to our establishment, consented to accept the were not usually preached to mixed congregations of men, command. I gave him a commission, and, parading the gar- women, and children, as is our common practice, but that rison, had it read before them, and introduc’d him to them they assembled sometimes the married men, at other times as an officer who, from his skill in military affairs, was much their wives, then the young men, the young women, and more fit to command them than myself; and, giving them a the little children, each division by itself. The sermon I heard little exhortation, took my leave. I was escorted as far as was to the latter, who came in and were plac’d in rows on Bethlehem, where I rested a few days to recover from the benches; the boys under the conduct of a young man, their fatigue I had undergone. The first night, being in a good tutor, and the girls conducted by a young woman. The dis- 139 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin course seem’d well adapted to their capacities, and was Being returned to Philadelphia, I found the association deliver’d in a pleasing, familiar manner, coaxing them, as it went on swimmingly, the inhabitants that were not Quakers were, to be good. They behav’d very orderly, but looked pale having pretty generally come into it, formed themselves into and unhealthy, which made me suspect they were kept too companies, and chose their captains, lieutenants, and en- much within doors, or not allow’d sufficient exercise. signs, according to the new law. Dr. B. visited me, and gave I inquir’d concerning the Moravian marriages, whether the me an account of the pains he had taken to spread a general report was true that they were by lot. I was told that lots good liking to the law, and ascribed much to those endeav- were us’d only in particular cases; that generally, when a ors. I had had the vanity to ascribe all to my Dialogue; how- young man found himself dispos’d to marry, he inform’d the ever, not knowing but that he might be in the right, I let elders of his class, who consulted the elder ladies that him enjoy his opinion, which I take to be generally the best govern’d the young women. As these elders of the different way in such cases. The officers, meeting, chose me to be sexes were well acquainted with the tempers and disposi- colonel of the regiment, which I this time accepted. I forget tions of their respective pupils, they could best judge what how many companies we had, but we paraded about twelve matches were suitable, and their judgments were generally hundred well-looking men, with a company of artillery, who acquiesc’d in; but if, for example, it should happen that two had been furnished with six brass field-pieces, which they or three young women were found to be equally proper for had become so expert in the use of as to fire twelve times in the young man, the lot was then recurred to. I objected, if a minute. The first time I reviewed my regiment they ac- the matches are not made by the mutual choice of the par- companied me to my house, and would salute me with some ties, some of them may chance to be very unhappy. “And so rounds fired before my door, which shook down and broke they may,” answer’d my informer, “if you let the parties several glasses of my electrical apparatus. And my new honour chuse for themselves;” which, indeed, I could not deny. proved not much less brittle; for all our commissions were 140 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin soon after broken by a repeal of the law in England. conduct in the Assembly respecting the exemption of his During this short time of my colonelship, being about to estate from taxation, which I had always oppos’d very set out on a journey to Virginia, the officers of my regiment warmly, and not without severe reflections on his meanness took it into their heads that it would be proper for them to and injustice of contending for it. He accused me to the escort me out of town, as far as the Lower Ferry. Just as I ministry as being the great obstacle to the king’s service, was getting on horseback they came to my door, between preventing, by my influence in the House, the proper form thirty and forty, mounted, and all in their uniforms. I had of the bills for raising money, and he instanced this parade not been previously acquainted with the project, or I should with my officers as a proof of my having an intention to have prevented it, being naturally averse to the assuming of take the government of the province out of his hands by state on any occasion; and I was a good deal chagrin’d at force. He also applied to Sir Everard Fawkener, the postmas- their appearance, as I could not avoid their accompanying ter-general, to deprive me of my office; but it had no other me. What made it worse was, that, as soon as we began to effect than to procure from Sir Everard a gentle admonition. move, they drew their swords and rode with them naked all Notwithstanding the continual wrangle between the gov- the way. Somebody wrote an account of this to the propri- ernor and the House, in which I, as a member, had so large etor, and it gave him great offense. No such honor had been a share, there still subsisted a civil intercourse between that paid him when in the province, nor to any of his governors; gentleman and myself, and we never had any personal dif- and he said it was only proper to princes of the blood royal, ference. I have sometimes since thought that his little or no which may be true for aught I know, who was, and still am, resentment against me, for the answers it was known I drew ignorant of the etiquette in such cases. up to his messages, might be the effect of professional habit, This silly affair, however, greatly increased his rancour and that, being bred a lawyer, he might consider us both as against me, which was before not a little, on account of my merely advocates for contending clients in a suit, he for the 141 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin proprietaries and I for the Assembly. He would, therefore, that, perhaps, without taxing the proprietary estate. Find- sometimes call in a friendly way to advise with me on diffi- ing me not so forward to engage as he expected, the project cult points, and sometimes, tho’ not often, take my advice. was dropt, and he soon after left the government, being We acted in concert to supply Braddock’s army with provi- superseded by Captain Denny. sions; and, when the shocking news arrived of his defeat, Before I proceed in relating the part I had in public af- the governor sent in haste for me, to consult with him on fairs under this new governor’s administration, it may not measures for preventing the desertion of the back counties. be amiss here to give some account of the rise and progress I forget now the advice I gave; but I think it was, that Dunbar of my philosophical reputation. should be written to, and prevail’d with, if possible, to post In 1746, being at Boston, I met there with a Dr. Spence, his troops on the frontiers for their protection, till, by re- who was lately arrived from Scotland, and show’d me some enforcements from the colonies, he might be able to pro- electric experiments. They were imperfectly perform’d, as ceed on the expedition. And, after my return from the fron- he was not very expert; but, being on a subject quite new to tier, he would have had me undertake the conduct of such me, they equally surpris’d and pleased me. Soon after my an expedition with provincial troops, for the reduction of return to Philadelphia, our library company receiv’d from Fort Duquesne, Dunbar and his men being otherwise em- Mr. P. Collinson, Fellow of the Royal Society of London, a ployed; and he proposed to commission me as general. I had present of a glass tube, with some account of the use of it in not so good an opinion of my military abilities as he profess’d making such experiments. I eagerly seized the opportunity to have, and I believe his professions must have exceeded of repeating what I had seen at Boston; and, by much prac- his real sentiments; but probably he might think that my tice, acquir’d great readiness in performing those, also, which popularity would facilitate the raising of the men, and my we had an account of from England, adding a number of new influence in Assembly, the grant of money to pay them, and ones. I say much practice, for my house was continually 142 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin full, for some time, with people who came to see these new tube, etc., I thought it right he should be inform’d of our wonders. success in using it, and wrote him several letters containing To divide a little this incumbrance among my friends, I accounts of our experiments. He got them read in the Royal caused a number of similar tubes to be blown at our glass- Society, where they were not at first thought worth so much house, with which they furnish’d themselves, so that we notice as to be printed in their Transactions. One paper, had at length several performers. Among these, the princi- which I wrote for Mr. Kinnersley, on the sameness of light- pal was Mr. Kinnersley, an ingenious neighbor, who, being ning with electricity, I sent to Dr. Mitchel, an acquaintance out of business, I encouraged to undertake showing the ex- of mine, and one of the members also of that society, who periments for money, and drew up for him two lectures, in wrote me word that it had been read, but was laughed at by which the experiments were rang’d in such order, and ac- the connoisseurs. The papers, however, being shown to Dr. companied with such explanations in such method, as that Fothergill, he thought them of too much value to be stifled, the foregoing should assist in comprehending the following. and advis’d the printing of them. Mr. Collinson then gave He procur’d an elegant apparatus for the purpose, in which them to Cave for publication in his Gentleman’s Magazine; all the little machines that I had roughly made for myself but he chose to print them separately in a pamphlet, and were nicely form’d by instrument-makers. His lectures were Dr. Fothergill wrote the preface. Cave, it seems, judged rightly well attended, and gave great satisfaction; and after some for his profit, for by the additions that arrived afterward time he went thro’ the colonies, exhibiting them in every they swell’d to a quarto volume, which has had five edi- capital town, and pick’d up some money. In the West India tions, and cost him nothing for copy-money. islands, indeed, it was with difficulty the experiments could be made, from the general moisture of the air. Oblig’d as we were to Mr. Collinson for his present of the It was, however, some time before those papers were much taken notice of in England. A copy of them happening to fall into the hands of the Count de Buffon, a philosopher 143 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin deservedly of great reputation in France, and, indeed, all persons, writing in different languages, might be length- over Europe, he prevailed with M. Dalibard to translate them ened greatly by mistranslations, and thence misconceptions into French, and they were printed at Paris. The publication of one another’s meaning, much of one of the abbe’s letters offended the Abbe Nollet, preceptor in Natural Philosophy being founded on an error in the translation, I concluded to to the royal family, and an able experimenter, who had form’d let my papers shift for themselves, believing it was better to and publish’d a theory of electricity, which then had the spend what time I could spare from public business in mak- general vogue. He could not at first believe that such a work ing new experiments, than in disputing about those already came from America, and said it must have been fabricated made. I therefore never answered M. Nollet, and the event by his enemies at Paris, to decry his system. Afterwards, gave me no cause to repent my silence; for my friend M. le having been assur’d that there really existed such a person Roy, of the Royal Academy of Sciences, took up my cause as Franklin at Philadelphia, which he had doubted, he wrote and refuted him; my book was translated into the Italian, and published a volume of Letters, chiefly address’d to me, German, and Latin languages; and the doctrine it contain’d defending his theory, and denying the verity of my experi- was by degrees universally adopted by the philosophers of ments, and of the positions deduc’d from them. Europe, in preference to that of the abbe; so that he lived to I once purpos’d answering the abbe, and actually began the answer; but, on consideration that my writings contain’d see himself the last of his sect, except Monsieur B—, of Paris, his eleve and immediate disciple. a description of experiments which any one might repeat What gave my book the more sudden and general celeb- and verify, and if not to be verifi’d, could not be defended; rity, was the success of one of its proposed experiments, or of observations offer’d as conjectures, and not delivered made by Messrs. Dalibard and De Lor at Marly, for drawing dogmatically, therefore not laying me under any obligation lightning from the clouds. This engag’d the public attention to defend them; and reflecting that a dispute between two every where. M. de Lor, who had an apparatus for experi- 144 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin mental philosophy, and lectur’d in that branch of science, acquainting them with the success, they soon made me more undertook to repeat what he called the Philadelphia Experi- than amends for the slight with which they had before ments; and, after they were performed before the king and treated me. Without my having made any application for court, all the curious of Paris flocked to see them. I will not that honor, they chose me a member, and voted that I should swell this narrative with an account of that capital experi- be excus’d the customary payments, which would have ment, nor of the infinite pleasure I receiv’d in the success of amounted to twenty-five guineas; and ever since have given a similar one I made soon after with a kite at Philadelphia, me their Transactions gratis. They also presented me with as both are to be found in the histories of electricity. the gold medal of Sir Godfrey Copley for the year 1753, the Dr. Wright, an English physician, when at Paris, wrote to delivery of which was accompanied by a very handsome a friend, who was of the Royal Society, an account of the speech of the president, Lord Macclesfield, wherein I was high esteem my experiments were in among the learned highly honoured. abroad, and of their wonder that my writings had been so Our new governor, Captain Denny, brought over for me little noticed in England. The society, on this, resum’d the the before-mentioned medal from the Royal Society, which consideration of the letters that had been read to them; and he presented to me at an entertainment given him by the the celebrated Dr. Watson drew up a summary account of city. He accompanied it with very polite expressions of his them, and of all I had afterwards sent to England on the esteem for me, having, as he said, been long acquainted subject, which be accompanied with some praise of the writer. with my character. After dinner, when the company, as was This summary was then printed in their Transactions; and customary at that time, were engag’d in drinking, he took some members of the society in London, particularly the me aside into another room, and acquainted me that he had very ingenious Mr. Canton, having verified the experiment been advis’d by his friends in England to cultivate a friend- of procuring lightning from the clouds by a pointed rod, and ship with me, as one who was capable of giving him the best 145 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin advice, and of contributing most effectually to the making the public measures he propos’d should appear to be for the his administration easy; that he therefore desired of all things good of the people, no one should espouse and forward them to have a good understanding with me, and he begg’d me to more zealously than myself; my past opposition having been be assur’d of his readiness on all occasions to render me founded on this, that the measures which had been urged every service that might be in his power. He said much to were evidently intended to serve the proprietary interest, me, also, of the proprietor’s good disposition towards the with great prejudice to that of the people; that I was much province, and of the advantage it might be to us all, and to obliged to him (the governor) for his professions of regard me in particular, if the opposition that had been so long to me, and that he might rely on every thing in my power to continu’d to his measures was dropt, and harmony restor’d make his administration as easy as possible, hoping at the between him and the people; in effecting which, it was same time that he had not brought with him the same unfor- thought no one could be more serviceable than myself; and tunate instruction his predecessor had been hamper’d with. I might depend on adequate acknowledgments and recom- On this he did not then explain himself; but when he penses, etc., etc. The drinkers, finding we did not return afterwards came to do business with the Assembly, they immediately to the table, sent us a decanter of Madeira, appear’d again, the disputes were renewed, and I was as which the governor made liberal use of, and in proportion active as ever in the opposition, being the penman, first, of became more profuse of his solicitations and promises. the request to have a communication of the instructions, My answers were to this purpose: that my circumstances, and then of the remarks upon them, which may be found in thanks to God, were such as to make proprietary favours the votes of the time, and in the Historical Review I after- unnecessary to me; and that, being a member of the Assem- ward publish’d. But between us personally no enmity arose; bly, I could not possibly accept of any; that, however, I had we were often together; he was a man of letters, had seen no personal enmity to the proprietary, and that, whenever much of the world, and was very entertaining and pleasing 146 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin in conversation. He gave me the first information that my I had agreed with Captain Morris, of the paquet at New old friend Jas. Ralph was still alive; that he was esteem’d York, for my passage, and my stores were put on board, when one of the best political writers in England; had been Lord Loudoun arriv’d at Philadelphia, expressly, as he told employ’d in the dispute between Prince Frederic and the me, to endeavor an accommodation between the governor king, and had obtain’d a pension of three hundred a year; and Assembly, that his majesty’s service might not be ob- that his reputation was indeed small as a poet, Pope having structed by their dissensions. Accordingly, he desir’d the damned his poetry in the Dunciad; but his prose was thought governor and myself to meet him, that he might hear what as good as any man’s. was to be said on both sides. We met and discuss’d the busi- The Assembly finally finding the proprietary obstinately ness. In behalf of the Assembly, I urg’d all the various argu- persisted in manacling their deputies with instructions in- ments that may be found in the public papers of that time, consistent not only with the privileges of the people, but which were of my writing, and are printed with the minutes with the service of the crown, resolv’d to petition the king of the Assembly; and the governor pleaded his instructions; against them, and appointed me their agent to go over to the bond he had given to observe them, and his ruin if he England, to present and support the petition.* The House disobey’d, yet seemed not unwilling to hazard himself if had sent up a bill to the governor, granting a sum of sixty Lord Loudoun would advise it. This his lordship did not chuse thousand pounds for the king’s use (ten thousand pounds of to do, though I once thought I had nearly prevail’d with which was subjected to the orders of the then general, Lord him to do it; but finally he rather chose to urge the compli- Loudoun), which the governor absolutely refus’d to pass, in ance of the Assembly; and he entreated me to use my compliance with his instructions. endeavours with them for that purpose, declaring that he would spare none of the king’s troops for the defense of our * The many unanimous resolves of the Assembly—what date?— marg. note.] frontiers, and that, if we did not continue to provide for 147 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin that defense ourselves, they must remain expos’d to the Monday morning, you will be in time, but do not delay enemy. longer.” By some accidental hinderance at a ferry, it was I acquainted the House with what had pass’d, and, pre- Monday noon before I arrived, and I was much afraid she senting them with a set of resolutions I had drawn up, de- might have sailed, as the wind was fair; but I was soon made claring our rights, and that we did not relinquish our claim easy by the information that she was still in the harbor, and to those rights, but only suspended the exercise of them on would not move till the next day. One would imagine that I this occasion thro’ force, against which we protested, they was now on the very point of departing for Europe. I thought at length agreed to drop that bill, and frame another con- so; but I was not then so well acquainted with his lordship’s formable to the proprietary instructions. This of course the character, of which indecision was one of the strongest fea- governor pass’d, and I was then at liberty to proceed on my tures. I shall give some instances. It was about the begin- voyage. But, in the meantime, the paquet had sailed with ning of April that I came to New York, and I think it was my sea-stores, which was some loss to me, and my only rec- near the end of June before we sail’d. There were then two ompense was his lordship’s thanks for my service, all the of the paquet-boats, which had been long in port, but were credit of obtaining the accommodation falling to his share. detained for the general’s letters, which were always to be He set out for New York before me; and, as the time for ready to-morrow. Another paquet arriv’d; she too was dispatching the paquet-boats was at his disposition, and detain’d; and, before we sail’d, a fourth was expected. Ours there were two then remaining there, one of which, he said, was the first to be dispatch’d, as having been there longest. was to sail very soon, I requested to know the precise time, Passengers were engag’d in all, and some extremely impa- that I might not miss her by any delay of mine. His answer tient to be gone, and the merchants uneasy about their let- was, “I have given out that she is to sail on Saturday next; ters, and the orders they had given for insurance (it being but I may let you know, entre nous, that if you are there by war time) for fall goods! but their anxiety avail’d nothing; 148 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin his lordship’s letters were not ready; and yet whoever waited for, when in England, I understood that Mr. Pitt gave it as on him found him always at his desk, pen in hand, and one reason for removing this general, and sending Generals concluded he must needs write abundantly. Amherst and Wolfe, that the minister never heard from him, Going myself one morning to pay my respects, I found in and could not know what he was doing. his antechamber one Innis, a messenger of Philadelphia, This daily expectation of sailing, and all the three paquets who had come from thence express with a paquet from Gov- going down to Sandy Hook, to join the fleet there, the pas- ernor Denny for the General. He delivered to me some let- sengers thought it best to be on board, lest by a sudden ters from my friends there, which occasion’d my inquiring order the ships should sail, and they be left behind. There, when he was to return, and where be lodg’d, that I might if I remember right, we were about six weeks, consuming send some letters by him. He told me he was order’d to call our sea-stores, and oblig’d to procure more. At length the to-morrow at nine for the general’s answer to the governor, fleet sail’d, the General and all his army on board, bound to and should set off immediately. I put my letters into his Louisburg, with intent to besiege and take that fortress; all hands the same day. A fortnight after I met him again in the paquet-boats in company ordered to attend the General’s the same place. “So, you are soon return’d, Innis?” “Re- ship, ready to receive his dispatches when they should be turned! no, I am not gone yet.” “How so?” “I have called ready. We were out five days before we got a letter with here by order every morning these two weeks past for his leave to part, and then our ship quitted the fleet and steered lordship’s letter, and it is not yet ready.” “Is it possible, for England. The other two paquets he still detained, car- when he is so great a writer? for I see him constantly at his ried them with him to Halifax, where he stayed some time escritoire.” “Yes,” says Innis, “but he is like St. George on to exercise the men in sham attacks upon sham forts, then the signs, always on horseback, and never rides on!” This alter’d his mind as to besieging Louisburg, and return’d to observation of the messenger was, it seems, well founded; New York, with all his troops, together with the two paquets 149 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin above mentioned, and all their passengers! During his ab- the injury to his affairs, it was very considerable. sence the French and savages had taken Fort George, on the On the whole, I wonder’d much how such a man came to frontier of that province, and the savages had massacred be intrusted with so important a business as the conduct of many of the garrison after capitulation. a great army; but, having since seen more of the great world, I saw afterwards in London Captain Bonnell, who com- and the means of obtaining, and motives for giving places, manded one of those paquets. He told me that, when he had my wonder is diminished. General Shirley, on whom the com- been detain’d a month, he acquainted his lordship that his mand of the army devolved upon the death of Braddock, ship was grown foul, to a degree that must necessarily hinder would, in my opinion, if continued in place, have made a her fast sailing, a point of consequence for a paquet-boat, much better campaign than that of Loudoun in 1757, which and requested an allowance of time to heave her down and was frivolous, expensive, and disgraceful to our nation be- clean her bottom. He was asked how long time that would yond conception; for, tho’ Shirley was not a bred soldier, he require. He answer’d, three days. The general replied, “If was sensible and sagacious in himself, and attentive to good you can do it in one day, I give leave; otherwise not; for you advice from others, capable of forming judicious plans, and must certainly sail the day after to-morrow.” So he never quick and active in carrying them into execution. Loudoun, obtain’d leave, though detained afterwards from day to day instead of defending the colonies with his great army, left during full three months. them totally expos’d while he paraded idly at Halifax, by I saw also in London one of Bonnell’s passengers, who was which means Fort George was lost, besides, he derang’d all so enrag’d against his lordship for deceiving and detaining our mercantile operations, and distress’d our trade, by a long him so long at New York, and then carrying him to Halifax embargo on the exportation of provisions, on pretence of and back again, that he swore he would sue for damages. keeping supplies from being obtain’d by the enemy, but in Whether he did or not, I never heard; but, as he represented reality for beating down their price in favor of the contrac- 150 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin tors, in whose profits, it was said, perhaps from suspicion sooner be obtain’d from the different persons I had employ’d only, he had a share. And, when at length the embargo was to assist in the business. I presented them to Lord Loudoun, taken off, by neglecting to send notice of it to Charlestown, desiring to be paid the ballance. He caus’d them to be regu- the Carolina fleet was detain’d near three months longer, larly examined by the proper officer, who, after comparing whereby their bottoms were so much damaged by the worm every article with its voucher, certified them to be right; that a great part of them foundered in their passage home. and the balance due for which his lordship promis’d to give Shirley was, I believe, sincerely glad of being relieved from me an order on the paymaster. This was, however, put off so burdensome a charge as the conduct of an army must be from time to time; and, tho’ I call’d often for it by appoint- to a man unacquainted with military business. I was at the ment, I did not get it. At length, just before my departure, entertainment given by the city of New York to Lord Loudoun, he told me he had, on better consideration, concluded not on his taking upon him the command. Shirley, tho’ thereby to mix his accounts with those of his predecessors. “And superseded, was present also. There was a great company of you,” says he, “when in England, have only to exhibit your officers, citizens, and strangers, and, some chairs having accounts at the treasury, and you will be paid immediately.” been borrowed in the neighborhood, there was one among I mention’d, but without effect, the great and unexpected them very low, which fell to the lot of Mr. Shirley. Perceiv- expense I had been put to by being detain’d so long at New ing it as I sat by him, I said, “They have given you, sir, too York, as a reason for my desiring to be presently paid; and low a seat.” “No matter,” says he, “Mr. Franklin, I find a low on my observing that it was not right I should be put to any seat the easiest.” further trouble or delay in obtaining the money I had While I was, as afore mention’d, detain’d at New York, I advanc’d, as I charged no commission for my service, “0, receiv’d all the accounts of the provisions, etc., that I had sir,” says he, “you must not think of persuading us that you furnish’d to Braddock, some of which accounts could not are no gainer; we understand better those affairs, and know 151 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin that every one concerned in supplying the army finds means, in the fleet. in the doing it, to fill his own pockets.” I assur’d him that The captain said she had once gone at the rate of thirteen was not my case, and that I had not pocketed a farthing; knots, which is accounted thirteen miles per hour. We had but he appear’d clearly not to believe me; and, indeed, I on board, as a passenger, Captain Kennedy, of the Navy, have since learnt that immense fortunes are often made in who contended that it was impossible, and that no ship ever such employments. As to my ballance, I am not paid it to sailed so fast, and that there must have been some error in this day, of which more hereafter. the division of the log-line, or some mistake in heaving the Our captain of the paquet had boasted much, before we log. A wager ensu’d between the two captains, to be decided sailed, of the swiftness of his ship; unfortunately, when we when there should be sufficient wind. Kennedy thereupon came to sea, she proved the dullest of ninety-six sail, to his examin’d rigorously the log-line, and, being satisfi’d with no small mortification. After many conjectures respecting that, he determin’d to throw the log himself. Accordingly the cause, when we were near another ship almost as dull as some days after, when the wind blew very fair and fresh, ours, which, however, gain’d upon us, the captain ordered and the captain of the paquet, Lutwidge, said he believ’d all hands to come aft, and stand as near the ensign staff as she then went at the rate of thirteen knots, Kennedy made possible. We were, passengers included, about forty persons. the experiment, and own’d his wager lost. While we stood there, the ship mended her pace, and soon The above fact I give for the sake of the following obser- left her neighbour far behind, which prov’d clearly what our vation. It has been remark’d, as an imperfection in the art captain suspected, that she was loaded too much by the of ship-building, that it can never be known, till she is tried, head. The casks of water, it seems, had been all plac’d for- whether a new ship will or will not be a good sailer; for that ward; these he therefore order’d to be mov’d further aft, on the model of a good-sailing ship has been exactly follow’d which the ship recover’d her character, and proved the sailer in a new one, which has prov’d, on the contrary, remarkably 152 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin dull. I apprehend that this may partly be occasion’d by the the lading. This is an age of experiments, and I think a set different opinions of seamen respecting the modes of lad- accurately made and combin’d would be of great use. I am ing, rigging, and sailing of a ship; each has his system; and persuaded, therefore, that ere long some ingenious philoso- the same vessel, laden by the judgment and orders of one pher will undertake it, to whom I wish success. captain, shall sail better or worse than when by the orders We were several times chas’d in our passage, but outsail’d of another. Besides, it scarce ever happens that a ship is every thing, and in thirty days had soundings. We had a form’d, fitted for the sea, and sail’d by the same person. One good observation, and the captain judg’d himself so near man builds the hull, another rigs her, a third lades and sails our port, Falmouth, that, if we made a good run in the night, her. No one of these has the advantage of knowing all the we might be off the mouth of that harbor in the morning, ideas and experience of the others, and, therefore, can not and by running in the night might escape the notice of the draw just conclusions from a combination of the whole. enemy’s privateers, who often crus’d near the entrance of Even in the simple operation of sailing when at sea, I the channel. Accordingly, all the sail was set that we could have often observ’d different judgments in the officers who possibly make, and the wind being very fresh and fair, we commanded the successive watches, the wind being the same. went right before it, and made great way. The captain, after One would have the sails trimm’d sharper or flatter than his observation, shap’d his course, as he thought, so as to another, so that they seem’d to have no certain rule to gov- pass wide of the Scilly Isles; but it seems there is sometimes ern by. Yet I think a set of experiments might be instituted, a strong indraught setting up St. George’s Channel, which first, to determine the most proper form of the hull for swift deceives seamen and caused the loss of Sir Cloudesley Shovel’s sailing; next, the best dimensions and properest place for squadron. This indraught was probably the cause of what the masts: then the form and quantity of sails, and their happened to us. position, as the wind may be; and, lastly, the disposition of 153 We had a watchman plac’d in the bow, to whom they of- The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ten called, “Look well out before there,” and he as often to be lifted up from the water like the curtain at a play- answered, “Ay ay; “ but perhaps had his eyes shut, and was house, discovering underneath, the town of Falmouth, the half asleep at the time, they sometimes answering, as is vessels in its harbor, and the fields that surrounded it. This said, mechanically; for he did not see a light just before us, was a most pleasing spectacle to those who had been so which had been hid by the studdingsails from the man at long without any other prospects than the uniform view of the helm, and from the rest of the watch, but by an acciden- a vacant ocean, and it gave us the more pleasure as we were tal yaw of the ship was discover’d, and occasion’d a great now free from the anxieties which the state of war occasion’d. alarm, we being very near it, the light appearing to me as I set out immediately, with my son, for London, and we big as a cart-wheel. It was midnight, and our captain fast only stopt a little by the way to view Stonehenge on Salisbury asleep; but Captain Kennedy, jumping upon deck, and see- Plain, and Lord Pembroke’s house and gardens, with his very ing the danger, ordered the ship to wear round, all sails curious antiquities at Wilton. We arrived in London the 27th standing; an operation dangerous to the masts, but it car- of July, 1757.* ried us clear, and we escaped shipwreck, for we were run- As soon as I was settled in a lodging Mr. Charles had pro- ning right upon the rocks on which the light-house was vided for me, I went to visit Dr. Fothergill, to whom I was erected. This deliverance impressed me strongly with the strongly recommended, and whose counsel respecting my utility of light-houses, and made me resolve to encourage proceedings I was advis’d to obtain. He was against an im- the building more of them in America, if I should live to mediate complaint to government, and thought the propri- return there. etaries should first be personally appli’d to, who might pos- In the morning it was found by the soundings, etc., that we were near our port, but a thick fog hid the land from our sight. About nine o’clock the fog began to rise, and seem’d 154 * Here terminates the Autobiography, as published by Wm. Temple Franklin and his successors. What follows was written in the last year of Dr. Franklin’s life, and was first printed (in English) in Mr. Bigelow’s edition of 1868.—ED. The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin sibly be induc’d by the interposition and persuasion of some the king. They are then, so far as they relate to you, the law private friends, to accommodate matters amicably. I then of the land, for the king is the LEGISLATOR OF THE COLO- waited on my old friend and correspondent, Mr. Peter NIES.” I told his lordship this was new doctrine to me. I had Collinson, who told me that John Hanbury, the great Vir- always understood from our charters that our laws were to ginia merchant, had requested to be informed when I should be made by our Assemblies, to be presented indeed to the arrive, that he might carry me to Lord Granville’s, who was king for his royal assent, but that being once given the king then President of the Council and wished to see me as soon could not repeal or alter them. And as the Assemblies could as possible. I agreed to go with him the next morning. Ac- not make permanent laws without his assent, so neither cordingly Mr. Hanbury called for me and took me in his could he make a law for them without theirs. He assur’d me carriage to that nobleman’s, who receiv’d me with great ci- I was totally mistaken. I did not think so, however, and his vility; and after some questions respecting the present state lordship’s conversation having a little alarm’d me as to what of affairs in America and discourse thereupon, he said to might be the sentiments of the court concerning us, I wrote me: “You Americans have wrong ideas of the nature of your it down as soon as I return’d to my lodgings. I recollected constitution; you contend that the king’s instructions to that about 20 years before, a clause in a bill brought into his governors are not laws, and think yourselves at liberty Parliament by the ministry had propos’d to make the king’s to regard or disregard them at your own discretion. But those instructions laws in the colonies, but the clause was thrown instructions are not like the pocket instructions given to a out by the Commons, for which we adored them as our friends minister going abroad, for regulating his conduct in some and friends of liberty, till by their conduct towards us in trifling point of ceremony. They are first drawn up by judges 1765 it seem’d that they had refus’d that point of sover- learned in the laws; they are then considered, debated, and eignty to the king only that they might reserve it for them- perhaps amended in Council, after which they are signed by selves. 155 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin After some days, Dr. Fothergill having spoken to the pro- weak in point of argument and haughty in expression, he prietaries, they agreed to a meeting with me at Mr. T. Penn’s had conceived a mortal enmity to me, which discovering house in Spring Garden. The conversation at first consisted itself whenever we met, I declin’d the proprietary’s proposal of mutual declarations of disposition to reasonable accom- that he and I should discuss the heads of complaint be- modations, but I suppose each party had its own ideas of tween our two selves, and refus’d treating with any one but what should be meant by reasonable. We then went into them. They then by his advice put the paper into the hands consideration of our several points of complaint, which I of the Attorney and Solicitor-General for their opinion and enumerated. The proprietaries justify’d their conduct as well counsel upon it, where it lay unanswered a year wanting as they could, and I the Assembly’s. We now appeared very eight days, during which time I made frequent demands of wide, and so far from each other in our opinions as to dis- an answer from the proprietaries, but without obtaining any courage all hope of agreement. However, it was concluded other than that they had not yet received the opinion of that I should give them the heads of our complaints in writ- the Attorney and Solicitor-General. What it was when they ing, and they promis’d then to consider them. I did so soon did receive it I never learnt, for they did not communicate after, but they put the paper into the hands of their solici- it to me, but sent a long message to the Assembly drawn tor, Ferdinand John Paris, who managed for them all their and signed by Paris, reciting my paper, complaining of its law business in their great suit with the neighbouring pro- want of formality, as a rudeness on my part, and giving a prietary of Maryland, Lord Baltimore, which had subsisted flimsy justification of their conduct, adding that they should 70 years, and wrote for them all their papers and messages be willing to accommodate matters if the Assembly would in their dispute with the Assembly. He was a proud, angry send out some person of candour to treat with them for that man, and as I had occasionally in the answers of the Assem- purpose, intimating thereby that I was not such. bly treated his papers with some severity, they being really 156 The want of formality or rudeness was, probably, my not The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin having address’d the paper to them with their assum’d titles have no such effect. That the assessors were honest and of True and Absolute Proprietaries of the Province of Penn- discreet men under an oath to assess fairly and equitably, sylvania, which I omitted as not thinking it necessary in a and that any advantage each of them might expect in less- paper, the intention of which was only to reduce to a cer- ening his own tax by augmenting that of the proprietaries tainty by writing, what in conversation I had delivered viva was too trifling to induce them to perjure themselves. This voce. is the purport of what I remember as urged by both sides, But during this delay, the Assembly having prevailed with except that we insisted strongly on the mischievous conse- Gov’r Denny to pass an act taxing the proprietary estate in quences that must attend a repeal, for that the money, common with the estates of the people, which was the grand £100,000, being printed and given to the king’s use, ex- point in dispute, they omitted answering the message. pended in his service, and now spread among the people, When this act however came over, the proprietaries, coun- the repeal would strike it dead in their hands to the ruin of selled by Paris, determined to oppose its receiving the royal many, and the total discouragement of future grants, and assent. Accordingly they petition’d the king in Council, and the selfishness of the proprietors in soliciting such a gen- a hearing was appointed in which two lawyers were employ’d eral catastrophe, merely from a groundless fear of their es- by them against the act, and two by me in support of it. tate being taxed too highly, was insisted on in the strongest They alledg’d that the act was intended to load the propri- terms. On this, Lord Mansfield, one of the counsel rose, and etary estate in order to spare those of the people, and that beckoning me took me into the clerk’s chamber, while the if it were suffer’d to continue in force, and the proprietaries lawyers were pleading, and asked me if I was really of opin- who were in odium with the people, left to their mercy in ion that no injury would be done the proprietary estate in proportioning the taxes, they would inevitably be ruined. the execution of the act. I said certainly. “Then,” says he, We reply’d that the act had no such intention, and would “you can have little objection to enter into an engagement 157 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin to assure that point.” I answer’d, “None at all.” He then ernor Denny for having pass’d the act, and turn’d him out call’d in Paris, and after some discourse, his lordship’s propo- with threats of suing him for breach of instructions which sition was accepted on both sides; a paper to the purpose he had given bond to observe. He, however, having done it was drawn up by the Clerk of the Council, which I sign’d at the instance of the General, and for His Majesty’s service, with Mr. Charles, who was also an Agent of the Province for and having some powerful interest at court, despis’d the their ordinary affairs, when Lord Mansfield returned to the threats and they were never put in execution… . [Unfin- Council Chamber, where finally the law was allowed to pass. ished]. Some changes were however recommended and we also engaged they should be made by a subsequent law, but the Assembly did not think them necessary; for one year’s tax CHIEF EVENTS IN FRANKLIN’S LIFE having been levied by the act before the order of Council arrived, they appointed a committee to examine the pro- Ending, as it does, with the year 1757, the autobiography ceedings of the assessors, and on this committee they put leavesfacts un-recorded. It has seemed advisable, therefore, several particular friends of the proprietaries. After a full to detail the chief events in Franklin’s life, from the begin- enquiry, they unanimously sign’d a report that they found ning, in the following list: the tax had been assess’d with perfect equity. The Assembly looked into my entering into the first part 1706 He is born, in Boston, and baptized in the Old South of the engagement, as an essential service to the Province, Church. since it secured the credit of the paper money then spread 1714 At the age of eight, enters the Grammar School. over all the country. They gave me their thanks in form 1716 Becomes his father’s assistant in the tallow-chan- when I return’d. But the proprietaries were enraged at Gov- dlery business. 158 The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin 1718 Apprenticed to his brother James, printer. 1732 1721 Writes ballads and peddles them, in printed form, in nac” under the pseudonym of “Richard Saunders.” The Alma- the streets; contributes, anonymously, to the “New England nac, which continued for twenty-five years to contain his Courant,” and temporarily edits that paper; becomes a free- witty, worldly-wise sayings, played a very large part in bring- thinker, and a vegetarian. ing together and molding the American character which was 1723 at that time made up of so many diverse and scattered types. Breaks his indenture and removes to Philadelphia; Publishes the first number of “Poor Richard’s Alma- obtaining employment in Keimer’s printing-office; abandons 1738 Begins to study French, Italian, Spanish, and Latin. vegetarianism. 1736 Chosen clerk of the General Assembly; forms the 1724 Union Fire Company of Philadelphia. Is persuaded by Governor Keith to establish himself independently, and goes to London to buy type; works at 1737 his trade there, and publishes “Dissertation on Liberty and ter-General; plans a city police. Necessity, Pleasure and Pain.” 1742 Invents the open, or “Franklin,” stove. 1726 1743 Proposes a plan for an Academy, which is adopted Returns to Philadelphia; after serving as clerk in a Elected to the Assembly; appointed Deputy Postmas- dry goods store, becomes manager of Keimer’s printing-house. 1749 and develops into the University of Pennsylvania. 1727 Founds the Junto, or “Leathern Apron” Club. 1744 Establishes the American Philosophical Society. 1728 With Hugh Meredith, opens a printing-office. 1746 Publishes a pamphlet, “Plain Truth,” on the neces- 1729 Becomes proprietor and editor of the “Pennsylvania sity for disciplined defense, and forms a military company; Gazette”; prints, anonymously, “Nature and Necessity of a begins electrical experiments. Paper Currency”; opens a stationer’s shop. 1748 1730 Marries Rebecca Read. Commission of the Peace, chosen to the Common Council, 1731 Founds the Philadelphia Library. and to the Assembly. 159 Sells out his printing business; is appointed on the The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin 1749 Appointed a Commissioner to trade with the Indians. 1751 Aids in founding a hospital. 1752 Experiments with a kite and discovers that light- HERE THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY BREAKS OFF 1760 Secures from the Privy Council, by a compromise, a ning is an electrical discharge. decision obliging the Proprietary estates to contribute to 1753 the public revenue. Awarded the Copley medal for this discovery, and elected a member of the Royal Society; receives the degree 1762 of M.A. from Yale and Harvard. Appointed joint Postmaster- Edinburgh; returns to America. General. 1763 1754 for the Purpose of inspecting the post-offices. Appointed one of the Commissioners from Pennsyl- Receives the degree of LL.D. from Oxford and Makes a five months’ tour of the northern colonies vania to the Colonial Congress at Albany; proposes a plan 1764 for the union of the colonies. Assembly; sent to England as agent for Pennsylvania. 1755 Pledges his personal property in order that supplies 1765 Endeavors to prevent the passage of the Stamp Act. may be raised for Braddock’s army; obtains a grant from the 1766 Examined before the House of Commons relative to Assembly in aid of the Crown Point expedition; carries the passage of the Stamp Act; appointed agent of Massachu- through a bill establishing a voluntary militia; is appointed setts, New Jersey, and Georgia; visits Gottingen University. Colonel, and takes the field. 1767 Travels in France and is presented at court. 1757 Introduces a bill in the Assembly for paving the streets 1769 Procures a telescope for Harvard College. of Philadelphia; publishes his famous “Way to Wealth”; goes 1772 Elected Associe Etranger of the French Academy. to England to plead the cause of the Assembly against the 1774 Dismissed from the office of Postmaster-General; in- Proprietaries; remains as agent for Pennsylvania; enjoys the fluences Thomas Paine to emigrate to America. friendship of the scientific and literary men of the kingdom. 1775 160 Defeated by the Penn faction for reelection to the Returns to America; chosen a delegate to the Sec- The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin ond Continental Congress; placed on the committee of secret correspondence; appointed one of the commissioners to secure the cooperation of Canada. 1776 Placed on the committee to draft a Declaration of In- dependence; chosen president of the Constitutional Committee of Pennsylvania; sent to France as agent of the colonies. 1778 Concludes treaties of defensive alliance, and of am- ity and commerce; is received at court. 1779 Appointed Minister Plenipotentiary to France. 1780 Appoints Paul Jones commander of the “Alliance.” 1782 Signs the preliminary articles of peace. 1783 Signs the definite treaty of peace. 1785 Returns to America; is chosen President of Pennsyl- vania; reelected 1786. 1787 Reelected President; sent as delegate to the con- vention for framing a Federal Constitution. 1788 Retires from public life. 1790 April 17, dies. 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